Okay, this ID spoofing has gone too far. I realize it is all my fault
because of my narcissism. Therefore, if this will stop, I am willing to
quit lying about everything that I own, everything that I do or do not
do, and I'll even quit lying about my wife's degrees. So, no, I do not
own a 36' Zimmerman like lobsta' boat. I don't have a degree from Yale.
My wife doesn't have two doctorate degrees (she's a social worker). I've
never sailed around the horn. My father never owned the largest marina
in the northeast. He never ran a runabout across the Atlantic, to wit he
never received a fire boat welcome in New York. I've never rounded the
horn (let alone twice!). I've never been in command of a large vessel
hundreds of miles from land.

Now, I may have forgotten some, because I've told so many lies here. If
any of you remember any of my other tall tales, please let me know, and
I'll make amends for those, also.