On Jun 11, 1:40*pm, "JustWaitAFrekinMinute!"
wrote:
On Jun 11, 1:36*pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."





wrote:
HK wrote:

I have to buy (or rent, I guess) an outdoor propane burner for steaming
up a bushel or two of blue crabs, clams, oysters, et cetera for our
annual seafood tent party.

In past years, I have steamed up the shellfish on our kitchen gas range,
using two big pots at a time, but I'd rather be outside with everyone
instead of being in the kitchen.

Any recommendations? I'll be using a 60-quart steamer a neighbor has.

Thanks.

Yes, if you use a 1 qt pot, it will be more than enough shellfish for
all of your friends. * Now based upon the size of those fat stubby
fingers, you could eat the all the shellfish in a 60qt pot, but it would
be better for your health if you didn't.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

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Can you believe that someone is so stupid that they can't find a
propane burner for themselves?

HK wrote:
, HK wrote:
I have to buy (or rent, I guess) an outdoor propane burner for
steaming
up a bushel or two of blue crabs, clams, oysters, et cetera for our
annual seafood tent party.


Not to worry; none of them are invited. I've been considering renting a
yard tent this year, what with all the damned rain.

I am curious as to why you call it your annual seafood tent party, if
you haven't been using a tent. Would you call it a Crab Boil, a seafood
boil or even just a picnic, why a Seafood Tent Party? Is it because you
thought that some time in the future you might have to rent a tent
because it might rain?

Somehow, this sounds like a Lobster Boat to me.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

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jim7 wrote:
HK wrote:
Hadenough wrote:
On Jun 11, 12:45 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:40:02 -0400, HK wrote:
I have to buy (or rent, I guess) an outdoor propane burner for
steaming
up a bushel or two of blue crabs, clams, oysters, et cetera for our
annual seafood tent party.
In past years, I have steamed up the shellfish on our kitchen gas
range,
using two big pots at a time, but I'd rather be outside with everyone
instead of being in the kitchen.
Any recommendations? I'll be using a 60-quart steamer a neighbor has.
Thanks.
The burners they were selling with the turkey cooker setups are what
you want. Watch the garage sales and craigslist. These things show up
real cheap now and then. I suspect a lot were thrown away when the
"boil your turkey in oil" craze faded.
There's an idea. I'd only use it a couple times a year. I have a
smaller
"indoor" crab and lobster steamer that's fine for the stovetop,
although
the smell of shellfish cooking drives the cats crazy. If I had an
outdoor cooker, I could leave the smell from the shellfish...outdoors.

Never understood cooking turkey in oil when it is so easy to just roast
it in a pan in the oven, and avoid the grease and oil.

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by a
gang of moral nihilists.

Funny as hell, watching the Dwarfs stumble over each other to
interject a nasty comment.....hahahahahahahaha



Not to worry; none of them are invited. I've been considering renting
a yard tent this year, what with all the damned rain.


It's always good to have a yard tent at a seafood tent party.

That is exactly what I was thinking. It is sort of like him saying, I
am thinking of ordering some seafood this year's seafood tent party. WAFI.

--
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JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 11, 1:36 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
HK wrote:

I have to buy (or rent, I guess) an outdoor propane burner for steaming
up a bushel or two of blue crabs, clams, oysters, et cetera for our
annual seafood tent party.
In past years, I have steamed up the shellfish on our kitchen gas range,
using two big pots at a time, but I'd rather be outside with everyone
instead of being in the kitchen.
Any recommendations? I'll be using a 60-quart steamer a neighbor has.
Thanks.
Yes, if you use a 1 qt pot, it will be more than enough shellfish for
all of your friends. Now based upon the size of those fat stubby
fingers, you could eat the all the shellfish in a 60qt pot, but it would
be better for your health if you didn't.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.


snerk

do you have something in your throat that caused that snerk?

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On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:02:19 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

HK wrote:
, HK wrote:
I have to buy (or rent, I guess) an outdoor propane burner for
steaming
up a bushel or two of blue crabs, clams, oysters, et cetera for our
annual seafood tent party.


Not to worry; none of them are invited. I've been considering renting a
yard tent this year, what with all the damned rain.

I am curious as to why you call it your annual seafood tent party, if
you haven't been using a tent. Would you call it a Crab Boil, a seafood
boil or even just a picnic, why a Seafood Tent Party? Is it because you
thought that some time in the future you might have to rent a tent
because it might rain?

Somehow, this sounds like a Lobster Boat to me.

Do you have nothing better to do that buttsniff Harry?

Really?

jps wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:02:19 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

HK wrote:
, HK wrote:
I have to buy (or rent, I guess) an outdoor propane burner for
steaming
up a bushel or two of blue crabs, clams, oysters, et cetera for our
annual seafood tent party.
Not to worry; none of them are invited. I've been considering renting a
yard tent this year, what with all the damned rain.
I am curious as to why you call it your annual seafood tent party, if
you haven't been using a tent. Would you call it a Crab Boil, a seafood
boil or even just a picnic, why a Seafood Tent Party? Is it because you
thought that some time in the future you might have to rent a tent
because it might rain?

Somehow, this sounds like a Lobster Boat to me.

Do you have nothing better to do that buttsniff Harry?

Really?

What the hell is sniffing me now...... Ohhhhh damn it jps, get your nose
out of my butt crack. Jezzz how gross.

--
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On Jun 11, 1:41*pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 11, 1:40*pm, "JustWaitAFrekinMinute!"





wrote:
On Jun 11, 1:36*pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."

wrote:
HK wrote:

I have to buy (or rent, I guess) an outdoor propane burner for steaming
up a bushel or two of blue crabs, clams, oysters, et cetera for our
annual seafood tent party.

In past years, I have steamed up the shellfish on our kitchen gas range,
using two big pots at a time, but I'd rather be outside with everyone
instead of being in the kitchen.

Any recommendations? I'll be using a 60-quart steamer a neighbor has.

Thanks.

Yes, if you use a 1 qt pot, it will be more than enough shellfish for
all of your friends. * Now based upon the size of those fat stubby
fingers, you could eat the all the shellfish in a 60qt pot, but it would
be better for your health if you didn't.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

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Can you believe that someone is so stupid that they can't find a
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He's a butler, he is more used to cleaning toilets... He is proably
going to try to impress his landlords peers, this could be a dangerous
place to be... She should just hire a pro cook... or a guy who has
done it before and leave Harry with the dishes and tablecloths...
snerk Hope the idiot doesn't hurt anyone.

jps wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:02:19 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

HK wrote:
, HK wrote:
I have to buy (or rent, I guess) an outdoor propane burner for
steaming
up a bushel or two of blue crabs, clams, oysters, et cetera for our
annual seafood tent party.
Not to worry; none of them are invited. I've been considering renting a
yard tent this year, what with all the damned rain.
I am curious as to why you call it your annual seafood tent party, if
you haven't been using a tent. Would you call it a Crab Boil, a seafood
boil or even just a picnic, why a Seafood Tent Party? Is it because you
thought that some time in the future you might have to rent a tent
because it might rain?

Somehow, this sounds like a Lobster Boat to me.

Do you have nothing better to do that buttsniff Harry?

Really?


It's what he lives for...


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gang of moral nihilists.

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 11, 1:41 pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 11, 1:40 pm, "JustWaitAFrekinMinute!"





wrote:
On Jun 11, 1:36 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
HK wrote:
I have to buy (or rent, I guess) an outdoor propane burner for steaming
up a bushel or two of blue crabs, clams, oysters, et cetera for our
annual seafood tent party.
In past years, I have steamed up the shellfish on our kitchen gas range,
using two big pots at a time, but I'd rather be outside with everyone
instead of being in the kitchen.
Any recommendations? I'll be using a 60-quart steamer a neighbor has.
Thanks.
Yes, if you use a 1 qt pot, it will be more than enough shellfish for
all of your friends. Now based upon the size of those fat stubby
fingers, you could eat the all the shellfish in a 60qt pot, but it would
be better for your health if you didn't.
--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.
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Can you believe that someone is so stupid that they can't find a
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He's a butler, he is more used to cleaning toilets


Projecting again, Mr. Ponytail? Tell us, do Loogy and Reggie pull on it
when they are servicing you?


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gang of moral nihilists.

On Jun 11, 1:22*pm, HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"jim7" wrote in message
...
Hadenough wrote:
On Jun 11, 11:40 am, HK wrote:
I have to buy (or rent, I guess) an outdoor propane burner for steaming
up a bushel or two of blue crabs, clams, oysters, et cetera for our
annual seafood tent party.

In past years, I have steamed up the shellfish on our kitchen gas range,
using two big pots at a time, but I'd rather be outside with everyone
instead of being in the kitchen.

Any recommendations? I'll be using a 60-quart steamer a neighbor has..

Thanks.

--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.
Try to find one of those old twin burner Coleman Naptha stoves. Would
that be big enough?
I've used mine for sweet corn lots of times.
Problem has already been solved, had enough. What the el is a naptha
stove?

You've never heard of naptha gas?
Explains a lot!

I haven't seen it in years. In Connecticut, it used to be called white
gas. Different from white gasoline, of course.

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Don't get out much, huh? Just about every store that has anything for
the outdoors sells it.