An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

In broken English he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."

"No", she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

"I pay you $300.."

"No", she says.

"I pay you $400."

"No", she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the
world.

How bad could Immigrant Style be?"

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way
and in every possible position.

Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker
turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. But that was Good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style?'

The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to Government."


--

John H

"John H" wrote in message
news

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

In broken English he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."

"No", she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

"I pay you $300.."

"No", she says.

"I pay you $400."

"No", she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the
world.

How bad could Immigrant Style be?"

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way
and in every possible position.

Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker
turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. But that was Good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style?'

The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to Government."


I don't get it... are you the hooker in this story?

--
Nom=de=Plume

On 11/22/09 12:18 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
news

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

In broken English he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."

"No", she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

"I pay you $300.."

"No", she says.

"I pay you $400."

"No", she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the
world.

How bad could Immigrant Style be?"

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way
and in every possible position.

Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker
turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. But that was Good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style?'

The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to Government."


I don't get it... are you the hooker in this story?



Obviously you are not aware that herring works as a towel boy in the
showers at the marine golf course in quantico, va., and knows all about
tail hooking.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:18:13 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"John H" wrote in message
news

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

In broken English he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."

"No", she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

"I pay you $300.."

"No", she says.

"I pay you $400."

"No", she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the
world.

How bad could Immigrant Style be?"

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way
and in every possible position.

Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker
turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. But that was Good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style?'

The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to Government."


I don't get it... are you the hooker in this story?

No, he's the John. Suckling on the teat of Mother USA and bitching
about the service.

"H the K" wrote in message
...
On 11/22/09 12:18 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
news

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

In broken English he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."

"No", she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

"I pay you $300.."

"No", she says.

"I pay you $400."

"No", she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the
world.

How bad could Immigrant Style be?"

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way
and in every possible position.

Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker
turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. But that was Good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style?'

The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to Government."


I don't get it... are you the hooker in this story?



Obviously you are not aware that herring works as a towel boy in the
showers at the marine golf course in quantico, va., and knows all about
tail hooking.


Ouch!
Our Johnny sure 'gets around'.

On 11/22/09 3:40 PM, Don White wrote:
"H the wrote in message
...
On 11/22/09 12:18 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
news
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

In broken English he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."

"No", she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

"I pay you $300.."

"No", she says.

"I pay you $400."

"No", she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the
world.

How bad could Immigrant Style be?"

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way
and in every possible position.

Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker
turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. But that was Good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style?'

The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to Government."


I don't get it... are you the hooker in this story?



Obviously you are not aware that herring works as a towel boy in the
showers at the marine golf course in quantico, va., and knows all about
tail hooking.


Ouch!
Our Johnny sure 'gets around'.



He goes around the world out at that course.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
news

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

In broken English he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."

"No", she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

"I pay you $300.."

"No", she says.

"I pay you $400."

"No", she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the
world.

How bad could Immigrant Style be?"

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way
and in every possible position.

Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker
turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. But that was Good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style?'

The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to Government."


I don't get it... are you the hooker in this story?


What compelled you to type that and hit the "send" button? I know you
are trying to emulate Harry, but you have to draw the line somewhere.

Rob

On Nov 22, 1:18*pm, H the K wrote:
On 11/22/09 12:18 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:





"John *wrote in message
news

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

In broken English he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."

"No", she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

"I pay you $300.."

"No", she says.

"I pay you $400."

"No", she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the
world.

How bad could Immigrant Style be?"

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way
and in every possible position.

Finally, after several hours, they finish. *Exhausted, the hooker
turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. But that was Good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style?'

The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to Government."

I don't get it... are you the hooker in this story?

Obviously you are not aware that herring works as a towel boy in the
showers at the marine golf course in quantico, va., and knows all about
tail hooking.

--
Do you EVER say anything that's the truth, fat ass?

In article bbbf6d7f-6776-43a1-9348-5083ba275718
@g1g2000vbr.googlegroups.com, says...


--
Do you EVER say anything that's the truth, fat ass?


The pink army can't tell the truth, they are too embarrassed over their
failures to talk about their misery...

On 11/23/09 1:41 PM, I am Tosk wrote:
In articlebbbf6d7f-6776-43a1-9348-5083ba275718
@g1g2000vbr.googlegroups.com, says...


--
Do you EVER say anything that's the truth, fat ass?


The pink army can't tell the truth, they are too embarrassed over their
failures to talk about their misery...

Misery?

You're the one who is unemployed and unemployable, physically ill and
without health insurance, and living in an area so crappy you have to
park your motorbike in the kitchen.


--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.