A narcissistic husband and his lovely, psychologist bride were
watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he
turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you
can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same
time."

She looked at him and said, "You have the biggest penis of all your
friends."

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John H

Little John wrote:
A narcissistic husband and his lovely, psychologist bride were
watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he
turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you
can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same
time."

She looked at him and said, "You have the biggest penis of all your
friends."

--

John H

Nice!