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Dems worry that some unhinged Republican will take a shot at Obama but
they fail to realize he has been protected by a charm more powerful
than anything in Harry Potter. When used, this charm immediately
causes the potential assassin to realize his insanity and he feels
instant remorse. If this charm is uttered, it has the capacity to
stop entire armies of right wingers in their tracks. It is so
powerful, that it should never be spoken aloud for fear of causing
mass panic. This two word charm has such ability to instill fear,
that I can cause you to turn white with fear JUST BY YOU READING IT..
It is the ultimate protection for President Obama making the entire
Secret Service redundant. I am going to give it to you but I have to
steel myself for the horror it induces even in me. OK, TAKE SEVERAL
DEEP
BREATHES.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................."PRESIDENT
BIDEN"





AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NO, the horror.
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Dems worry that some unhinged Republican will take a shot at Obama but
they fail to realize he has been protected by a charm more powerful
than anything in Harry Potter. When used, this charm immediately
causes the potential assassin to realize his insanity and he feels
instant remorse. If this charm is uttered, it has the capacity to
stop entire armies of right wingers in their tracks. It is so
powerful, that it should never be spoken aloud for fear of causing
mass panic. This two word charm has such ability to instill fear,
that I can cause you to turn white with fear JUST BY YOU READING IT..
It is the ultimate protection for President Obama making the entire
Secret Service redundant. I am going to give it to you but I have to
steel myself for the horror it induces even in me. OK, TAKE SEVERAL
DEEP
BREATHES.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ............................"PRESIDENT
BIDEN"


Reply: Reminds me of Bush the First. Quayle? Actually, it kind of reminds me
of Bush the Second. I can't imagine what would have happened if Cheney had
become president.

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"Frogwatch" wrote in message
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Dems worry that some unhinged Republican will take a shot at Obama but
they fail to realize he has been protected by a charm more powerful
than anything in Harry Potter. When used, this charm immediately
causes the potential assassin to realize his insanity and he feels
instant remorse. If this charm is uttered, it has the capacity to
stop entire armies of right wingers in their tracks. It is so
powerful, that it should never be spoken aloud for fear of causing
mass panic. This two word charm has such ability to instill fear,
that I can cause you to turn white with fear JUST BY YOU READING IT..
It is the ultimate protection for President Obama making the entire
Secret Service redundant. I am going to give it to you but I have to
steel myself for the horror it induces even in me. OK, TAKE SEVERAL
DEEP
BREATHES.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ............................"PRESIDENT
BIDEN"


Reply: Reminds me of Bush the First. Quayle? Actually, it kind of reminds
me of Bush the Second. I can't imagine what would have happened if Cheney
had become president.

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We'd have all been allowed to go hunting with a lawyer.....


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On 10/6/09 9:58 AM, Gene wrote:
On Mon, 5 Oct 2009 20:38:34 -0700 (PDT), Frogwatch
wrote:

Dems worry that some unhinged Republican will take a shot at Obama but
they fail to realize he has been protected by a charm more powerful
than anything in Harry Potter.


Speaking of Harry Potter.... couldn't get the motorcycle going Sunday
so I sat down all grumbly at the TV and watched one, for the first
time.... amusing. Though apparently, others *really* felt
threatened....

http://tinyurl.com/ydoabne



Isn't it wonderful that the right-wing religious loonies fear...Harry
Potter!

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On Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:58:16 -0400, Gene
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On Mon, 5 Oct 2009 20:38:34 -0700 (PDT), Frogwatch
wrote:

Dems worry that some unhinged Republican will take a shot at Obama but
they fail to realize he has been protected by a charm more powerful
than anything in Harry Potter.


Speaking of Harry Potter.... couldn't get the motorcycle going Sunday
so I sat down all grumbly at the TV and watched one, for the first
time.... amusing. Though apparently, others *really* felt
threatened....

http://tinyurl.com/ydoabne


What's wrong with the bike?

Oh, and I enjoyed all the Potter movies, after reading the books.
Gotta keep up with the 12 year-olds, you know.


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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"Frogwatch" wrote in message
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Dems worry that some unhinged Republican will take a shot at Obama but
they fail to realize he has been protected by a charm more powerful
than anything in Harry Potter. When used, this charm immediately
causes the potential assassin to realize his insanity and he feels
instant remorse. If this charm is uttered, it has the capacity to
stop entire armies of right wingers in their tracks. It is so
powerful, that it should never be spoken aloud for fear of causing
mass panic. This two word charm has such ability to instill fear,
that I can cause you to turn white with fear JUST BY YOU READING IT..
It is the ultimate protection for President Obama making the entire
Secret Service redundant. I am going to give it to you but I have to
steel myself for the horror it induces even in me. OK, TAKE SEVERAL
DEEP
BREATHES.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ............................"PRESIDENT
BIDEN"


Reply: Reminds me of Bush the First. Quayle? Actually, it kind of reminds
me of Bush the Second. I can't imagine what would have happened if Cheney
had become president.

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We'd have all been allowed to go hunting with a lawyer.....




ROFL!!!


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