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ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.


You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a
guy.



Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.



Shocking! I completely forgot.


He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews.

Rob



He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange.

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On Nov 23, 8:57*pm, Rob wrote:
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ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION


*From a teacher in the Nashville area


"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'


The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...


The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.


I decided we would have an election for a class president.


We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.


To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.


We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.


We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.


The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.


I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.


I had never seen Olivia's mother.


The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.


Jamie went first.


He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.


Everyone applauded and he sat down.


Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.


Her speech was concise.


She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."


She sat down.


The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!


We want ice cream."


She surely would say more. She did not have to.


A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?


She wasn't sure.


Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.


She didn't know.


The class really didn't care.


All they were thinking about was ice cream.


Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.


Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.


They want ice cream.


The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."


This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.


You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy.


How was that a racist cartoon?

Rob


I wondered about that myself. Notice the "crickets".
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On 11/24/09 6:48 AM, Jack wrote:
On Nov 23, 8:57 pm, wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...


ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION


From a teacher in the Nashville area


"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'


The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...


The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.


I decided we would have an election for a class president.


We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.


To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.


We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.


We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.


The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.


I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.


I had never seen Olivia's mother.


The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.


Jamie went first.


He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.


Everyone applauded and he sat down.


Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.


Her speech was concise.


She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."


She sat down.


The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!


We want ice cream."


She surely would say more. She did not have to.


A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?


She wasn't sure.


Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.


She didn't know.


The class really didn't care.


All they were thinking about was ice cream.


Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.


Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.


They want ice cream.


The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."


This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.


You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy.


How was that a racist cartoon?

Rob


I wondered about that myself. Notice the "crickets".




Crickets? Not worth a comment. Post is typical right-wing nonsense that
only brain-dead right-wingers get off on.


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your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.
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On Nov 23, 11:27*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Rob" wrote in message

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nom=de=plume wrote:
"H the *wrote in message
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On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John * wrote in message
m...


ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION


* From a teacher in the Nashville area


"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream..'


The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...


The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.


I decided we would have an election for a class president.


We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.


To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.


We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.


We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.


The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.


I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.


I had never seen Olivia's mother.


The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.


Jamie went first.


He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.


Everyone applauded and he sat down.


Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.


Her speech was concise.


She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."


She sat down.


The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!


We want ice cream."


She surely would say more. She did not have to.


A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?


She wasn't sure.


Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.


She didn't know.


The class really didn't care.


All they were thinking about was ice cream.


Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.


Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.


They want ice cream.


The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."


This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.


You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a
guy.


Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.


Shocking! I completely forgot.


He's half black. *Like Halle Berry. *And my nephews.


Rob


He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange.

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On Nov 23, 7:59*pm, Rob wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:
"H the *wrote in message
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On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John * wrote in message
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ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION


* From a teacher in the Nashville area


"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'


The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...


The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.


I decided we would have an election for a class president.


We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.


To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.


We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.


We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.


The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.


I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.


I had never seen Olivia's mother.


The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.


Jamie went first.


He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.


Everyone applauded and he sat down.


Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.


Her speech was concise.


She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."


She sat down.


The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!


We want ice cream."


She surely would say more. She did not have to.


A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?


She wasn't sure.


Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.


She didn't know.


The class really didn't care.


All they were thinking about was ice cream.


Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.


Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.


They want ice cream.


The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."


This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.


You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy.


Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.


Shocking! I completely forgot.


He's half black. *Like Halle Berry. *And my nephews.

Rob


And my great-nephews.


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On Nov 24, 7:05*am, H the K wrote:
On 11/24/09 6:48 AM, Jack wrote:



On Nov 23, 8:57 pm, *wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:
"John * *wrote in message
...


ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION


* From a teacher in the Nashville area


"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'


The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...


The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.


I decided we would have an election for a class president.


We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.


To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.


We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.


We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.


The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.


I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.


I had never seen Olivia's mother.


The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.


Jamie went first.


He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.


Everyone applauded and he sat down.


Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.


Her speech was concise.


She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."


She sat down.


The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!


We want ice cream."


She surely would say more. She did not have to.


A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?


She wasn't sure.


Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.


She didn't know.


The class really didn't care.


All they were thinking about was ice cream.


Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.


Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.


They want ice cream.


The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."


This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.


You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy.


How was that a racist cartoon?


Rob


I wondered about that myself. *Notice the "crickets".


Crickets? Not worth a comment.


You channeling the plum? Heh.
So you can't explain exactly what was racist about that cartoon
either, eh?

Buh-bye.
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On 11/24/09 8:07 AM, Jack wrote:
On Nov 24, 7:05 am, H the wrote:
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I wondered about that myself. Notice the "crickets".


Crickets? Not worth a comment.


You channeling the plum? Heh.
So you can't explain exactly what was racist about that cartoon
either, eh?

Buh-bye.


Ah, yes...the oh so typical right-wing "challenge." Sorry, there's just
nothing clever enough coming from you, Freddy Krueger's brother,
herring, or any of the rest of the right-wing dimwits here to provoke
the sorts of response you boys want.






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achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"Rob" wrote in message
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nom=de=plume wrote:
"H the wrote in message
...
On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...

ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching
third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.


You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a
guy.



Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.


Shocking! I completely forgot.


He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews.

Rob



He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange.

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"Strange"!
That's an overly generous way to describe Ditzy Dan aka Rob.
I'd use more colourful language.


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nom=de=plume wrote:
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On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...

ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching
third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.


You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a
guy.



Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.


Shocking! I completely forgot.


He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews.

Rob



He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange.

--
Nom=de=Plume


"Strange"!
That's an overly generous way to describe Ditzy Dan aka Rob.
I'd use more colourful language.




Ditzy Dan the Rob was upset because he placed third in the pocket pool
tournament. But when he realized he was right behind JackGoff, he
started smiling.

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achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:57:33 -0500, Rob wrote:

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ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION


This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.



You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy.


How was that a racist cartoon?

Rob


It wasn't. But a vacuous response was called for, and our spacy cadet
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