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I can...canoe?
"Jim" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "Jim" wrote in message ... wrote: On Nov 17, 2:48 pm, "Don White" wrote: wrote in message ... On Nov 17, 10:36 am, wrote: On Nov 17, 10:32 am, Boater wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote: On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote: wrote: snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know. Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever insults directed at the water  I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living, have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't have to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and I'm not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you.. Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing scholarship to college? Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you should take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life. That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat over and the number of snakes. I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I do like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim. We launch from this spot: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt cheek ?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I'd love to see THAT! It's got to be *quite a site* watching Harry shoe- horn his fat blubber into a canoe! --------------------------------------------------------- Say what...? "*quite a site*??- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Oh, my GOD a typo........... Whew, I'm sure glad that you picked that up! Krause's butt must be quite an expansive site and quite a sight. Please keep your deviant fetish desires below the Mason Dixon line where they are appreciated. BTW Use some punctuation once in a while. Punctuate this.....UserBoy! |
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I can...canoe?
Don White wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "Jim" wrote in message ... wrote: On Nov 17, 2:48 pm, "Don White" wrote: wrote in message ... On Nov 17, 10:36 am, wrote: On Nov 17, 10:32 am, Boater wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote: On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote: wrote: snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know. Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever insults directed at the water I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living, have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't have to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and I'm not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you.. Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing scholarship to college? Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you should take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life. That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat over and the number of snakes. I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I do like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim. We launch from this spot: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt cheek ?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I'd love to see THAT! It's got to be *quite a site* watching Harry shoe- horn his fat blubber into a canoe! --------------------------------------------------------- Say what...? "*quite a site*??- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Oh, my GOD a typo........... Whew, I'm sure glad that you picked that up! Krause's butt must be quite an expansive site and quite a sight. Please keep your deviant fetish desires below the Mason Dixon line where they are appreciated. BTW Use some punctuation once in a while. Punctuate this.....UserBoy! Why did I know you would say this? |
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