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The Frog and Golf

A man goes out golfing.

He is on the second hole when
He notices a frog sitting next to
the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when
he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the club
Away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!

He hits it 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked. He says to the frog,
"Wow that's amazing.

You must be a lucky frog, he?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with
him to the next hole.

"What do you think frog?" the man asks.

"Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!

Hole in one.

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what
to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed
The best game of golf in his life and asks
the frog, "OK where to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."

" They go toLas Vegasand the guy says,
"OK frog, now what?"

The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."

Upon approaching the roulette table,
The man asks, "What do you think I
Should bet?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win,
but after the golf game the man figures
what the heck.

Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across
the table.



The man takes his winnings and buys the
best room in the hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, "Frog,
I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am
forever grateful."

The frog replies,

"Ribbit Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since after all the
frog did for him, he deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a
Gorgeous girl.


"And thatis how the girl ended up in
My room, Elin. So help me God or my
name is not Tiger Woods."

--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.
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The Frog and Golf

A man goes out golfing.

snip... --
John H



Johnny...don't quit your day activities, whatever they are.
Humour is not your forte.


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Don White wrote:
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The Frog and Golf

A man goes out golfing.

snip... --
John H



Johnny...don't quit your day activities, whatever they are.
Humour is not your forte.



What is your forte? Obviously humor and raising a son who can be a
productive member of society isn't.

Why don't you tell us again about the story where Canada is doing so
much good around the world.
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