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![]() The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed. |
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Winston §mith wrote:
On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 07:54:45 -0500, Messing In Boats wrote: The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed. Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land!" Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this IS the Promised Land!" Now,the Democrats are going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land. http://www.laughnet.net/archive/politics/clinton5.htm -- W§ in m.s - http://members.1stconnect.com/anozira Yep...the Republitrash is still scared of Bill Clinton. How delightful. -- * * * email sent to will *never* get to me. |
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On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 12:54:50 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote: Winston §mith wrote: On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 07:54:45 -0500, Messing In Boats wrote: The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed. Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land!" Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this IS the Promised Land!" Now,the Democrats are going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land. http://www.laughnet.net/archive/politics/clinton5.htm -- W§ in m.s - http://members.1stconnect.com/anozira Yep...the Republitrash is still scared of Bill Clinton. How delightful. Ahh..once again Harry becomes confused ( It happens often when he is off his meds) Harry..be a good boy and look up, in the dictionary, the differences between "fear", and "utter contempt". Your claim, of course, is the same as if I were scared of you, when actually I hold you in utter contempt. Gunner "At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosphy of sniveling brats." -- P.J. O'Rourke |
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On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 19:09:26 -0500, "|3ill|3o"
wrote: Why oh why is this, and other posts ending up on a divorce support group?? as well as other off-topic posts .... I believe it is some fellow named Ignoramous who starts all these cross posts to these groups. I sure couldn't tell you why. Sue - misc.survivalism but leaving all of them in so you will know who the guilty party is and promising to try to do better in the future if I know where the poster comes from to whom I'm replying This was crossposted to 4 groups: alt.support.marriage,alt.support.divorce,misc.sur vivalism,rec.boats and only belongs in one of them --- If u want to post or respond; after u hit the reply button - u will see in the "send to" or "newsgroups" field a list of groups this is being posted to - please delete all groups it doesn't belong in ... mmm - k? - billbo PS: I am posting this to all 4 groups - since they are the ones responding to this thread, and often the other Off-Topic posts. Normally: Crossposting is to be avoided - bad netiquette. Crossposting is often a tool of trolls. On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 17:52:30 GMT, Gunner wrote: On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 12:54:50 -0400, Harry Krause wrote: Winston §mith wrote: On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 07:54:45 -0500, Messing In Boats wrote: The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed. Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land!" Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this IS the Promised Land!" Now,the Democrats are going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land. http://www.laughnet.net/archive/politics/clinton5.htm -- W§ in m.s - http://members.1stconnect.com/anozira Yep...the Republitrash is still scared of Bill Clinton. How delightful. Ahh..once again Harry becomes confused ( It happens often when he is off his meds) Harry..be a good boy and look up, in the dictionary, the differences between "fear", and "utter contempt". Your claim, of course, is the same as if I were scared of you, when actually I hold you in utter contempt. Gunner "At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosphy of sniveling brats." -- P.J. O'Rourke |
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![]() "Sue" wrote in message ... On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 19:09:26 -0500, "|3ill|3o" wrote: Why oh why is this, and other posts ending up on a divorce support group?? as well as other off-topic posts .... I believe it is some fellow named Ignoramous who starts all these cross posts to these groups. I sure couldn't tell you why. Because he is living up to his handle. |
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"Jim -" wrote in message
t... I believe it is some fellow named Ignoramous who starts all these cross posts to these groups. I sure couldn't tell you why. Because he is living up to his handle. Then yours should be Stupid****ingSmugAsshole. |
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