September 11, 2009
Wilson Shouts ‘You Lie' After Wife Fakes Orgasm
Breach of Congressional Decorum, Experts Say

Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC) courted controversy again today as he reportedly
shouted "You lie" during a sexual encounter in which his wife pretended
to have an orgasm.

While details of Rep. Wilson's latest outburst are sketchy at best,
congressional experts say that it is totally against the decorum of the
House of Representatives to speak out during a spouse's faked orgasm.

But the South Carolina congressman got a vote of support from a fellow
Republican lawmaker, Sen. John Ensign (R-NV), who told reporters, "It's
so rare for a Republican politician to have sex with his own wife, we
should applaud it when it happens."

In a related story, President Obama said that Rep. Wilson's outburst
during his speech Wednesday night was "productive," adding, "Joe Wilson
highlighted the need for mental health care."

From www.borowitz.com


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