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I went and played golf for my last time Tuesday. Anything that is that
painful is not fun. Anything that I can't get a decent grasp on in three
months is not fun, either. For $20-$50 for three or four hours of golf, I
can go boating in my little guppy quite a few times. The lake is about
eight miles, and a 40 doesn't burn a lot of gas. Plus, I catch big rainbows
that sell for $6 a pound at the store. So, time to dust off the guppy, fix
the carpet, replace some wood, do some painting, get some hardware, another
anchor, a battery, and ....................

holy ****. I think it may be cheaper to keep golfing.

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SteveB wrote:
I went and played golf for my last time Tuesday. Anything that is that
painful is not fun. Anything that I can't get a decent grasp on in three
months is not fun, either. For $20-$50 for three or four hours of golf, I
can go boating in my little guppy quite a few times. The lake is about
eight miles, and a 40 doesn't burn a lot of gas. Plus, I catch big rainbows
that sell for $6 a pound at the store. So, time to dust off the guppy, fix
the carpet, replace some wood, do some painting, get some hardware, another
anchor, a battery, and ....................

holy ****. I think it may be cheaper to keep golfing.

Steve




One of the flaming asses here, name of herring, plays around at playing
golf, and I think he's been trying it for four or five years. He's no
better at golf than anything else he has tried in his life...mediocre at
best.
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SteveB wrote:
I went and played golf for my last time Tuesday. Anything that is that
painful is not fun. Anything that I can't get a decent grasp on in three
months is not fun, either. For $20-$50 for three or four hours of golf,
I can go boating in my little guppy quite a few times. The lake is about
eight miles, and a 40 doesn't burn a lot of gas. Plus, I catch big
rainbows that sell for $6 a pound at the store. So, time to dust off the
guppy, fix the carpet, replace some wood, do some painting, get some
hardware, another anchor, a battery, and ....................

holy ****. I think it may be cheaper to keep golfing.

Steve



One of the flaming asses here, name of herring, plays around at playing
golf, and I think he's been trying it for four or five years. He's no
better at golf than anything else he has tried in his life...mediocre at
best.


How the hell would you know? I don't recall him posting scores. WAFA

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On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 20:08:14 -0600, "SteveB"
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I went and played golf for my last time Tuesday. Anything that is that
painful is not fun. Anything that I can't get a decent grasp on in three
months is not fun, either. For $20-$50 for three or four hours of golf, I
can go boating in my little guppy quite a few times. The lake is about
eight miles, and a 40 doesn't burn a lot of gas. Plus, I catch big rainbows
that sell for $6 a pound at the store. So, time to dust off the guppy, fix
the carpet, replace some wood, do some painting, get some hardware, another
anchor, a battery, and ....................

holy ****. I think it may be cheaper to keep golfing.

Steve


Go fishing. The white bass are biting. We caught 130 in four hours
yesterday.

The boat could be a problem though...

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On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 22:30:27 -0400, H the K
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One of the flaming asses here, name of herring, plays around at playing
golf, and I think he's been trying it for four or five years. He's no
better at golf than anything else he has tried in his life...mediocre at
best.


I played at Golf at one time. I despaired of ever breaking a hundred.
Then I discovered the secret and I can do that every time. When I
reach 99 I pick up my ball and head for the clubhouse.

Casady
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On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:02:57 -0500, wrote:

Go fishing. The white bass are biting. We caught 130 in four hours
yesterday.


I hate cleaning fish, and I can't imagine cleaning 130 of them.

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Richard Casady wrote:
On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 22:30:27 -0400, H the K
wrote:

One of the flaming asses here, name of herring, plays around at playing
golf, and I think he's been trying it for four or five years. He's no
better at golf than anything else he has tried in his life...mediocre at
best.


I played at Golf at one time. I despaired of ever breaking a hundred.
Then I discovered the secret and I can do that every time. When I
reach 99 I pick up my ball and head for the clubhouse.

Casady



My late uncle was a pretty good golfer. When he retired to SE Florida,
he played almost every day, but he didn't use a cart...he walked the
courses with some buddies, and I'm sure that contributed to his long
life. Getting that kind of walking exercise out in the fresh air has to
be good for you. The rest of golf, though...a crashing bore.
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Richard Casady wrote:
On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:02:57 -0500, wrote:

Go fishing. The white bass are biting. We caught 130 in four hours
yesterday.


I hate cleaning fish, and I can't imagine cleaning 130 of them.

Casady



A better question is why anyone would want to *catch* that many fish.
It's gluttony at its worst.
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