Senate Democrats rammed the trillion dollar health care bill down the
national chimney. It tells consumers what to do, it tells insurance
companies what to do, it tells drug companies what to do, it tells doctors
what to do and it tells patients what to do. The first thing it tells
everybody to do is send ten dollars to Nebraska.

The U.S. Senate dropped the tax on elective plastic surgery from the health
care bill Monday. The plastic surgeons swooped in with huge donations. The
next morning Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu faced reporters looking like Bruce
Jenner and Joan Rivers.

Majority Leader Harry Reid was besieged by Senate Democrats Tuesday
demanding goodies and tax breaks like Nebraska and Louisiana got in the
health care bill. The scene was chaotic. They're like the hookers who work
in a brothel for five years and then have a nervous breakdown when they find
out the other girls are getting paid.

Senate Democrats were deluged by protests from taxpayers after they advanced
the health care bill Monday. A nation founded in the name of liberty is
being demolished in the name of equality. If you make less than two hundred
fifty thousand dollars a year, Las Vegas blackjack dealers are now required
by law to deal you two face cards.