I'm hoping some of you who are knowledgeable about these matters can give
me some advice. I'm considering a reverse mortgage on my house, and
investing the money in this:

http://tinyurl.com/66lgm8

Any advice would be appreciated.
--
John

On Dec 12, 7:36*pm, John wrote:
I'm hoping some of you who are knowledgeable about these matters can give
me some advice. I'm considering a reverse mortgage on my house, and
investing the money in this:

http://tinyurl.com/66lgm8

Any advice would be appreciated.
--
John

Pfffftttt, I almost **** my pants.. What's next? The Al Capone dollar,
how about the Osama Bin Laden dollar?.. Oh, no, maybe the Al Franken
dollar, he is about to steal the election, ..................or best
of all, the Harry Krause dollar.. it comes plated in genuine fake
gold, and it even has a built in chip so it makes annoying sounds
(sort of like popping a zit) when squeezed...

John wrote:
I'm hoping some of you who are knowledgeable about these matters can give
me some advice. I'm considering a reverse mortgage on my house, and
investing the money in this:

http://tinyurl.com/66lgm8

Any advice would be appreciated.

Excellent idea, do it before the impeachment.

John wrote:
I'm hoping some of you who are knowledgeable about these matters can give
me some advice. I'm considering a reverse mortgage on my house, and
investing the money in this:

http://tinyurl.com/66lgm8

Any advice would be appreciated.


Buy a golf lesson.

On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:36:07 -0500, John wrote:

I'm hoping some of you who are knowledgeable about these matters can give
me some advice. I'm considering a reverse mortgage on my house, and
investing the money in this:

http://tinyurl.com/66lgm8

Any advice would be appreciated.

A reverse mortgage gives you monthly income. Sell the house outright
and invest all the cash. If prices continue to tank you can buy it
back cheaper later on. Better yet, sell a house you don't own, like
the naked short sellers on Wall Street. :-)

On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:40:40 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

On Dec 12, 7:36*pm, John wrote:
I'm hoping some of you who are knowledgeable about these matters can give
me some advice. I'm considering a reverse mortgage on my house, and
investing the money in this:

http://tinyurl.com/66lgm8

Any advice would be appreciated.
--
John

Pfffftttt, I almost **** my pants.. What's next? The Al Capone dollar,
how about the Osama Bin Laden dollar?.. Oh, no, maybe the Al Franken
dollar, he is about to steal the election, ..................or best
of all, the Harry Krause dollar.. it comes plated in genuine fake
gold, and it even has a built in chip so it makes annoying sounds
(sort of like popping a zit) when squeezed...

LMAO!! ...genuine fake gold...I love it!
--
John

"John" wrote in message
...
I'm hoping some of you who are knowledgeable about these matters can give
me some advice. I'm considering a reverse mortgage on my house, and
investing the money in this:

http://tinyurl.com/66lgm8

Any advice would be appreciated.
--
John

I would rather pay $999 for a real fat ounce that does not rub off and
tarnish.

But we do need a gold backed currency. One the governments can't putz with.

On Dec 12, 6:40*pm, wrote:
On Dec 12, 7:36*pm, John wrote:

I'm hoping some of you who are knowledgeable about these matters can give
me some advice. I'm considering a reverse mortgage on my house, and
investing the money in this:

http://tinyurl.com/66lgm8

Any advice would be appreciated.
--
John

Pfffftttt, I almost **** my pants.. What's next? The Al Capone dollar,
how about the Osama Bin Laden dollar?.. Oh, no, maybe the Al Franken
dollar, he is about to steal the election, ..................or best
of all, the Harry Krause dollar.. it comes plated in genuine fake
gold, and it even has a built in chip so it makes annoying sounds
(sort of like popping a zit) when squeezed...

http://www.obamacondoms.com/

On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:58:20 -0500, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:36:07 -0500, John wrote:

I'm hoping some of you who are knowledgeable about these matters can give
me some advice. I'm considering a reverse mortgage on my house, and
investing the money in this:

http://tinyurl.com/66lgm8

Any advice would be appreciated.

A reverse mortgage gives you monthly income. Sell the house outright
and invest all the cash. If prices continue to tank you can buy it
back cheaper later on. Better yet, sell a house you don't own, like
the naked short sellers on Wall Street. :-)

If I sell a house I don't own, do I have to sell the barn too?
--
John

On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:27:34 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Dec 12, 6:40*pm, wrote:
On Dec 12, 7:36*pm, John wrote:

I'm hoping some of you who are knowledgeable about these matters can give
me some advice. I'm considering a reverse mortgage on my house, and
investing the money in this:

http://tinyurl.com/66lgm8

Any advice would be appreciated.
--
John

Pfffftttt, I almost **** my pants.. What's next? The Al Capone dollar,
how about the Osama Bin Laden dollar?.. Oh, no, maybe the Al Franken
dollar, he is about to steal the election, ..................or best
of all, the Harry Krause dollar.. it comes plated in genuine fake
gold, and it even has a built in chip so it makes annoying sounds
(sort of like popping a zit) when squeezed...

http://www.obamacondoms.com/

Unreal! It's a shame his daddy didn't use them. Or maybe he did!
--
John