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John H[_2_] June 16th 09 09:26 PM

Pain Killer
 
The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No
way! No needles. I hate needles,' the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man
objects. 'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas
mask on is suffocating me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a
pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'

The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.' The
patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!'

'It doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold
on to when I pull your tooth!"

--

John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson

mgg June 17th 09 06:03 AM

Pain Killer
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No
way! No needles. I hate needles,' the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man
objects. 'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas
mask on is suffocating me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a
pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'

The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.' The
patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!'

'It doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold
on to when I pull your tooth!"

--


LOL. I'll get some milage out of that one.

--Mike



jps June 17th 09 06:32 AM

Pain Killer
 
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:03:07 -0700, "mgg" wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
.. .
The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No
way! No needles. I hate needles,' the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man
objects. 'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas
mask on is suffocating me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a
pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'

The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.' The
patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!'

'It doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold
on to when I pull your tooth!"

--


LOL. I'll get some milage out of that one.

--Mike


Holy ****.

A joke from Herring without a black, mexican, gay or democrat.

Scott Dickson June 17th 09 08:53 AM

Pain Killer
 
On Jun 16, 3:26*pm, John H wrote:
The *dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a *shot. * 'No
way! No needles. I hate needles,' *the *patient said.

The dentist starts to hook *up the nitrous oxide, and *the man
objects. * 'I can't do the gas thing. The *thought *of having the gas
mask on is *suffocating *me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any *objection to taking a
pill. *'No objection,' the *patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'

The dentist *then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra *tablet.' * The
patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra *worked as *a pain killer!' *

'It *doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold
on to *when I pull your tooth!"

--

John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson


Herring, thinking about cock again....... Loogy must've quit feeding
him, or it hasn't been his turn in the barrel in awhile, and he's
missing it...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Scott Dickson June 17th 09 08:59 AM

Pain Killer
 
On Jun 16, 3:26*pm, John H wrote:
The *dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a *shot. * 'No
way! No needles. I hate needles,' *the *patient said.

The dentist starts to hook *up the nitrous oxide, and *the man
objects. * 'I can't do the gas thing. The *thought *of having the gas
mask on is *suffocating *me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any *objection to taking a
pill. *'No objection,' the *patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'

The dentist *then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra *tablet.' * The
patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra *worked as *a pain killer!' *

'It *doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold
on to *when I pull your tooth!"

--

John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson


Oh look...Herrings thinking about cock again..... He hasn't had his
turn in Loogys barrel for awhile, and he's missing it.

John H[_2_] June 17th 09 12:42 PM

Pain Killer
 
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:53:13 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson
wrote:

On Jun 16, 3:26*pm, John H wrote:
The *dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a *shot. * 'No
way! No needles. I hate needles,' *the *patient said.

The dentist starts to hook *up the nitrous oxide, and *the man
objects. * 'I can't do the gas thing. The *thought *of having the gas
mask on is *suffocating *me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any *objection to taking a
pill. *'No objection,' the *patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'

The dentist *then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra *tablet.' * The
patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra *worked as *a pain killer!' *

'It *doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold
on to *when I pull your tooth!"

--

John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson


Herring, thinking about cock again....... Loogy must've quit feeding
him, or it hasn't been his turn in the barrel in awhile, and he's
missing it...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey Donnie! Slammer's back with your kind of talk. Let's hear some of
your 'family' remonstrances!

WAFH!
--
John H

""Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the
gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."

Churchill

Jim222 June 17th 09 02:29 PM

Pain Killer
 
Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 16, 3:26 pm, John H wrote:
The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No
way! No needles. I hate needles,' the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man
objects. 'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas
mask on is suffocating me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a
pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'

The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.' The
patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!'

'It doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold
on to when I pull your tooth!"

--

John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson


Oh look...Herrings thinking about cock again..... He hasn't had his
turn in Loogys barrel for awhile, and he's missing it.


It wasn't funny the first time you said it. Why don't you go sit in your
truck and talk to your buddies on the CB?

Scott Dickson June 17th 09 02:29 PM

Pain Killer
 
On Jun 17, 6:42*am, John H wrote:
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:53:13 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson



wrote:
On Jun 16, 3:26*pm, John H wrote:
The *dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a *shot. * 'No
way! No needles. I hate needles,' *the *patient said.


The dentist starts to hook *up the nitrous oxide, and *the man
objects. * 'I can't do the gas thing. The *thought *of having the gas
mask on is *suffocating *me!'


The dentist then asks the patient if he has any *objection to taking a
pill. *'No objection,' the *patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'


The dentist *then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra *tablet.' * The
patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra *worked as *a pain killer!' *


'It *doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold
on to *when I pull your tooth!"


--


John H


"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."


Thomas Jefferson


Herring, thinking about cock again....... Loogy must've quit feeding
him, or it hasn't been his turn in the barrel in awhile, and he's
missing it...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey Donnie! Slammer's back with your kind of talk. Let's hear some of
your 'family' remonstrances!

WAFH!
--
John H

""Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the
gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."

Churchill


Go get in the barrel....Uncle Loogys waiting

Loogypicker[_2_] June 17th 09 02:34 PM

Pain Killer
 
On Jun 17, 8:29*am, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 17, 6:42*am, John H wrote:





On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:53:13 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson


wrote:
On Jun 16, 3:26*pm, John H wrote:
The *dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a *shot. * 'No
way! No needles. I hate needles,' *the *patient said.


The dentist starts to hook *up the nitrous oxide, and *the man
objects. * 'I can't do the gas thing. The *thought *of having the gas
mask on is *suffocating *me!'


The dentist then asks the patient if he has any *objection to taking a
pill. *'No objection,' the *patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'


The dentist *then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra *tablet.' * The
patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra *worked as *a pain killer!' *


'It *doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold
on to *when I pull your tooth!"


--


John H


"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."


Thomas Jefferson


Herring, thinking about cock again....... Loogy must've quit feeding
him, or it hasn't been his turn in the barrel in awhile, and he's
missing it...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey Donnie! Slammer's back with your kind of talk. Let's hear some of
your 'family' remonstrances!


WAFH!
--
John H


""Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the
gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."


Churchill


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Get your nose out of my ass, slammer.

Loogypicker[_2_] June 17th 09 02:35 PM

Pain Killer
 
On Jun 17, 2:59*am, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 16, 3:26*pm, John H wrote:





The *dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a *shot. * 'No
way! No needles. I hate needles,' *the *patient said.


The dentist starts to hook *up the nitrous oxide, and *the man
objects. * 'I can't do the gas thing. The *thought *of having the gas
mask on is *suffocating *me!'


The dentist then asks the patient if he has any *objection to taking a
pill. *'No objection,' the *patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'


The dentist *then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra *tablet.' * The
patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra *worked as *a pain killer!' *


'It *doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold
on to *when I pull your tooth!"


--


John H


"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."


Thomas Jefferson


Oh look...Herrings thinking about cock again..... He hasn't had his
turn in Loogys barrel for awhile, and he's missing it.- Hide quoted text -

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slammer's in a contest with jps to see which can be the most vulgar
low life trailer trash.


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