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An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to
get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared,wearing his
scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but
his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with
shock! "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"




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On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:08:20 -0400, "Lu Powell"
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An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to
get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared,wearing his
scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but
his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with
shock! "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"


This joke reminds me of this choice clip;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k

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On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:08:20 -0400, "Lu Powell"
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An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to
get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared,wearing
his
scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but
his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with
shock! "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"


This joke reminds me of this choice clip;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k

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It's a classic. Bet the Dims don't circulate that link.

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On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:28:23 -0400, "Lu Powell"
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On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:08:20 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to
get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared,wearing
his
scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but
his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with
shock! "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"


This joke reminds me of this choice clip;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k

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It's a classic. Bet the Dims don't circulate that link.


Yeah, Bob Hope was a real hater, a true racist, wasn't he?

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On Aug 19, 1:08*pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to
get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared,wearing his
scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but
his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with
shock! *"We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"


of course, he was denied medical care because he couldnt afford to pay
for it...IOW he was a republican.
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