Saw a Centurion ski/wakeboard boat today - Enzo something or other -
24 footer with, get this, powder coated "ski tower", etc.

Speakers on a ski tower? I asked the sales guy what that was all
about. Turns out that wakeboarders/skiers like to have music while
they are out jumping wakes, ramps and the like. This particular boat
had a 400 watt amp with subs and "kickers" on the tower.

Damn - bad enough we have to put up with these morons, now we got to
put up with music on top of it? I can picture it now - calm morning,
water like glass, birds chirping and out of the distance the thump
thump thump of heavy bass and Ludacris rapping: Yo, girl you taste
like a cinnabun - So sweet from the thighs to the cheek- Sex on the
beach check the size of my meat - Call me the pusher ludacris king
ding-a-ling sheet smusher - Sweet street pusher give me that gusher..
nasty stuff - Looker I took her..ran out of liquor... (time to re-up)
- Here comes her nigga (who give's a ****)...

Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature.

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
out of the distance the thump
thump thump of heavy bass and Ludacris rapping: Yo, girl you taste
like a cinnabun - So sweet from the thighs to the cheek- Sex on the
beach check the size of my meat -
Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature.


Was that an actual song, or just your fantasy? :)

"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
message ...
Saw a Centurion ski/wakeboard boat today - Enzo something or other -
24 footer with, get this, powder coated "ski tower", etc.

Speakers on a ski tower? I asked the sales guy what that was all
about. Turns out that wakeboarders/skiers like to have music while
they are out jumping wakes, ramps and the like. This particular boat
had a 400 watt amp with subs and "kickers" on the tower.

Damn - bad enough we have to put up with these morons, now we got to
put up with music on top of it? I can picture it now - calm morning,
water like glass, birds chirping and out of the distance the thump
thump thump of heavy bass and Ludacris rapping: Yo, girl you taste
like a cinnabun - So sweet from the thighs to the cheek- Sex on the
beach check the size of my meat - Call me the pusher ludacris king
ding-a-ling sheet smusher - Sweet street pusher give me that gusher..
nasty stuff - Looker I took her..ran out of liquor... (time to re-up)
- Here comes her nigga (who give's a ****)...

Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature.


You're quite 'hip' for an older guy. ;-)
I never could stand that hipity hop, rap crap.

On Dec 16, 2:02*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports

Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature.

That's music????

On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:06:26 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

On Dec 16, 2:02*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports

Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature.

That's music????

In theory.

On Dec 16, 4:06*pm, Tim wrote:
On Dec 16, 2:02*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports



Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature.

That's music????

I wrote a rap song once, it drove the brothers at work crazy:

"I can't write music so I write rap.
Can't play no guitar so I spin this crap
Stole all my music someone wrote it before
They gonna' put me in jail
Gonna' slam the door... "

Had a couple of more verses, but you get the idea... Man did they go
bull****

Speaking of worthless bs music, as we speak Christy Lane has a
commercial out. Most of you have heard it.. Has anyone ever heard any
of those songs sung with less expression? Sounds like she is bored to
death, wishing she was somewhere else... Our mechanical Rudolph sings
them with more soul..

On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:59:59 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
message ...
Saw a Centurion ski/wakeboard boat today - Enzo something or other -
24 footer with, get this, powder coated "ski tower", etc.

Speakers on a ski tower? I asked the sales guy what that was all
about. Turns out that wakeboarders/skiers like to have music while
they are out jumping wakes, ramps and the like. This particular boat
had a 400 watt amp with subs and "kickers" on the tower.

Damn - bad enough we have to put up with these morons, now we got to
put up with music on top of it? I can picture it now - calm morning,
water like glass, birds chirping and out of the distance the thump
thump thump of heavy bass and Ludacris rapping: Yo, girl you taste
like a cinnabun - So sweet from the thighs to the cheek- Sex on the
beach check the size of my meat - Call me the pusher ludacris king
ding-a-ling sheet smusher - Sweet street pusher give me that gusher..
nasty stuff - Looker I took her..ran out of liquor... (time to re-up)
- Here comes her nigga (who give's a ****)...

Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature.

You're quite 'hip' for an older guy. ;-)

Comes from having a recently graduated teenager in the house.

I never could stand that hipity hop, rap crap.

Neither can I.

On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:17:28 -0800 (PST),
wrote:


"I can't write music so I write rap.
Can't play no guitar so I spin this crap
Stole all my music someone wrote it before
They gonna' put me in jail
Gonna' slam the door... "

We gonna call you Freakaminute.

Hey, that's not bad.

I CLAIM COPYRIGHT!!! :)

On Dec 16, 4:20*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:59:59 -0400, "Don White"





wrote:

"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
messagenews:7g1gk41mgs6uevb3j64l0qubi00r10324q@4a x.com...
Saw a Centurion ski/wakeboard boat today - Enzo something or other -
24 footer with, get this, powder coated "ski tower", etc.

Speakers on a ski tower? *I asked the sales guy what that was all
about. *Turns out that wakeboarders/skiers like to have music while
they are out jumping wakes, ramps and the like. *This particular boat
had a 400 watt amp with subs and "kickers" on the tower.

Damn - bad enough we have to put up with these morons, now we got to
put up with music on top of it? *I can picture it now - calm morning,
water like glass, birds chirping and out of the distance the thump
thump thump of heavy bass and Ludacris rapping: Yo, girl you taste
like a cinnabun - So sweet from the thighs to the cheek- Sex on the
beach check the size of my meat - Call me the pusher ludacris king
ding-a-ling sheet smusher - Sweet street pusher give me that gusher..
nasty stuff - Looker I took her..ran out of liquor... (time to re-up)
- Here comes her nigga (who give's a ****)...

Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature.

You're quite 'hip' for an older guy. ;-)

Comes from having a recently graduated teenager in the house.

Well, quite frankly I am somewhat surprised you let that stuff through
the door.


I never could stand that hipity hop, rap crap.

Neither can I.- Hide quoted text -

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On Dec 16, 4:28*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:17:28 -0800 (PST),

wrote:

"I can't write music so I write rap.
Can't play no guitar so I spin this crap
Stole all my music someone wrote it before
They gonna' put me in jail
Gonna' slam the door... "

We gonna call you Freakaminute.

Hey, that's not bad.

I CLAIM COPYRIGHT!!! * :)

Hey, let's do it.. White guy rap! I got a friend with a recording
studio and we can use slammers choked up 12 for rhythm...

Yo, yo yo crackers...!

Freakaminute and the Cracker Rappers!

Hey hey hey Cracker Rappers are great
We are white and a bit overweight
You can't keep up with Freak-a-minute
If you think you can, then come and get it.

Thumpity thump thump thump thump....


East coast baby, old skool.....