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Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other
and says, “I think I just lost an Electron!!”

To which the other atom says, “Are you sure?”

And the first atom responds, “I’m POSITIVE!!!”
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Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other
and says, “I think I just lost an Electron!!”

To which the other atom says, “Are you sure?”

And the first atom responds, “I’m POSITIVE!!!”


Well!

There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start.
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports

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Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other
and says, “I think I just lost an Electron!!”


To which the other atom says, “Are you sure?”


And the first atom responds, “I’m POSITIVE!!!”


Well!

There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start..
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Only comment's he'd get from me would me NEGATIVE

And I refuse to stand NEUTRAL.
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On Dec 12, 6:18*am, John wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports

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Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other
and says, “I think I just lost an Electron!!”


To which the other atom says, “Are you sure?”


And the first atom responds, “I’m POSITIVE!!!”


Well!

There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start.


Only comment's he'd get from me would me NEGATIVE


And I refuse to stand NEUTRAL.


Thus proving that you are, indeed, a neutron.

BBAAWWWAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:18:11 -0500, John wrote:

On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other
and says, “I think I just lost an Electron!!”

To which the other atom says, “Are you sure?”

And the first atom responds, “I’m POSITIVE!!!”


Well!

There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start.


I've decided that competition is a tool of our Corporate Masters to
keep the working class from rebelling en mass.

Thus, I will no longer compete showing solidarity with the
proletariat.

And Yale graduates.


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On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:18:11 -0500, John wrote:

On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other
and says, “I think I just lost an Electron!!”

To which the other atom says, “Are you sure?”

And the first atom responds, “I’m POSITIVE!!!”


Well!

There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start.


I've decided that competition is a tool of our Corporate Masters to
keep the working class from rebelling en mass.

Thus, I will no longer compete showing solidarity with the
proletariat.

And Yale graduates.


Speaking of competition, it looks like the UAW won last night. They get to
keep their high salaries. They won't have to accept the drivel given to the
employees at Toyota and Honda.

Of course, that's only for the next few weeks.

They must be Yale graduates also.
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:38:33 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:18:11 -0500, John wrote:

On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other
and says, “I think I just lost an Electron!!”

To which the other atom says, “Are you sure?”

And the first atom responds, “I’m POSITIVE!!!”

Well!

There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start.


I've decided that competition is a tool of our Corporate Masters to
keep the working class from rebelling en mass.

Thus, I will no longer compete showing solidarity with the
proletariat.

And Yale graduates.


Speaking of competition, it looks like the UAW won last night. They get to
keep their high salaries. They won't have to accept the drivel given to the
employees at Toyota and Honda.

Of course, that's only for the next few weeks.

They must be Yale graduates also.


Well duh...
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:19:04 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:


Speaking of competition, it looks like the UAW won last night. They get
to keep their high salaries. They won't have to accept the drivel given
to the employees at Toyota and Honda.

Of course, that's only for the next few weeks.

They must be Yale graduates also.


Well duh...


That's the dumbest F'n decision, I think I've seen in my life. McConnell
must like Russian Roulette. After already giving $350 billion to Wall
Street to keep the markets afloat, he's unwilling to spend $14 billion.
That's one month's spending in Iraq.

If I'm not mistaken, there will be a bloodbath on Wall Street today.
Republicans sure know how to instill confidence in the economy.
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:35:53 -0600, wrote:

On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:19:04 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:


Speaking of competition, it looks like the UAW won last night. They get
to keep their high salaries. They won't have to accept the drivel given
to the employees at Toyota and Honda.

Of course, that's only for the next few weeks.

They must be Yale graduates also.


Well duh...


That's the dumbest F'n decision, I think I've seen in my life. McConnell
must like Russian Roulette. After already giving $350 billion to Wall
Street to keep the markets afloat, he's unwilling to spend $14 billion.
That's one month's spending in Iraq.

If I'm not mistaken, there will be a bloodbath on Wall Street today.
Republicans sure know how to instill confidence in the economy.


UAW sure knows how to bend.

From Washington Post:

" The high-stakes talks broke down over when the wages of union workers
would be slashed to the same level as those paid to nonunion workers at
U.S. plants of foreign automakers such as Toyota and Honda.

Sen. Bob Corker (Tenn.), the lead GOP negotiator, said the sides were on
the brink of a deal on the amendment he had offered. Representatives from
the United Auto Workers -- who were present for most of the negotiations --
would not agree to a specific date, Corker said.

"We offered any day -- any day -- in 2009," Corker said."

Note, the words '...slashed to the same level as those paid to nonunion
workers..." came from the Washington Post.
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