NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone
get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our
nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of
debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other
liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole
lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require
a Bill of NON-Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any
other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but
no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is
based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You
may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc; but
the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a
screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool
manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy..

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans
are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in
need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after
generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the
creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes ...

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be
nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in
public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If
you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if
the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you
rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be
surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where
you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of
leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to
have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you
to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training
laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means
that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot
easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created
by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are
from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came
from! (Lastly....)

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or
heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet,
you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith
at all; with no fear of persecution . The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of
our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!

On 9/27/09 10:13 AM, Lu Powell wrote:
You do not have the right


Oh, Lu-ser, put on your old cop suit and go roust some non-whites on the
north side of Jax...it'll be less strain on your peabrain than
regurgitating a bit of crap from a Mississippi loonytarian.




--
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Idiots All

On Sep 27, 10:13*am, "Lu Powell" wrote:
NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone
get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our
nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of
debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other
liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole
lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require
a Bill of NON-Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any
other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but
no one is guaranteeing anything.

rewrite: if you're rich you don't have a right to stay rich or have
the middle class pay for it if you make a mistake


ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended

this includes christians who have to get used to seeing crucifixes in
jars of urine, or people who get offended if the president doesn't
wear a flag lapel pin


ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a
screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool
manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy..

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing

and you don't have a right to a tax rate of 15% if you're rich. if
you're rich you pay the same rate as the middle class

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or
heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God.

and since it wasn't (tom paine being an atheist), atheism is the
official religion. christians will just have to suck it up

On Sun, 27 Sep 2009 10:13:47 -0400, Lu Powell wrote:


ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you
are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you
came from! (Lastly....)

English is the native language of only 82% of Americans. There are many
places that are, in fact, bilingual. French is common in both Louisiana
and Maine. New Mexico, Arizona, and Texas, were all, at one time, part
of Mexico, as a result Spanish is common. And, let's not forget about
Hawaii. Many of it's population speak Hawaiian.

Nope, this country has never had an "official language", and with good
reason.




ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or
heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And
yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or
no faith at all; with no fear of persecution . The phrase IN GOD WE
TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable
with it, TOUGH!

IN GOD WE TRUST didn't become the official motto until 1957. Until that
time, E pluribus unum was the de facto motto.

On Sep 27, 11:29*am, wf3h wrote:


and you don't have a right to a tax rate of 15% if you're rich. if
you're rich you pay the same rate as the middle class

Another liberal fable. The rich pay a 35% tax rate on income. It's
the rich Demoncrats in DC that pay *no* taxes, as we've all seen over
the last few months, eh?

On Sep 27, 11:32*am, thunder wrote:


IN GOD WE TRUST didn't become the official motto until 1957. *Until that
time, E pluribus unum was the de facto motto. *

but...but...you don't understand...this is RIGHT WING america we're
talking here! It doesn't matter what the FACTS are....what's important
is that we have a national myth that ensures the powerful and rich
stay that way...

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION


Snipped for the hell of it.

I see that Harry, et al still have no sense of humor, which is typical of
the loony lefties. They play the race card, try to incite class warfare, and
in general display what big assholes they really are.

Will Rogers never met Harry et al.


--
The real tea party is on November 2, 2010.

On Sep 27, 11:48*am, Jack wrote:
On Sep 27, 11:29*am, wf3h wrote:



and you don't have a right to a tax rate of 15% if you're rich. if
you're rich you pay the same rate as the middle class

Another liberal fable. *The rich pay a 35% tax rate on income. *It's
the rich Demoncrats in DC that pay *no* taxes, as we've all seen over
the last few months, eh?

no, they don't. sorry. the rich make their money on capital gains. and
the capital gains tax is 15%, minus deductions for losses.

sorry, sport, you need to get some facts instead of inventing right
wing myths

On 9/27/09 12:41 PM, Lu Powell wrote:

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION


Snipped for the hell of it.

I see that Harry, et al still have no sense of humor, which is typical
of the loony lefties. They play the race card, try to incite class
warfare, and in general display what big assholes they really are.

Will Rogers never met Harry et al.


--
The real tea party is on November 2, 2010.




I have a sense of humor. I think you are hysterically stupid.

--
Birther-Deather-Tenther-Teabagger:
Idiots All

On Sun, 27 Sep 2009 12:41:26 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:


"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION


Snipped for the hell of it.

I see that Harry, et al still have no sense of humor,

There's nothing funny about what you posted unless by funny you mean
queer.