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Wizard of Woodstock June 3rd 09 12:19 PM

Moron...
 
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 04:00:16 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
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On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:14:36 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


wrote in message
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What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not a
bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Eisboch


You're one of those nice guys who buy things new, barely uses them and
takes the hit for depreciation when their eyes wander to the next toy.

Can I convince you to buy a BMW M5 next?

How about grabbing one of those cheap, early 90s Tollycraft 44s from a
bankrupt land speculator in Florida and having it refitted?

I wish we lived closer. I'd come help you shop.


Sorry. Already had and got rid of two BMW M5s.


If he saw your garage, he'd probably never speak to you again. :)

[email protected] June 3rd 09 01:10 PM

Moron...
 
On Jun 3, 3:14*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
wrote in message

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What kind of Mustang? *New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. *I just bought it last February. * Mustang GT Premium. *Not a bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Eisboch


Yup... they're actually pretty good cars. I almost bought a Bullett
Mustang a few months ago. Ended up with an A6 Quattro instead. Two
ends of the spectrum.

Richard Casady June 3rd 09 01:17 PM

Moron...
 
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:14:36 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


wrote in message
...

What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not a bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg


Ouch! It depreciated what? Five grand the instant you owned it.

Casady

Wizard of Woodstock June 3rd 09 01:21 PM

Moron...
 
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 04:10:13 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Jun 3, 3:14*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
wrote in message

...

What kind of Mustang? *New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. *I just bought it last February. * Mustang GT Premium. *Not a bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Eisboch


Yup... they're actually pretty good cars. I almost bought a Bullett
Mustang a few months ago. Ended up with an A6 Quattro instead. Two
ends of the spectrum.


If Seattle Boy ever saw your garage, he'd probably never speak to you
again.

Like Eisboch's, that's a cool garage. :)

Eisboch[_4_] June 3rd 09 01:59 PM

Moron...
 

"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:14:36 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


wrote in message
...

What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not a
bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg


Ouch! It depreciated what? Five grand the instant you owned it.

Casady



Oh course. But it was a little more involved than that, and not that bad.
Buying a new car was the only way I could get rid of the black funeral style
limo I had without giving it away. They took it in trade.

The Mustang just happened to be the one. It could have been anything.

Eisboch


HK June 3rd 09 02:03 PM

Moron...
 
Eisboch wrote:

"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:14:36 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


wrote in message
...


What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not
a bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg


Ouch! It depreciated what? Five grand the instant you owned it.

Casady



Oh course. But it was a little more involved than that, and not that
bad. Buying a new car was the only way I could get rid of the black
funeral style limo I had without giving it away. They took it in trade.

The Mustang just happened to be the one. It could have been anything.

Eisboch



Hell, you had all the makings of a business providing funerals for
goths...Hammond tube organs, black hearse limos, black dog to ride
shotgun...now, if you just could have gotten SW Tom in as preacher...

[email protected] June 3rd 09 02:11 PM

Moron...
 
On Jun 2, 8:57*am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.

As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.

I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.

Offers me $9k for it cash.

I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. *Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.

Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." *Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.

So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.

He says - Well, it's a standing offer.

I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.

Jerk.


Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

You are right...He's a Moron......

[email protected] June 3rd 09 02:11 PM

Moron...
 
On Jun 3, 7:21*am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 04:10:13 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
On Jun 3, 3:14*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
wrote in message


....


What kind of Mustang? *New or classic?


------------------------------


It's new. *I just bought it last February. * Mustang GT Premium. *Not a bad
car, but I just don't use it.


http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg


Eisboch


Yup... they're actually pretty good cars. *I almost bought a Bullett
Mustang a few months ago. *Ended up with an A6 Quattro instead. *Two
ends of the spectrum.


If Seattle Boy ever saw your garage, he'd probably never speak to you
again.

Like Eisboch's, that's a cool garage. *:)


I found and bought a new gas tank for the Torino. Now I just need to
find some motivation to get back to working on it again. This time of
year boating and yardwork gets in the way.

[email protected] June 3rd 09 02:13 PM

Moron...
 
On Jun 2, 10:00*am, wrote:
On Jun 2, 9:10*am, HK wrote:



Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.


As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.


I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.


Offers me $9k for it cash.


I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. *Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.


Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." *Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.


So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.


Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.


I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.


He says - Well, it's a standing offer.


I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.


Jerk.


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Harry's calling Tom "dear"? Don will surely be jealous.


Loogys first response....a trolling attempt. Sad bitter old
man............. I think the lawn needs cutting, idiot.

[email protected] June 3rd 09 02:15 PM

Moron...
 
On Jun 2, 10:09*am, jim78 wrote:
wrote:
On Jun 2, 9:10 am, HK wrote:
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.
As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.
I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.
Offers me $9k for it cash.
I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. *Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.
Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." *Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.
So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.
Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.
I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.
He says - Well, it's a standing offer.
I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.
Jerk.
Oh, dear.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Harry's calling Tom "dear"? Don will surely be jealous.


Harry likes to talk tough, but every once in a while, one of his gay
expressions slips out.


If " Oh dear " is a " gay " response, you're a homophobic troll.


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