On Apr 14, 8:52*pm, "Don White" wrote:
"jps" wrote in message

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On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
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i suppose to go for new records. * 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. *They have little to
lose by escalating. *The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. *Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Your lover Harry talks more about guns here than anyone. He should
give it a shot.

"jps" wrote in message
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On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
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On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!

I wouldn't put it that way, white pirates should be included.

Say a cruise ship with high speed boats. Open season on pirates (any
color). Boats with machine gun mounts instead of trolling motors. No bag
limit. 7 days of shoot the pirate. All the bullets you need. If you bag
10, you get your cruise paid for! We have radar and satillite for a quick
find.

On Apr 15, 8:10*pm, "Canuck57" wrote:
"jps" wrote in message

news


On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
news On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. * 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. *They have little to
lose by escalating. *The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. *Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. *Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. *Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!

I wouldn't put it that way, white pirates should be included.

Say a cruise ship with high speed boats. *Open season on pirates *(any
color). *Boats with machine gun mounts instead of trolling motors. *No bag
limit. *7 days of shoot the pirate. *All the bullets you need. *If you bag
10, you get your cruise paid for! *We have radar and satillite for a quick
find.

sounds good to me....

http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF216-Thwack_Ye_Mole.jpg

On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:10:50 -0600, "Canuck57"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
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On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
news On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!

I wouldn't put it that way, white pirates should be included.

Say a cruise ship with high speed boats. Open season on pirates (any
color). Boats with machine gun mounts instead of trolling motors. No bag
limit. 7 days of shoot the pirate. All the bullets you need. If you bag
10, you get your cruise paid for! We have radar and satillite for a quick
find.

I'm afraid the enticement of bagging black folk may be the only way
to interest several of the rec.boater swashbucklers.

On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:32:37 -0700, jps wrote:

On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:47:08 -0500, Richard Casady
wrote:

On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:31:40 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

If you were to whack a hornets nest (that is, unless it was either
vacant or dormant in the dead of winter,) then you didn't have much
of a plan anyhow, therefore you would be the fool.

I wouldn't hit one with a stick. They make special cans of bug killer
especially for wasps and hornets. Sends a solid stream not a short
range spray. I once shot a nest with a high power rifle from 75 yards,
but whatever.

Casady

Oh, another one who thinks everything can be solved with a gun.

A hornet lover? How droll.

Casady

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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:10:50 -0600, "Canuck57"
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"jps" wrote in message
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On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
news On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!

I wouldn't put it that way, white pirates should be included.

Say a cruise ship with high speed boats. Open season on pirates (any
color). Boats with machine gun mounts instead of trolling motors. No bag
limit. 7 days of shoot the pirate. All the bullets you need. If you bag
10, you get your cruise paid for! We have radar and satillite for a quick
find.

I'm afraid the enticement of bagging black folk may be the only way
to interest several of the rec.boater swashbucklers.

White Liberals will substitute well.

On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:17:09 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:10:50 -0600, "Canuck57"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
news On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
news On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!

I wouldn't put it that way, white pirates should be included.

Say a cruise ship with high speed boats. Open season on pirates (any
color). Boats with machine gun mounts instead of trolling motors. No bag
limit. 7 days of shoot the pirate. All the bullets you need. If you bag
10, you get your cruise paid for! We have radar and satillite for a quick
find.

I'm afraid the enticement of bagging black folk may be the only way
to interest several of the rec.boater swashbucklers.

White Liberals will substitute well.

The only thing we're hijacking is the "conservative" wet dream of
raping the planet and bombing all the brown people.

jps wrote:
On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:17:09 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:10:50 -0600, "Canuck57"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
news On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
news On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm
They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.
Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.
Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!
I wouldn't put it that way, white pirates should be included.

Say a cruise ship with high speed boats. Open season on pirates (any
color). Boats with machine gun mounts instead of trolling motors. No bag
limit. 7 days of shoot the pirate. All the bullets you need. If you bag
10, you get your cruise paid for! We have radar and satillite for a quick
find.
I'm afraid the enticement of bagging black folk may be the only way
to interest several of the rec.boater swashbucklers.
White Liberals will substitute well.

The only thing we're hijacking is the "conservative" wet dream of
raping the planet and bombing all the brown people.


After a day of teabagging, the conservatives most likely are having dry
heaves.

On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:29:11 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:17:09 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:10:50 -0600, "Canuck57"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
news On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
news On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm
They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.
Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.
Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!
I wouldn't put it that way, white pirates should be included.

Say a cruise ship with high speed boats. Open season on pirates (any
color). Boats with machine gun mounts instead of trolling motors. No bag
limit. 7 days of shoot the pirate. All the bullets you need. If you bag
10, you get your cruise paid for! We have radar and satillite for a quick
find.
I'm afraid the enticement of bagging black folk may be the only way
to interest several of the rec.boater swashbucklers.
White Liberals will substitute well.

The only thing we're hijacking is the "conservative" wet dream of
raping the planet and bombing all the brown people.

After a day of teabagging, the conservatives most likely are having dry
heaves.

They were wasting tea in a demonstration against wasteful spending.

It's a hoot that they've taken a historical event and turned it inside
out. The Boston Tea Party was a demonstration against the British
sending tax-free tea to the states in an effort to undercut domestic
tea that carried a tax.

The kicker is teabaggers bought Chinese tea to waste. Neither metaphor
nor logic can be considered GOP strong suits.

On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:52:58 -0700, jps wrote:

The kicker is teabaggers bought Chinese tea to waste. Neither metaphor
nor logic can be considered GOP strong suits.

They should have bought domestic tea, of course.

Casady