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I firmly believe that a lot of people here should take their computers
IMMEDIATELY NOW THIS AFTER NOON TODAY to Good Will.

They don't have the sense to operate them.

The computers come with arrows. They come with filters. Software filters
are available that are as easy to put on and use as a postage stamp. Every
one I have seen has BLOCK SENDER. Threads and people are easy to mark and
monitor and eliminate completely. RTFM, people.

KILL THE TROLLS AND STOP THE OT BULL****.

And it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see SUBJECT: FEMALE SHEEP
SEDUCTION TECHNIQUES, and have a reasonable guess about what the post
contains. Use the little arrow. Yeah, that one.

There are a lot of sorry pitiful people here. And that includes EVERY ONE
OF US ON ANY GIVEN DAY IF WE'RE FEELING BAD, OR UPSET, OR WHATEVER. But
some clowns have no life but to just sit for hours every day and talk about
the Bush conspiracy, and Palin, and on and on and on.

I picture them with an IV tube, a stomach feeding tube, and sitting on an
invalid toilet so they don't have to ever get up from their computer. Any
savvy person in computers could analyze just how much time any person here
actually spends on their computer. And some of them it's sickening.

They could not possibly own a boat unless it sits in the garage or out on
the vacant lot next to their property, as they would not have time to EVER
put it in the water. And if they did, they'd have themselves lashed to the
mainsail spouting their spew to the seagulls and passing boats.

So, people, I am making a concerted effort for this year to just stay OT,
except for a little jawboning about this and that. If everyone else would
do the same, the snr would go down considerably. I belong to some groups
where the snr is nil because people will just not respond. Remember, once
one person shuts up, a conversation is over. The trolls move on. Can you
imagine what would happen if the top three trolls posted here and got no
answers? DUH!

We all know where we're at politically, financially, and socially, as a
country. We don't have to convert people. Even Mother Theresa didn't
preach, just did the deed and went out and helped people. Some of the
people in here are abso-****ing-lutely crazy. I wouldn't want to live next
door to them, or work with them, or sit down with them to a family meal.
Yet we continuously get down on the floor and wrestle with them amongst
porcine feces.

So. Today, I'm going out and put my new in the box bilge pump on, see about
cutting out a couple of rollers and realigning them, installing a new one,
and tomorrow my friend is coming up from Vegas, and come snowstorm or sun,
we're going fishing. Shoot, if I do that, I won't have that much computer
time today. Hmmmmm which one should I do? Wait, wait .......... I know
the answer to this one.

I took a look at how much time I was spending on worthless people here on
the computer, and my mathematically genius brain instantly told me that if I
had applied that time elsewhere, I could have hand built a trimaran nearly
to completion in the last year alone.

It isn't going to happen this year.

You're going to do what you're going to do. And it doesn't have to be what
I say or suggest.

Just saying my say, and I'm done.

Now, if this weather will just clear up.

Steve


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Steve B wrote:
I firmly believe that a lot of people here should take their computers
IMMEDIATELY NOW THIS AFTER NOON TODAY to Good Will.

They don't have the sense to operate them.

The computers come with arrows. They come with filters. Software filters
are available that are as easy to put on and use as a postage stamp. Every
one I have seen has BLOCK SENDER. Threads and people are easy to mark and
monitor and eliminate completely. RTFM, people.

KILL THE TROLLS AND STOP THE OT BULL****.

And it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see SUBJECT: FEMALE SHEEP
SEDUCTION TECHNIQUES, and have a reasonable guess about what the post
contains. Use the little arrow. Yeah, that one.


Well, discussion on that topic would be a step up for most of the
righties here...their sexual discussions concern the lube their smear on
their hand because even female sheep won't have anything to do with them.

BTW, you're supposed to post a list of everyone who has called you so
far today.
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Harry wrote:
Steve B wrote:
I firmly believe that a lot of people here should take their computers
IMMEDIATELY NOW THIS AFTER NOON TODAY to Good Will.

They don't have the sense to operate them.

The computers come with arrows. They come with filters. Software
filters are available that are as easy to put on and use as a postage
stamp. Every one I have seen has BLOCK SENDER. Threads and people
are easy to mark and monitor and eliminate completely. RTFM, people.

KILL THE TROLLS AND STOP THE OT BULL****.

And it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see SUBJECT: FEMALE SHEEP
SEDUCTION TECHNIQUES, and have a reasonable guess about what the post
contains. Use the little arrow. Yeah, that one.


Well, discussion on that topic would be a step up for most of the
righties here...their sexual discussions concern the lube their smear on
their hand because even female sheep won't have anything to do with them.

BTW, you're supposed to post a list of everyone who has called you so
far today.


By the way, did you notice that I did not include any snotty comments in
this post.
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On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:13:07 -0800, Steve B wrote:

I firmly believe that a lot of people here should take their computers
IMMEDIATELY NOW THIS AFTER NOON TODAY to Good Will.

They don't have the sense to operate them.

The computers come with arrows. They come with filters. Software filters
are available that are as easy to put on and use as a postage stamp. Every
one I have seen has BLOCK SENDER. Threads and people are easy to mark and
monitor and eliminate completely. RTFM, people.

KILL THE TROLLS AND STOP THE OT BULL****.

And it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see SUBJECT: FEMALE SHEEP
SEDUCTION TECHNIQUES, and have a reasonable guess about what the post
contains. Use the little arrow. Yeah, that one.

There are a lot of sorry pitiful people here. And that includes EVERY ONE
OF US ON ANY GIVEN DAY IF WE'RE FEELING BAD, OR UPSET, OR WHATEVER. But
some clowns have no life but to just sit for hours every day and talk about
the Bush conspiracy, and Palin, and on and on and on.

I picture them with an IV tube, a stomach feeding tube, and sitting on an
invalid toilet so they don't have to ever get up from their computer. Any
savvy person in computers could analyze just how much time any person here
actually spends on their computer. And some of them it's sickening.

They could not possibly own a boat unless it sits in the garage or out on
the vacant lot next to their property, as they would not have time to EVER
put it in the water. And if they did, they'd have themselves lashed to the
mainsail spouting their spew to the seagulls and passing boats.

So, people, I am making a concerted effort for this year to just stay OT,
except for a little jawboning about this and that. If everyone else would
do the same, the snr would go down considerably. I belong to some groups
where the snr is nil because people will just not respond. Remember, once
one person shuts up, a conversation is over. The trolls move on. Can you
imagine what would happen if the top three trolls posted here and got no
answers? DUH!

We all know where we're at politically, financially, and socially, as a
country. We don't have to convert people. Even Mother Theresa didn't
preach, just did the deed and went out and helped people. Some of the
people in here are abso-****ing-lutely crazy. I wouldn't want to live next
door to them, or work with them, or sit down with them to a family meal.
Yet we continuously get down on the floor and wrestle with them amongst
porcine feces.

So. Today, I'm going out and put my new in the box bilge pump on, see about
cutting out a couple of rollers and realigning them, installing a new one,
and tomorrow my friend is coming up from Vegas, and come snowstorm or sun,
we're going fishing. Shoot, if I do that, I won't have that much computer
time today. Hmmmmm which one should I do? Wait, wait .......... I know
the answer to this one.

I took a look at how much time I was spending on worthless people here on
the computer, and my mathematically genius brain instantly told me that if I
had applied that time elsewhere, I could have hand built a trimaran nearly
to completion in the last year alone.

It isn't going to happen this year.

You're going to do what you're going to do. And it doesn't have to be what
I say or suggest.

Just saying my say, and I'm done.

Now, if this weather will just clear up.

Steve




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O

Yawn.

You won't be missed and glad you're "done"!
BYE!


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On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:13:07 -0800, "Steve B"
wrote:

I firmly believe that a lot of people here should take their computers
IMMEDIATELY NOW THIS AFTER NOON TODAY to Good Will.

A little bit snipped...

Just saying my say, and I'm done.

Now, if this weather will just clear up.

Steve


Wow, that was something.

Anyway, after giving the Korean guy $45 to repair my boat cover, I put
it back on the boat.

While doing so, I noticed some more little holes in the cover. These
little holes were where some oil had sprayed on the cover when the oil
cap came off my lawnmower as I was going by the boat which was on the
trailer in the driveway. As it turns out, wherever there is an oil
spot, I can put my finger through the cover.

So, my lovely wife, when I told her this story, offered to buy me a
new cover for Christmas.

She ordered it yesterday. Yippee. I can't wait to get it.
--

John H


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On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:43:15 -0500, John H wrote:

On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:13:07 -0800, "Steve B"
wrote:

I firmly believe that a lot of people here should take their computers
IMMEDIATELY NOW THIS AFTER NOON TODAY to Good Will.

A little bit snipped...

Just saying my say, and I'm done.

Now, if this weather will just clear up.

Steve


Wow, that was something.

Anyway, after giving the Korean guy $45 to repair my boat cover, I put
it back on the boat.

While doing so, I noticed some more little holes in the cover. These
little holes were where some oil had sprayed on the cover when the oil
cap came off my lawnmower as I was going by the boat which was on the
trailer in the driveway. As it turns out, wherever there is an oil
spot, I can put my finger through the cover.

So, my lovely wife, when I told her this story, offered to buy me a
new cover for Christmas.

She ordered it yesterday. Yippee. I can't wait to get it.


She said she was going to do that when I talked to her on the phone this
morning.

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On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:12:09 -0500, RLM wrote:

On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:43:15 -0500, John H wrote:

On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:13:07 -0800, "Steve B"
wrote:

I firmly believe that a lot of people here should take their computers
IMMEDIATELY NOW THIS AFTER NOON TODAY to Good Will.

A little bit snipped...

Just saying my say, and I'm done.

Now, if this weather will just clear up.

Steve


Wow, that was something.

Anyway, after giving the Korean guy $45 to repair my boat cover, I put
it back on the boat.

While doing so, I noticed some more little holes in the cover. These
little holes were where some oil had sprayed on the cover when the oil
cap came off my lawnmower as I was going by the boat which was on the
trailer in the driveway. As it turns out, wherever there is an oil
spot, I can put my finger through the cover.

So, my lovely wife, when I told her this story, offered to buy me a
new cover for Christmas.

She ordered it yesterday. Yippee. I can't wait to get it.


She said she was going to do that when I talked to her on the phone this
morning.


Great high jack on the thread. I knew you had it in you to get even!


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On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:12:09 -0500, RLM wrote:

On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:43:15 -0500, John H wrote:

On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:13:07 -0800, "Steve B"
wrote:

I firmly believe that a lot of people here should take their computers
IMMEDIATELY NOW THIS AFTER NOON TODAY to Good Will.

A little bit snipped...

Just saying my say, and I'm done.

Now, if this weather will just clear up.

Steve


Wow, that was something.

Anyway, after giving the Korean guy $45 to repair my boat cover, I put
it back on the boat.

While doing so, I noticed some more little holes in the cover. These
little holes were where some oil had sprayed on the cover when the oil
cap came off my lawnmower as I was going by the boat which was on the
trailer in the driveway. As it turns out, wherever there is an oil
spot, I can put my finger through the cover.

So, my lovely wife, when I told her this story, offered to buy me a
new cover for Christmas.

She ordered it yesterday. Yippee. I can't wait to get it.


She said she was going to do that when I talked to her on the phone this
morning.


Wow. I had a real hard time getting her on the phone!
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On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:52:26 -0500, John H wrote:

On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:12:09 -0500, RLM wrote:

On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:43:15 -0500, John H wrote:

On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:13:07 -0800, "Steve B"
wrote:

I firmly believe that a lot of people here should take their computers
IMMEDIATELY NOW THIS AFTER NOON TODAY to Good Will.

A little bit snipped...

Just saying my say, and I'm done.

Now, if this weather will just clear up.

Steve


Wow, that was something.

Anyway, after giving the Korean guy $45 to repair my boat cover, I put
it back on the boat.

While doing so, I noticed some more little holes in the cover. These
little holes were where some oil had sprayed on the cover when the oil
cap came off my lawnmower as I was going by the boat which was on the
trailer in the driveway. As it turns out, wherever there is an oil
spot, I can put my finger through the cover.

So, my lovely wife, when I told her this story, offered to buy me a
new cover for Christmas.

She ordered it yesterday. Yippee. I can't wait to get it.


She said she was going to do that when I talked to her on the phone this
morning.


Wow. I had a real hard time getting her on the phone!



It was posibly busy at the time.

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Yawn.

You won't be missed and glad you're "done"!
BYE!


Yipee. Where am I going?

Steve


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