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http://xkcd.com/645/


You may need to think about that for a minute. *:)


I liked this part:


"Comic today's you confuses here click if."


And I still didn't get it.
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Granted, I am one of the unwashed concerning mathmatical equasions and
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Of course, If I sat high upon a mountain long enough, I'd probably
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http://xkcd.com/645/

You may need to think about that for a minute. :)

I liked this part:

"Comic today's you confuses here click if."

And I still didn't get it.
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All decisions, even those of liberals, are the result of binary
thinking.


Read up on Reverse Polish Notation data entry.


Finally!!

Buncha unedumakated croutons.


Also the programming language Forth.


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On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:51:25 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
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http://xkcd.com/645/

You may need to think about that for a minute. :)

I liked this part:

"Comic today's you confuses here click if."

And I still didn't get it.
--
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All decisions, even those of liberals, are the result of binary
thinking.


Read up on Reverse Polish Notation data entry.



I am old enough to remember when some called RPN a slur.
We were supposed to come up with another "P" word.
That may have been in the same memo as NFG and RCH


Polish friend in Baltimore was in one of my NCR classes in disk drives.
Instructor is talking about Fibonacci recording and the increased density.
Joe states straight faced that they should use Polinacci recording. Much
higher density. Instructor quizzes Joe and he says you do not move the disk
and when you have piled up enough 1 and 0's a micro switch makes and you
index the disk. We are in hysterics and the instructor is trying to figure
out if Joe is serious or not.


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http://xkcd.com/645/

You may need to think about that for a minute. *:)


i thought you were supposed to split the sausage 2/3rds lengthways
down the middle and stuff the bun inside it?
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On Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:53:58 -0400, Gene
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On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:51:25 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
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http://xkcd.com/645/

You may need to think about that for a minute. :)


ROFLMA....

My wife still thinks my old HP 23c is a thing of the devil.... she
actually thought I was kidding her about RPN until she tried it....


You, me, CaliBill and fretwell must be getting really old. :)

Your HP 23c reminds me. Back in the day myself and another senior
engineer were tasked to come up with a quick test for engineering
applicants for the research lab. We sat around for a while thinking
about it, then came up with this idea - we'd write a joke equation and
have the applicants solve it.

I don't remember the equation - I probably still have it in the files
somewhere if you're interested. Anyway, it was a kind of mathematical
shaggy dog story, but to get the key, you had to solve the equation.
We figured it would take at least an hour or so to solve it but we
gave them all HP calculators to solve it - part of the joke because
you had to use RPN. :)

Came the day of the interview rounds, we gathered all the applicants
in the conference room, explained that we were giving a test on
problem solving, handed out the calculators and tests and left them to
their own devices - we sat in the corner and watched them work.

So we have grads from MIT, Stanford, Wake Forest, Northwesten and one
internal interviewee with a technical degree from ITT - he was taking
engineering courses.

About fifteen minutes in, I noticed the ITT kid looking at his test
paper, scratched his head, looks again and busts out laughing.

Hired him on the spot. :)


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On Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:53:58 -0400, Gene

wrote:
On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:51:25 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:


http://xkcd.com/645/


You may need to think about that for a minute. *:)


ROFLMA....


My wife still thinks my old HP 23c is a thing of the devil.... *she
actually thought I was kidding her about RPN until she tried it....


You, me, CaliBill and fretwell must be getting really old. *:)

Your HP 23c reminds me. *Back in the day myself and another senior
engineer were tasked to come up with a quick test for engineering
applicants for the research lab. *We sat around for a while thinking
about it, then came up with this idea - we'd write a joke equation and
have the applicants solve it.

I don't remember the equation - I probably still have it in the files
somewhere if you're interested. Anyway, it was a kind of mathematical
shaggy dog story, but to get the key, you had to solve the equation.
We figured it would take at least an hour or so to solve it but we
gave them all HP calculators to solve it - part of the joke because
you had to use RPN. *:)

Came the day of the interview rounds, we gathered all the applicants
in the conference room, explained that we were giving a test on
problem solving, handed out the calculators and tests and left them to
their own devices - we sat in the corner and watched them work.

So we have grads from MIT, Stanford, Wake Forest, Northwesten and one
internal interviewee with a technical degree from ITT - he was taking
engineering courses.

About fifteen minutes in, I noticed the ITT kid looking at his test
paper, scratched his head, looks again and busts out laughing.

Hired him on the spot. *:)


I can't hardly use a calculator that doesn't do RPN I've used my HP
48G so long!
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Well, it looks like the 12-step program didn't work for loogy...it's
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Well, it looks like the 12-step program didn't work for loogy...it's
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Wasn't he already in there? You are so full of **** you must have
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On Oct 6, 11:34*am, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:53:58 -0400, Gene

wrote:
On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:51:25 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:


http://xkcd.com/645/

You may need to think about that for a minute. *:)


ROFLMA....


My wife still thinks my old HP 23c is a thing of the devil.... *she
actually thought I was kidding her about RPN until she tried it....


You, me, CaliBill and fretwell must be getting really old. *:)

Your HP 23c reminds me. *Back in the day myself and another senior
engineer were tasked to come up with a quick test for engineering
applicants for the research lab. *We sat around for a while thinking
about it, then came up with this idea - we'd write a joke equation and
have the applicants solve it.

I don't remember the equation - I probably still have it in the files
somewhere if you're interested. Anyway, it was a kind of mathematical
shaggy dog story, but to get the key, you had to solve the equation.
We figured it would take at least an hour or so to solve it but we
gave them all HP calculators to solve it - part of the joke because
you had to use RPN. *:)

Came the day of the interview rounds, we gathered all the applicants
in the conference room, explained that we were giving a test on
problem solving, handed out the calculators and tests and left them to
their own devices - we sat in the corner and watched them work.

So we have grads from MIT, Stanford, Wake Forest, Northwesten and one
internal interviewee with a technical degree from ITT - he was taking
engineering courses.

About fifteen minutes in, I noticed the ITT kid looking at his test
paper, scratched his head, looks again and busts out laughing.

Hired him on the spot. *:)


I can't hardly use a calculator that doesn't do RPN I've used my HP
48G so long!


Hey Loogie... good to see you back!

Jessi just took second place for the fall season, and third overall for
the year. The fall season leader may not be racing this weekend which
would mean Jessi would need a fifth place finish or better to take the
fall championship! Last race of the year, I am racing this weekend too,
just to stick my thumb in the eye of "the man". I got a whole crew of
old timers like myself who are going to invade the parents class and the
grand prix class too

Later...
















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On Oct 6, 11:34*am, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:53:58 -0400, Gene

wrote:
On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:51:25 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

http://xkcd.com/645/

You may need to think about that for a minute. *:)

ROFLMA....

My wife still thinks my old HP 23c is a thing of the devil.... *she
actually thought I was kidding her about RPN until she tried it....

You, me, CaliBill and fretwell must be getting really old. *:)

Your HP 23c reminds me. *Back in the day myself and another senior
engineer were tasked to come up with a quick test for engineering
applicants for the research lab. *We sat around for a while thinking
about it, then came up with this idea - we'd write a joke equation and
have the applicants solve it.

I don't remember the equation - I probably still have it in the files
somewhere if you're interested. Anyway, it was a kind of mathematical
shaggy dog story, but to get the key, you had to solve the equation.
We figured it would take at least an hour or so to solve it but we
gave them all HP calculators to solve it - part of the joke because
you had to use RPN. *:)

Came the day of the interview rounds, we gathered all the applicants
in the conference room, explained that we were giving a test on
problem solving, handed out the calculators and tests and left them to
their own devices - we sat in the corner and watched them work.

So we have grads from MIT, Stanford, Wake Forest, Northwesten and one
internal interviewee with a technical degree from ITT - he was taking
engineering courses.

About fifteen minutes in, I noticed the ITT kid looking at his test
paper, scratched his head, looks again and busts out laughing.

Hired him on the spot. *:)


I can't hardly use a calculator that doesn't do RPN I've used my HP
48G so long!


Hey Loogie... good to see you back!

Jessi just took second place for the fall season, and third overall for
the year. The fall season leader may not be racing this weekend which
would mean Jessi would need a fifth place finish or better to take the
fall championship! Last race of the year, I am racing this weekend too,
just to stick my thumb in the eye of "the man". I got a whole crew of
old timers like myself who are going to invade the parents class and the
grand prix class too

Later...


Pfffhhht...second is only the first loser. :)

Good for her -sounds like she's really getting into this and doing
well.

Good luck.


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