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ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.


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"John H" wrote in message
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ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.



You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy.

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"John H" wrote in message
...

ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.



You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy.

--
Nom=de=Plume


That's our Johnny....and all the while sucking on Uncle Sams teat for a
generous pension that most Americans would love to have.
The nerve of that man!


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On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
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ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.



You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy.



Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.


--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.
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Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.


No he isn't. He's white, well um mocha maybe. More important than his
skin color is how quickly he's destroying your country.


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"H the K" wrote in message
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On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...

ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.



You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy.



Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.



Shocking! I completely forgot.

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Don White wrote:
wrote in message
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"John wrote in message
...

ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.



You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy.

--
Nom=de=Plume


That's our Johnny....and all the while sucking on Uncle Sams teat for a
generous pension that most Americans would love to have.
The nerve of that man!



You are a one-trick pony, dumbass. Try to be more original and accurate
next time. You don't need your Master's help, do you?

Rob
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nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
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ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.



You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy.


How was that a racist cartoon?

Rob
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nom=de=plume wrote:
"H the wrote in message
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On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...

ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.


You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy.



Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.



Shocking! I completely forgot.


He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews.

Rob
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"John H" wrote in message
...

ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg


Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.



You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy.

--
Nom=de=Plume


That's our Johnny....and all the while sucking on Uncle Sams teat for a
generous pension that most Americans would love to have.
The nerve of that man!


Don, you really are stupid aren't ya? John earned his pension by serving in
the military. That same military that protects *your* right to go to the
corner store to fetch beer for your son. Yes, the US military protects
Canadian interests as well, even if you choose not to admit it.

That's contrary to the union dood who earns his pension by pushing the red
button every 2 minutes. Not the blue button, that's not his job, only the
red button. And no more often than once every 2 minutes, since that's not in
his contract. Although it's being discussed in the current contract
negotiations, how much pressing the button more often is worth. Pressing
the blue button is off the table for the red guys though. Perhaps in the
2015 contract talks...

John EARNED his pension. What the hell did you do? Does/did your job require
you to put your life on the line? Quit towing the krausie line, and think
for yourself for a change. You do that, and I promise, the beer fetching
cracks will cease.

--Mike


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