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Back in the late 70s when I was a horny college physics student at
Florida State University which was crowded with hot girls who lounged round the pool by the student Union, I dreamed of something that would dissolve bikinis when they went into the pool. Now, Somebody has done it: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News However, it will only work for these specific suits. I wanted something that would work on allof em but acetone in the pool woulda been a dead giveaway. Working on such practical problems got me into doing chemistry with UV cuz microwaves wouldnt break those organic bonds. Aint it amazing what inspires invention. Being at FSU then but being a physics student was torture. The place packed with hotties but they wouldnt even look toward a geek like me. |
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On Jul 30, 11:42*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
Back in the late 70s when I was a horny college physics student at Florida State University which was crowded with hot girls who lounged round the pool by the student Union, I dreamed of something that would dissolve bikinis when they went into the pool. *Now, Somebody has done it:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...i-dissolves-in.... However, it will only work for these specific suits. *I wanted something that would work on allof em but acetone in the pool woulda been a dead giveaway. *Working on such practical problems got me into doing chemistry with UV cuz microwaves wouldnt break those organic bonds. *Aint it amazing what inspires invention. Being at FSU then but being a physics student was torture. The place packed with hotties but they wouldnt even look toward a geek like me. NOW, after hanging out at some serious redneck swimming places, I want to invent the reverse. What I want is an instant Burka to cover truly ugly women who should never consider being seen uncovered. It should probably be triggered by tattoos and water. |
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Frogwatch wrote:
Back in the late 70s when I was a horny college physics student at Florida State University which was crowded with hot girls who lounged round the pool by the student Union, I dreamed of something that would dissolve bikinis when they went into the pool. Now, Somebody has done it: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News However, it will only work for these specific suits. I wanted something that would work on allof em but acetone in the pool woulda been a dead giveaway. Working on such practical problems got me into doing chemistry with UV cuz microwaves wouldnt break those organic bonds. Aint it amazing what inspires invention. Being at FSU then but being a physics student was torture. The place packed with hotties but they wouldnt even look toward a geek like me. Maybe if you bathed more than once a month... -- Whatever moral rules you have proposed, abide by them as they were laws, and as if you would be guilty of impiety by violating any of them, *unless* you are a conservative Republican office holder or minister. If that is your position in life, then anything goes. |
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Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 30, 11:42 pm, Frogwatch wrote: Back in the late 70s when I was a horny college physics student at Florida State University which was crowded with hot girls who lounged round the pool by the student Union, I dreamed of something that would dissolve bikinis when they went into the pool. Now, Somebody has done it:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...i-dissolves-in... However, it will only work for these specific suits. I wanted something that would work on allof em but acetone in the pool woulda been a dead giveaway. Working on such practical problems got me into doing chemistry with UV cuz microwaves wouldnt break those organic bonds. Aint it amazing what inspires invention. Being at FSU then but being a physics student was torture. The place packed with hotties but they wouldnt even look toward a geek like me. NOW, after hanging out at some serious redneck swimming places, I want to invent the reverse. What I want is an instant Burka to cover truly ugly women who should never consider being seen uncovered. It should probably be triggered by tattoos and water. Ever see this: http://gprime.net/video.php/tattooremover |
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On Jul 31, 9:03*am, NotNow wrote:
Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 30, 11:42 pm, Frogwatch wrote: Back in the late 70s when I was a horny college physics student at Florida State University which was crowded with hot girls who lounged round the pool by the student Union, I dreamed of something that would dissolve bikinis when they went into the pool. *Now, Somebody has done it:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...i-dissolves-in... However, it will only work for these specific suits. *I wanted something that would work on allof em but acetone in the pool woulda been a dead giveaway. *Working on such practical problems got me into doing chemistry with UV cuz microwaves wouldnt break those organic bonds. *Aint it amazing what inspires invention. Being at FSU then but being a physics student was torture. The place packed with hotties but they wouldnt even look toward a geek like me. NOW, after hanging out at some serious redneck swimming places, I want to invent the reverse. *What I want is an instant Burka to cover truly ugly women who should never consider being seen uncovered. *It should probably be triggered by tattoos and water. Ever see this: http://gprime.net/video.php/tattooremover We categorized the European grad students as either "bathers" or "non- bathers". Kinda weird that in the aerly 80s Europe had such low standards of hygiene, or maybe it was juist the physics geeks fom Europe. |
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