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The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus who crashed a presidential
dinner met President Barack Obama in the receiving line, the White
House said Friday, as a "deeply concerned and embarrassed" Secret
Service acknowledged its officers failed to check whether the Krausii
Liesallthetime Marylandus was on the guest list.
A White House official did not make clear whether the Krausii
Liesallthetime Marylandus shook hands with the president or spoke with
him. Guests going through a receiving line usually shake hands with
the president.
The official spoke on condition of anonymity because of an ongoing
Secret Service inquiry that could turn into a criminal investigation.
The Secret Service earlier this week had said the president was not in
danger because the Krausii — like others at the dinner — had gone
through magnetometers. But in light of his close proximity to the
president, no such claim was made Friday.
The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus was not on the guest list and
should have been prohibited from entering last Tuesday's dinner on the
White House South Lawn for the prime minister of India, said Secret
Service Director Mark Sullivan.
On Friday, Sullivan was apologetic in a written statement, saying the
agency that protects the president is "deeply concerned and
embarrassed" that procedures were not followed.
"As our investigation continues, appropriate measures have been taken
to ensure this is not repeated," Sullivan said.
Secret Service spokesman Jim Mackin said officers at the checkpoint
had a clipboard with names of the invited guests. Even though the
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus was not on it, the bird was allowed
to proceed. The officers should have called either someone on the
White House staff or Secret Service personnel before allowing him past
the checkpoint, Mackin said.
Earlier, Mackin said the Secret Service may pursue a criminal
investigation of the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus.
Sullivan said, "The preliminary findings of our internal investigation
have determined established protocols were not followed at an initial
checkpoint, verifying that the Krausii was not on the guest list.
Stay tuned. Further updates to be filed as warranted.
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On Nov 28, 7:57*am, John H wrote:
On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:21:02 -0800 (PST), GC Boater





wrote:
The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus who crashed a presidential
dinner met President Barack Obama in the receiving line, the White
House said Friday, as a "deeply concerned and embarrassed" Secret
Service acknowledged its officers failed to check whether the Krausii
Liesallthetime Marylandus was on the guest list.
A White House official did not make clear whether the Krausii
Liesallthetime Marylandus shook hands with the president or spoke with
him. Guests going through a receiving line usually shake hands with
the president.
The official spoke on condition of anonymity because of an ongoing
Secret Service inquiry that could turn into a criminal investigation.
The Secret Service earlier this week had said the president was not in
danger because the Krausii — like others at the dinner — had gone
through magnetometers. But in light of his close proximity to the
president, no such claim was made Friday.
The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus was not on the guest list and
should have been prohibited from entering last Tuesday's dinner on the
White House South Lawn for the prime minister of India, said Secret
Service Director Mark Sullivan.
On Friday, Sullivan was apologetic in a written statement, saying the
agency that protects the president is "deeply concerned and
embarrassed" that procedures were not followed.
"As our investigation continues, appropriate measures have been taken
to ensure this is not repeated," Sullivan said.
Secret Service spokesman Jim Mackin said officers at the checkpoint
had a clipboard with names of the invited guests. Even though the
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus was not on it, the bird was allowed
to proceed. The officers should have called either someone on the
White House staff or Secret Service personnel before allowing him past
the checkpoint, Mackin said.
Earlier, Mackin said the Secret Service may pursue a criminal
investigation of the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus.
Sullivan said, "The preliminary findings of our internal investigation
have determined established protocols were not followed at an initial
checkpoint, verifying that the Krausii was not on the guest list.
Stay tuned. *Further updates to be filed as warranted.


Well, it did say it had eaten with most of the presidents in the last
47 years, no?
--

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By his own "admission" he has personally known all presidents since
Eisenhower (or was it Truman) and once worked for President Bush's
father.

The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus is a most notable character,
wouldn't you say?
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GC Boater wrote:
On Nov 28, 7:57 am, John H wrote:
On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:21:02 -0800 (PST), GC Boater





wrote:
The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus who crashed a presidential
dinner met President Barack Obama in the receiving line, the White
House said Friday, as a "deeply concerned and embarrassed" Secret
Service acknowledged its officers failed to check whether the Krausii
Liesallthetime Marylandus was on the guest list.
A White House official did not make clear whether the Krausii
Liesallthetime Marylandus shook hands with the president or spoke with
him. Guests going through a receiving line usually shake hands with
the president.
The official spoke on condition of anonymity because of an ongoing
Secret Service inquiry that could turn into a criminal investigation.
The Secret Service earlier this week had said the president was not in
danger because the Krausii — like others at the dinner — had gone
through magnetometers. But in light of his close proximity to the
president, no such claim was made Friday.
The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus was not on the guest list and
should have been prohibited from entering last Tuesday's dinner on the
White House South Lawn for the prime minister of India, said Secret
Service Director Mark Sullivan.
On Friday, Sullivan was apologetic in a written statement, saying the
agency that protects the president is "deeply concerned and
embarrassed" that procedures were not followed.
"As our investigation continues, appropriate measures have been taken
to ensure this is not repeated," Sullivan said.
Secret Service spokesman Jim Mackin said officers at the checkpoint
had a clipboard with names of the invited guests. Even though the
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus was not on it, the bird was allowed
to proceed. The officers should have called either someone on the
White House staff or Secret Service personnel before allowing him past
the checkpoint, Mackin said.
Earlier, Mackin said the Secret Service may pursue a criminal
investigation of the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus.
Sullivan said, "The preliminary findings of our internal investigation
have determined established protocols were not followed at an initial
checkpoint, verifying that the Krausii was not on the guest list.
Stay tuned. Further updates to be filed as warranted.

Well, it did say it had eaten with most of the presidents in the last
47 years, no?
--

John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


By his own "admission" he has personally known all presidents since
Eisenhower (or was it Truman) and once worked for President Bush's
father.

The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus is a most notable character,
wouldn't you say?


I never said I personally "knew" them, at least not in the Biblical
Sense, I just said I had meet them. I had breakfast with Truman, I
thought he was a fairly intelligent guy.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.
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On Nov 28, 3:01*pm, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:
GC Boater wrote:
On Nov 28, 7:57 am, John H wrote:
On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:21:02 -0800 (PST), GC Boater


wrote:
The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus who crashed a presidential
dinner met President Barack Obama in the receiving line, the White
House said Friday, as a "deeply concerned and embarrassed" Secret
Service acknowledged its officers failed to check whether the Krausii
Liesallthetime Marylandus was on the guest list.
A White House official did not make clear whether the Krausii
Liesallthetime Marylandus shook hands with the president or spoke with
him. Guests going through a receiving line usually shake hands with
the president.
The official spoke on condition of anonymity because of an ongoing
Secret Service inquiry that could turn into a criminal investigation.
The Secret Service earlier this week had said the president was not in
danger because the Krausii like others at the dinner had gone
through magnetometers. But in light of his close proximity to the
president, no such claim was made Friday.
The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus was not on the guest list and
should have been prohibited from entering last Tuesday's dinner on the
White House South Lawn for the prime minister of India, said Secret
Service Director Mark Sullivan.
On Friday, Sullivan was apologetic in a written statement, saying the
agency that protects the president is "deeply concerned and
embarrassed" that procedures were not followed.
"As our investigation continues, appropriate measures have been taken
to ensure this is not repeated," Sullivan said.
Secret Service spokesman Jim Mackin said officers at the checkpoint
had a clipboard with names of the invited guests. Even though the
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus was not on it, the bird was allowed
to proceed. The officers should have called either someone on the
White House staff or Secret Service personnel before allowing him past
the checkpoint, Mackin said.
Earlier, Mackin said the Secret Service may pursue a criminal
investigation of the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus.
Sullivan said, "The preliminary findings of our internal investigation
have determined established protocols were not followed at an initial
checkpoint, verifying that the Krausii was not on the guest list.
Stay tuned. *Further updates to be filed as warranted.
Well, it did say it had eaten with most of the presidents in the last
47 years, no?
--


John H- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


By his own "admission" he has personally known all presidents since
Eisenhower (or was it Truman) and once worked for President Bush's
father.


The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus is a most notable character,
wouldn't you say?


I never said I personally "knew" them, at least not in the Biblical
Sense, I just said I had meet them. * I had breakfast with Truman, I
thought he was a fairly intelligent guy.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Well Krausie, you've said on numerous occasions that you had me kill
filed. A little slip, eh?
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GC Boater wrote:
On Nov 28, 3:01 pm, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:
GC Boater wrote:
On Nov 28, 7:57 am, John H wrote:
On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:21:02 -0800 (PST), GC Boater
wrote:
The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus who crashed a presidential
dinner met President Barack Obama in the receiving line, the White
House said Friday, as a "deeply concerned and embarrassed" Secret
Service acknowledged its officers failed to check whether the Krausii
Liesallthetime Marylandus was on the guest list.
A White House official did not make clear whether the Krausii
Liesallthetime Marylandus shook hands with the president or spoke with
him. Guests going through a receiving line usually shake hands with
the president.
The official spoke on condition of anonymity because of an ongoing
Secret Service inquiry that could turn into a criminal investigation.
The Secret Service earlier this week had said the president was not in
danger because the Krausii like others at the dinner had gone
through magnetometers. But in light of his close proximity to the
president, no such claim was made Friday.
The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus was not on the guest list and
should have been prohibited from entering last Tuesday's dinner on the
White House South Lawn for the prime minister of India, said Secret
Service Director Mark Sullivan.
On Friday, Sullivan was apologetic in a written statement, saying the
agency that protects the president is "deeply concerned and
embarrassed" that procedures were not followed.
"As our investigation continues, appropriate measures have been taken
to ensure this is not repeated," Sullivan said.
Secret Service spokesman Jim Mackin said officers at the checkpoint
had a clipboard with names of the invited guests. Even though the
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus was not on it, the bird was allowed
to proceed. The officers should have called either someone on the
White House staff or Secret Service personnel before allowing him past
the checkpoint, Mackin said.
Earlier, Mackin said the Secret Service may pursue a criminal
investigation of the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus.
Sullivan said, "The preliminary findings of our internal investigation
have determined established protocols were not followed at an initial
checkpoint, verifying that the Krausii was not on the guest list.
Stay tuned. Further updates to be filed as warranted.
Well, it did say it had eaten with most of the presidents in the last
47 years, no?
--
John H- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
By his own "admission" he has personally known all presidents since
Eisenhower (or was it Truman) and once worked for President Bush's
father.
The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus is a most notable character,
wouldn't you say?

I never said I personally "knew" them, at least not in the Biblical
Sense, I just said I had meet them. I had breakfast with Truman, I
thought he was a fairly intelligent guy.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Well Krausie, you've said on numerous occasions that you had me kill
filed. A little slip, eh?


No, I just purchased a new Mac and I haven't set up my filters yet.
Don't get a hard on, I will put you in my filter when I want.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.


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H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:
GC Boater wrote:
On Nov 28, 3:01 pm, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:


Well Krausie, you've said on numerous occasions that you had me kill
filed. A little slip, eh?


No, I just purchased a new Mac and I haven't set up my filters yet.
Don't get a hard on, I will put you in my filter when I want.


Well, I'm sure you have morons like "GC" fooled, but that's not much of
an accomplishment. Oh...I don't post here with Windoze...you'd better go
buy a mac.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.
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H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:
H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:
GC Boater wrote:
On Nov 28, 3:01 pm, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:


Well Krausie, you've said on numerous occasions that you had me kill
filed. A little slip, eh?


No, I just purchased a new Mac and I haven't set up my filters yet.
Don't get a hard on, I will put you in my filter when I want.


Well, I'm sure you have morons like "GC" fooled, but that's not much of
an accomplishment. Oh...I don't post here with Windoze...you'd better go
buy a mac.

Bleche

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet,or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.
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On Nov 28, 9:34*pm, H the K wrote:
H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:



H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:
GC Boater wrote:
On Nov 28, 3:01 pm, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:


Well Krausie, you've said on numerous occasions that you had me kill
filed. *A little slip, eh?


No, I just purchased a new Mac and I haven't set up my filters yet.
Don't get a hard on, I will put you in my filter when I want.


Well, I'm sure you have morons like "GC" fooled, but that's not much of
an accomplishment. Oh...I don't post here with Windoze...you'd better go
buy a mac.


Bleche

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet,or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Hey von Krausenstein, what did you have to be thankful for this
Thanksgiving?
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GC Boater wrote:
On Nov 28, 9:34 pm, H the K wrote:
H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:



H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:
GC Boater wrote:
On Nov 28, 3:01 pm, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:
Well Krausie, you've said on numerous occasions that you had me kill
filed. A little slip, eh?
No, I just purchased a new Mac and I haven't set up my filters yet.
Don't get a hard on, I will put you in my filter when I want.
Well, I'm sure you have morons like "GC" fooled, but that's not much of
an accomplishment. Oh...I don't post here with Windoze...you'd better go
buy a mac.

Bleche

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet,or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Hey von Krausenstein, what did you have to be thankful for this
Thanksgiving?


I'm glad you asked. I am thankful that I didn't drool in my gruel, and
embarrass my lovely southern belle, during the entire meal.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet,or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.
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On Nov 29, 8:53*am, GC Boater wrote:
On Nov 28, 9:34*pm, H the K wrote:





H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:


H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:
GC Boater wrote:
On Nov 28, 3:01 pm, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:


Well Krausie, you've said on numerous occasions that you had me kill
filed. *A little slip, eh?


No, I just purchased a new Mac and I haven't set up my filters yet.
Don't get a hard on, I will put you in my filter when I want.


Well, I'm sure you have morons like "GC" fooled, but that's not much of
an accomplishment. Oh...I don't post here with Windoze...you'd better go
buy a mac.


Bleche


--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet,or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Hey von Krausenstein, what did you have to be thankful for this
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He's thankful that he can hide behind usenet and act like a big man,
and for his boil in the bag turkey.
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