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Pain Killer
The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No
way! No needles. I hate needles,' the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects. 'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!' The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.' The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.' The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!' 'It doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!" -- John H "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson |
Pain Killer
"John H" wrote in message ... The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No way! No needles. I hate needles,' the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects. 'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!' The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.' The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.' The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!' 'It doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!" -- LOL. I'll get some milage out of that one. --Mike |
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On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:03:07 -0700, "mgg" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message .. . The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No way! No needles. I hate needles,' the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects. 'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!' The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.' The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.' The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!' 'It doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!" -- LOL. I'll get some milage out of that one. --Mike Holy ****. A joke from Herring without a black, mexican, gay or democrat. |
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On Jun 16, 3:26*pm, John H wrote:
The *dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a *shot. * 'No way! No needles. I hate needles,' *the *patient said. The dentist starts to hook *up the nitrous oxide, and *the man objects. * 'I can't do the gas thing. The *thought *of having the gas mask on is *suffocating *me!' The dentist then asks the patient if he has any *objection to taking a pill. *'No objection,' the *patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.' The dentist *then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra *tablet.' * The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra *worked as *a pain killer!' * 'It *doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold on to *when I pull your tooth!" -- John H "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson Herring, thinking about cock again....... Loogy must've quit feeding him, or it hasn't been his turn in the barrel in awhile, and he's missing it...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! |
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On Jun 16, 3:26*pm, John H wrote:
The *dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a *shot. * 'No way! No needles. I hate needles,' *the *patient said. The dentist starts to hook *up the nitrous oxide, and *the man objects. * 'I can't do the gas thing. The *thought *of having the gas mask on is *suffocating *me!' The dentist then asks the patient if he has any *objection to taking a pill. *'No objection,' the *patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.' The dentist *then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra *tablet.' * The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra *worked as *a pain killer!' * 'It *doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold on to *when I pull your tooth!" -- John H "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson Oh look...Herrings thinking about cock again..... He hasn't had his turn in Loogys barrel for awhile, and he's missing it. |
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On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:53:13 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson
wrote: On Jun 16, 3:26*pm, John H wrote: The *dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a *shot. * 'No way! No needles. I hate needles,' *the *patient said. The dentist starts to hook *up the nitrous oxide, and *the man objects. * 'I can't do the gas thing. The *thought *of having the gas mask on is *suffocating *me!' The dentist then asks the patient if he has any *objection to taking a pill. *'No objection,' the *patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.' The dentist *then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra *tablet.' * The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra *worked as *a pain killer!' * 'It *doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold on to *when I pull your tooth!" -- John H "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson Herring, thinking about cock again....... Loogy must've quit feeding him, or it hasn't been his turn in the barrel in awhile, and he's missing it...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Donnie! Slammer's back with your kind of talk. Let's hear some of your 'family' remonstrances! WAFH! -- John H ""Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." Churchill |
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Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 16, 3:26 pm, John H wrote: The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No way! No needles. I hate needles,' the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects. 'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!' The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.' The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.' The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!' 'It doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!" -- John H "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson Oh look...Herrings thinking about cock again..... He hasn't had his turn in Loogys barrel for awhile, and he's missing it. It wasn't funny the first time you said it. Why don't you go sit in your truck and talk to your buddies on the CB? |
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On Jun 17, 6:42*am, John H wrote:
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:53:13 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson wrote: On Jun 16, 3:26*pm, John H wrote: The *dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a *shot. * 'No way! No needles. I hate needles,' *the *patient said. The dentist starts to hook *up the nitrous oxide, and *the man objects. * 'I can't do the gas thing. The *thought *of having the gas mask on is *suffocating *me!' The dentist then asks the patient if he has any *objection to taking a pill. *'No objection,' the *patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.' The dentist *then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra *tablet.' * The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra *worked as *a pain killer!' * 'It *doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold on to *when I pull your tooth!" -- John H "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson Herring, thinking about cock again....... Loogy must've quit feeding him, or it hasn't been his turn in the barrel in awhile, and he's missing it...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Donnie! Slammer's back with your kind of talk. Let's hear some of your 'family' remonstrances! WAFH! -- John H ""Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." Churchill Go get in the barrel....Uncle Loogys waiting |
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On Jun 17, 8:29*am, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 17, 6:42*am, John H wrote: On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:53:13 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson wrote: On Jun 16, 3:26*pm, John H wrote: The *dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a *shot. * 'No way! No needles. I hate needles,' *the *patient said. The dentist starts to hook *up the nitrous oxide, and *the man objects. * 'I can't do the gas thing. The *thought *of having the gas mask on is *suffocating *me!' The dentist then asks the patient if he has any *objection to taking a pill. *'No objection,' the *patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.' The dentist *then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra *tablet.' * The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra *worked as *a pain killer!' * 'It *doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold on to *when I pull your tooth!" -- John H "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson Herring, thinking about cock again....... Loogy must've quit feeding him, or it hasn't been his turn in the barrel in awhile, and he's missing it...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Donnie! Slammer's back with your kind of talk. Let's hear some of your 'family' remonstrances! WAFH! -- John H ""Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." Churchill Go get in the barrel....Uncle Loogys waiting- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Get your nose out of my ass, slammer. |
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On Jun 17, 2:59*am, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 16, 3:26*pm, John H wrote: The *dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a *shot. * 'No way! No needles. I hate needles,' *the *patient said. The dentist starts to hook *up the nitrous oxide, and *the man objects. * 'I can't do the gas thing. The *thought *of having the gas mask on is *suffocating *me!' The dentist then asks the patient if he has any *objection to taking a pill. *'No objection,' the *patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.' The dentist *then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra *tablet.' * The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra *worked as *a pain killer!' * 'It *doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold on to *when I pull your tooth!" -- John H "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson Oh look...Herrings thinking about cock again..... He hasn't had his turn in Loogys barrel for awhile, and he's missing it.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - slammer's in a contest with jps to see which can be the most vulgar low life trailer trash. |
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