[
Due to the extreme drought in Florida, the following caution was issued: The
Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishers,
and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in
Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard and Orange Counties.
They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their
clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise
the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People
should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult
alligator droppings. Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish
bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligators droppings have little bells
in them and smell like pepper spray.
]

"Cliff" wrote in message
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[
Due to the extreme drought in Florida, the following caution was issued:
The
Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters,
fishers,
and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while
in
Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard and Orange Counties.
They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on
their
clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also
advise
the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity.
People
should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large
adult
alligator droppings. Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain
fish
bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligators droppings have little
bells
in them and smell like pepper spray.
]

Bill Cosby told a variation on this joke but it was with bears.......

Cliff wrote:
[
Due to the extreme drought in Florida, the following caution was issued: The
Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishers,
and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in
Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard and Orange Counties.
They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their
clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise
the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People
should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult
alligator droppings. Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish
bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligators droppings have little bells
in them and smell like pepper spray.
]

Jeez, that is such an old joke. ;^)

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Bob Larter wrote:

Cliff wrote:
[
Due to the extreme drought in Florida, the following caution was issued:
The
Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters,
fishers,
and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while
in
Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard and Orange Counties.
They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on
their
clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also
advise
the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity.
People
should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large
adult
alligator droppings. Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish
bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligators droppings have little
bells
in them and smell like pepper spray.
]

Jeez, that is such an old joke. ;^)

http://www.b3tards.com/u/2f388f8779e023ab553f/bear.jpg

Joe Gwinn

Frogwatch wrote:
On May 2, 7:43 pm, Cliff wrote:
On Sat, 02 May 2009 20:53:24 +1000, Bob Larter wrote:
Jeez, that is such an old joke. ;^)
If it brought smiles to a few my work is done G.
--
Cliff

I been telling people for years that large gators breathe smells like
sunscreen. Of course, I hate tourists too.


If Florida was left to the crackers, it would submerge back into the
primordial soup.

On Sat, 02 May 2009 20:53:24 +1000, Bob Larter wrote:

Jeez, that is such an old joke. ;^)

If it brought smiles to a few my work is done G.
--
Cliff

On May 2, 7:43*pm, Cliff wrote:
On Sat, 02 May 2009 20:53:24 +1000, Bob Larter wrote:
Jeez, that is such an old joke. ;^)

* If it brought smiles to a few my work is done G.
--
Cliff

I been telling people for years that large gators breathe smells like
sunscreen. Of course, I hate tourists too.

Frogwatch wrote:
On May 2, 7:43 pm, Cliff wrote:
On Sat, 02 May 2009 20:53:24 +1000, Bob Larter wrote:
Jeez, that is such an old joke. ;^)
If it brought smiles to a few my work is done G.
--
Cliff

I been telling people for years that large gators breathe smells like
sunscreen. Of course, I hate tourists too.

Why do they call it a tourist "season" if it's still illegal to shoot them?

"Jeff Mc" wrote in message
...
Frogwatch wrote:
On May 2, 7:43 pm, Cliff wrote:
On Sat, 02 May 2009 20:53:24 +1000, Bob Larter
wrote:
Jeez, that is such an old joke. ;^)
If it brought smiles to a few my work is done G.
--
Cliff

I been telling people for years that large gators breathe smells like
sunscreen. Of course, I hate tourists too.

Why do they call it a tourist "season" if it's still illegal to shoot
them?

They are crunchy if they hit the pot live?

JC

On Sat, 02 May 2009 17:07:10 -0400, HK wrote:

Frogwatch wrote:
On May 2, 7:43 pm, Cliff wrote:
On Sat, 02 May 2009 20:53:24 +1000, Bob Larter wrote:
Jeez, that is such an old joke. ;^)
If it brought smiles to a few my work is done G.
--
Cliff

I been telling people for years that large gators breathe smells like
sunscreen. Of course, I hate tourists too.


If Florida was left to the crackers, it would submerge back into the
primordial soup.

Which brand cracker?

Gunner