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Default Merry Christmas greetings from comedian Argus Hamilton:

Senate Democrats rammed the trillion dollar health care bill down the
national chimney. It tells consumers what to do, it tells insurance
companies what to do, it tells drug companies what to do, it tells doctors
what to do and it tells patients what to do. The first thing it tells
everybody to do is send ten dollars to Nebraska.

The U.S. Senate dropped the tax on elective plastic surgery from the health
care bill Monday. The plastic surgeons swooped in with huge donations. The
next morning Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu faced reporters looking like Bruce
Jenner and Joan Rivers.

Majority Leader Harry Reid was besieged by Senate Democrats Tuesday
demanding goodies and tax breaks like Nebraska and Louisiana got in the
health care bill. The scene was chaotic. They're like the hookers who work
in a brothel for five years and then have a nervous breakdown when they find
out the other girls are getting paid.

Senate Democrats were deluged by protests from taxpayers after they advanced
the health care bill Monday. A nation founded in the name of liberty is
being demolished in the name of equality. If you make less than two hundred
fifty thousand dollars a year, Las Vegas blackjack dealers are now required
by law to deal you two face cards.



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"Anony Mouse" wrote in message
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Senate Democrats rammed the trillion dollar health care bill down the
national chimney. It tells consumers what to do, it tells insurance
companies what to do, it tells drug companies what to do, it tells doctors
what to do and it tells patients what to do. The first thing it tells
everybody to do is send ten dollars to Nebraska.

The U.S. Senate dropped the tax on elective plastic surgery from the
health care bill Monday. The plastic surgeons swooped in with huge
donations. The next morning Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu faced reporters
looking like Bruce Jenner and Joan Rivers.

Majority Leader Harry Reid was besieged by Senate Democrats Tuesday
demanding goodies and tax breaks like Nebraska and Louisiana got in the
health care bill. The scene was chaotic. They're like the hookers who work
in a brothel for five years and then have a nervous breakdown when they
find out the other girls are getting paid.

Senate Democrats were deluged by protests from taxpayers after they
advanced the health care bill Monday. A nation founded in the name of
liberty is being demolished in the name of equality. If you make less than
two hundred fifty thousand dollars a year, Las Vegas blackjack dealers are
now required by law to deal you two face cards.


You're afraid...really afraid. The sky is falling, so don't look up.

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On 12/26/09 11:51 AM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"Anony wrote in message
...
Senate Democrats rammed the trillion dollar health care bill down the
national chimney. It tells consumers what to do, it tells insurance
companies what to do, it tells drug companies what to do, it tells doctors
what to do and it tells patients what to do. The first thing it tells
everybody to do is send ten dollars to Nebraska.

The U.S. Senate dropped the tax on elective plastic surgery from the
health care bill Monday. The plastic surgeons swooped in with huge
donations. The next morning Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu faced reporters
looking like Bruce Jenner and Joan Rivers.

Majority Leader Harry Reid was besieged by Senate Democrats Tuesday
demanding goodies and tax breaks like Nebraska and Louisiana got in the
health care bill. The scene was chaotic. They're like the hookers who work
in a brothel for five years and then have a nervous breakdown when they
find out the other girls are getting paid.

Senate Democrats were deluged by protests from taxpayers after they
advanced the health care bill Monday. A nation founded in the name of
liberty is being demolished in the name of equality. If you make less than
two hundred fifty thousand dollars a year, Las Vegas blackjack dealers are
now required by law to deal you two face cards.


You're afraid...really afraid. The sky is falling, so don't look up.


Indeed he is. So afraid, he couldn't use his usual sock puppet ID here.
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On 26/12/2009 9:57 AM, Harry wrote:
On 12/26/09 11:51 AM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"Anony wrote in message
...
Senate Democrats rammed the trillion dollar health care bill down the
national chimney. It tells consumers what to do, it tells insurance
companies what to do, it tells drug companies what to do, it tells
doctors
what to do and it tells patients what to do. The first thing it tells
everybody to do is send ten dollars to Nebraska.

The U.S. Senate dropped the tax on elective plastic surgery from the
health care bill Monday. The plastic surgeons swooped in with huge
donations. The next morning Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu faced reporters
looking like Bruce Jenner and Joan Rivers.

Majority Leader Harry Reid was besieged by Senate Democrats Tuesday
demanding goodies and tax breaks like Nebraska and Louisiana got in the
health care bill. The scene was chaotic. They're like the hookers who
work
in a brothel for five years and then have a nervous breakdown when they
find out the other girls are getting paid.

Senate Democrats were deluged by protests from taxpayers after they
advanced the health care bill Monday. A nation founded in the name of
liberty is being demolished in the name of equality. If you make less
than
two hundred fifty thousand dollars a year, Las Vegas blackjack
dealers are
now required by law to deal you two face cards.


You're afraid...really afraid. The sky is falling, so don't look up.


Indeed he is. So afraid, he couldn't use his usual sock puppet ID here.


Sure beats being an ass hole giving up the freedoms and liberties of not
only yourself, but forcing others to do the same.

And giving governments track record at managing things, good luck. You
are going to need it.
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On 26/12/2009 9:57 AM, Harry wrote:
On 12/26/09 11:51 AM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"Anony wrote in message
...
Senate Democrats rammed the trillion dollar health care bill down the
national chimney. It tells consumers what to do, it tells insurance
companies what to do, it tells drug companies what to do, it tells
doctors
what to do and it tells patients what to do. The first thing it tells
everybody to do is send ten dollars to Nebraska.

The U.S. Senate dropped the tax on elective plastic surgery from the
health care bill Monday. The plastic surgeons swooped in with huge
donations. The next morning Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu faced
reporters
looking like Bruce Jenner and Joan Rivers.

Majority Leader Harry Reid was besieged by Senate Democrats Tuesday
demanding goodies and tax breaks like Nebraska and Louisiana got in the
health care bill. The scene was chaotic. They're like the hookers who
work
in a brothel for five years and then have a nervous breakdown when they
find out the other girls are getting paid.

Senate Democrats were deluged by protests from taxpayers after they
advanced the health care bill Monday. A nation founded in the name of
liberty is being demolished in the name of equality. If you make less
than
two hundred fifty thousand dollars a year, Las Vegas blackjack
dealers are
now required by law to deal you two face cards.

You're afraid...really afraid. The sky is falling, so don't look up.


Indeed he is. So afraid, he couldn't use his usual sock puppet ID here.


Sure beats being an ass hole giving up the freedoms and liberties of not
only yourself, but forcing others to do the same.

And giving governments track record at managing things, good luck. You
are going to need it.



I don't think anyone mentioned Bush, Jr. in this thread.

--
Nom=de=Plume




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Default Merry Christmas greetings from comedian Argus Hamilton:

On Dec 26, 11:17*am, "Anony Mouse" wrote:
Senate Democrats rammed the trillion dollar health care bill down the
national chimney. It tells consumers what to do, it tells insurance
companies what to do, it tells drug companies what to do, it tells doctors
what to do and it tells patients what to do. The first thing it tells
everybody to do is send ten dollars to Nebraska.

The U.S. Senate dropped the tax on elective plastic surgery from the health
care bill Monday. The plastic surgeons swooped in with huge donations. The
next morning Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu faced reporters looking like Bruce
Jenner and Joan Rivers.

Majority Leader Harry Reid was besieged by Senate Democrats Tuesday
demanding goodies and tax breaks like Nebraska and Louisiana got in the
health care bill. The scene was chaotic. They're like the hookers who work
in a brothel for five years and then have a nervous breakdown when they find
out the other girls are getting paid.

Senate Democrats were deluged by protests from taxpayers after they advanced
the health care bill Monday. A nation founded in the name of liberty is
being demolished in the name of equality. If you make less than two hundred
fifty thousand dollars a year, Las Vegas blackjack dealers are now required
by law to deal you two face cards.


You and Herring just can't even take a break from your one sided crap
during the holidays, can you?
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"Loogypicker" wrote in message
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On Dec 26, 11:17 am, "Anony Mouse" wrote:
Senate Democrats rammed the trillion dollar health care bill down the
national chimney. It tells consumers what to do, it tells insurance
companies what to do, it tells drug companies what to do, it tells
doctors
what to do and it tells patients what to do. The first thing it tells
everybody to do is send ten dollars to Nebraska.

The U.S. Senate dropped the tax on elective plastic surgery from the
health
care bill Monday. The plastic surgeons swooped in with huge donations.
The
next morning Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu faced reporters looking like
Bruce
Jenner and Joan Rivers.

Majority Leader Harry Reid was besieged by Senate Democrats Tuesday
demanding goodies and tax breaks like Nebraska and Louisiana got in the
health care bill. The scene was chaotic. They're like the hookers who
work
in a brothel for five years and then have a nervous breakdown when they
find
out the other girls are getting paid.

Senate Democrats were deluged by protests from taxpayers after they
advanced
the health care bill Monday. A nation founded in the name of liberty is
being demolished in the name of equality. If you make less than two
hundred
fifty thousand dollars a year, Las Vegas blackjack dealers are now
required
by law to deal you two face cards.


You and Herring just can't even take a break from your one sided crap
during the holidays, can you?


Just trying to keep up with the loonies....What do you have against real
political humor???

That's a rhetorical question; don't bother to answer.




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On Dec 26, 12:28*pm, "Anony Mouse" wrote:
"Loogypicker" wrote in message

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On Dec 26, 11:17 am, "Anony Mouse" wrote:
Senate Democrats rammed the trillion dollar health care bill down the
national chimney. It tells consumers what to do, it tells insurance
companies what to do, it tells drug companies what to do, it tells
doctors
what to do and it tells patients what to do. The first thing it tells
everybody to do is send ten dollars to Nebraska.


The U.S. Senate dropped the tax on elective plastic surgery from the
health
care bill Monday. The plastic surgeons swooped in with huge donations.
The
next morning Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu faced reporters looking like
Bruce
Jenner and Joan Rivers.


Majority Leader Harry Reid was besieged by Senate Democrats Tuesday
demanding goodies and tax breaks like Nebraska and Louisiana got in the
health care bill. The scene was chaotic. They're like the hookers who
work
in a brothel for five years and then have a nervous breakdown when they
find
out the other girls are getting paid.


Senate Democrats were deluged by protests from taxpayers after they
advanced
the health care bill Monday. A nation founded in the name of liberty is
being demolished in the name of equality. If you make less than two
hundred
fifty thousand dollars a year, Las Vegas blackjack dealers are now
required
by law to deal you two face cards.


You and Herring just can't even take a break from your one sided crap
during the holidays, can you?


Just trying to keep up with the loonies....What do you have against real
political humor???

That's a rhetorical question; don't bother to answer.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Uh oh, John doesn't like name calling. BUT, if you really want to see
what unhinged one sided politics looks like, go read some of
Herring's, Jack's and Frog's stuff.
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Default Merry Christmas greetings from comedian Argus Hamilton:

In article 1fe60044-03ed-4be6-927b-cab906023425
@h9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 26, 11:17*am, "Anony Mouse" wrote:
Senate Democrats rammed the trillion dollar health care bill down the
national chimney. It tells consumers what to do, it tells insurance
companies what to do, it tells drug companies what to do, it tells doctors
what to do and it tells patients what to do. The first thing it tells
everybody to do is send ten dollars to Nebraska.

The U.S. Senate dropped the tax on elective plastic surgery from the health
care bill Monday. The plastic surgeons swooped in with huge donations. The
next morning Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu faced reporters looking like Bruce
Jenner and Joan Rivers.

Majority Leader Harry Reid was besieged by Senate Democrats Tuesday
demanding goodies and tax breaks like Nebraska and Louisiana got in the
health care bill. The scene was chaotic. They're like the hookers who work
in a brothel for five years and then have a nervous breakdown when they find
out the other girls are getting paid.

Senate Democrats were deluged by protests from taxpayers after they advanced
the health care bill Monday. A nation founded in the name of liberty is
being demolished in the name of equality. If you make less than two hundred
fifty thousand dollars a year, Las Vegas blackjack dealers are now required
by law to deal you two face cards.


You and Herring just can't even take a break from your one sided crap
during the holidays, can you?


Yeah you guys, only Democrats can use the Holiday Timing routine to pass
and hide a bill from the news cycle... Get with the program!!
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On Dec 27, 10:16*am, I am Tosk
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In article 1fe60044-03ed-4be6-927b-cab906023425
@h9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says...







On Dec 26, 11:17*am, "Anony Mouse" wrote:
Senate Democrats rammed the trillion dollar health care bill down the
national chimney. It tells consumers what to do, it tells insurance
companies what to do, it tells drug companies what to do, it tells doctors
what to do and it tells patients what to do. The first thing it tells
everybody to do is send ten dollars to Nebraska.


The U.S. Senate dropped the tax on elective plastic surgery from the health
care bill Monday. The plastic surgeons swooped in with huge donations.. The
next morning Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu faced reporters looking like Bruce
Jenner and Joan Rivers.


Majority Leader Harry Reid was besieged by Senate Democrats Tuesday
demanding goodies and tax breaks like Nebraska and Louisiana got in the
health care bill. The scene was chaotic. They're like the hookers who work
in a brothel for five years and then have a nervous breakdown when they find
out the other girls are getting paid.


Senate Democrats were deluged by protests from taxpayers after they advanced
the health care bill Monday. A nation founded in the name of liberty is
being demolished in the name of equality. If you make less than two hundred
fifty thousand dollars a year, Las Vegas blackjack dealers are now required
by law to deal you two face cards.


You and Herring just can't even take a break from your one sided crap
during the holidays, can you?


Yeah you guys, only Democrats can use the Holiday Timing routine to pass
and hide a bill from the news cycle... Get with the program!!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Are you saying that Republicans never did such? Yes or no, please,
then I'll show you something.


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