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mmc August 21st 10 03:46 PM

French
 

"YukonBound" wrote in message
...


"Secular Humanist" wrote in message
m...
...doors...

http://tinyurl.com/2ecnx3g


Installed! Whew!

Still have to paint trim, install screen doors.

Took just a tiny shim on one side to level left to right. Concrete floor
was perfectly flat. Built-in locks lined up perfectly, as did the
deadbolt.


looks great.
Now, if any wacko doper shows up at your door, you'll have plenty of time
to plan their speedy withdrawal.

You guys must be members of the "internet badass club".



Secular Humanist August 21st 10 03:54 PM

French
 
On 8/21/10 9:46 AM, mmc wrote:
wrote in message
...


"Secular wrote in message
m...
...doors...

http://tinyurl.com/2ecnx3g





Installed! Whew!

Still have to paint trim, install screen doors.

Took just a tiny shim on one side to level left to right. Concrete floor
was perfectly flat. Built-in locks lined up perfectly, as did the
deadbolt.


looks great.
Now, if any wacko doper shows up at your door, you'll have plenty of time
to plan their speedy withdrawal.

You guys must be members of the "internet badass club".



Two of the little ****s who post here have threatened to show up at my
door to "teach me a lesson," or some such nonsense.

I've told both of them that if either shows up and attempts to break in
and gets one foot across the threshold, my assumption will be they are
committing a home invasion, and they'll be leaving in a body bag.

Is there a bag limit on short guys with long greasy hair?


Harry ? August 21st 10 03:56 PM

French
 
"Harry " wrote in message
...
On 8/20/10 9:02 PM, Larry wrote:
Secular Humanist wrote:
....doors...

http://tinyurl.com/2ecnx3g


Installed! Whew!

Still have to paint trim, install screen doors.

Took just a tiny shim on one side to level left to right. Concrete
floor was perfectly flat. Built-in locks lined up perfectly, as did
the deadbolt.

How narcissistic of you! What a tiny yard, too.


No I do not, while most of my property is left natural, I have over 25,000
sq. ft of lawn. I ended up buying a used tractor from an
Amish man who helped rebuild my barn.

--
I'm the real Harry, and I post from a Mac, as virtually everyone knows. If
a post is attributed to me, and it isn't from a Mac, it's from an ID
spoofer who hasn't the balls to post with his own ID.



You must be quite the magician to fit all of that on a 30,000 sf house lot.

--
I'm the real Harry, and I post from a Mac, as virtually everyone knows.
If a post is attributed to me, and it isn't from a Mac, it's from an ID
spoofer who hasn't the balls to post with his own ID.


YukonBound August 21st 10 04:29 PM

French
 


"Secular Humanist" wrote in message
m...
On 8/21/10 9:46 AM, mmc wrote:
wrote in message
...


"Secular wrote in message
m...
...doors...

http://tinyurl.com/2ecnx3g





Installed! Whew!

Still have to paint trim, install screen doors.

Took just a tiny shim on one side to level left to right. Concrete
floor
was perfectly flat. Built-in locks lined up perfectly, as did the
deadbolt.


looks great.
Now, if any wacko doper shows up at your door, you'll have plenty of
time
to plan their speedy withdrawal.

You guys must be members of the "internet badass club".



Two of the little ****s who post here have threatened to show up at my
door to "teach me a lesson," or some such nonsense.

I've told both of them that if either shows up and attempts to break in
and gets one foot across the threshold, my assumption will be they are
committing a home invasion, and they'll be leaving in a body bag.

Is there a bag limit on short guys with long greasy hair?


Limit??
You could probably collect a bounty!


Larry[_28_] August 22nd 10 01:05 AM

French
 
Secular Humanist wrote:
On 8/21/10 9:46 AM, mmc wrote:
wrote in message
...


"Secular wrote in message
m...
...doors...

http://tinyurl.com/2ecnx3g





Installed! Whew!

Still have to paint trim, install screen doors.

Took just a tiny shim on one side to level left to right. Concrete
floor
was perfectly flat. Built-in locks lined up perfectly, as did the
deadbolt.


looks great.
Now, if any wacko doper shows up at your door, you'll have plenty of
time
to plan their speedy withdrawal.

You guys must be members of the "internet badass club".



Two of the little ****s who post here have threatened to show up at my
door to "teach me a lesson," or some such nonsense.

I've told both of them that if either shows up and attempts to break
in and gets one foot across the threshold, my assumption will be they
are committing a home invasion, and they'll be leaving in a body bag.

Is there a bag limit on short guys with long greasy hair?

Scary stuff! Unfortunately, you are a documented liar.

Larry[_28_] August 22nd 10 01:06 AM

French
 
YukonBound wrote:


"Secular Humanist" wrote in message
m...
On 8/21/10 9:46 AM, mmc wrote:
wrote in message
...


"Secular wrote in message
m...
...doors...

http://tinyurl.com/2ecnx3g





Installed! Whew!

Still have to paint trim, install screen doors.

Took just a tiny shim on one side to level left to right. Concrete
floor
was perfectly flat. Built-in locks lined up perfectly, as did the
deadbolt.


looks great.
Now, if any wacko doper shows up at your door, you'll have plenty
of time
to plan their speedy withdrawal.
You guys must be members of the "internet badass club".



Two of the little ****s who post here have threatened to show up at
my door to "teach me a lesson," or some such nonsense.

I've told both of them that if either shows up and attempts to break
in and gets one foot across the threshold, my assumption will be they
are committing a home invasion, and they'll be leaving in a body bag.

Is there a bag limit on short guys with long greasy hair?


Limit??
You could probably collect a bounty!

Probably...

Secular Humanist August 22nd 10 01:18 AM

French
 
On 8/21/10 7:05 PM, Larry wrote:
Secular Humanist wrote:
On 8/21/10 9:46 AM, mmc wrote:
wrote in message
...


"Secular wrote in message
m...
...doors...

http://tinyurl.com/2ecnx3g





Installed! Whew!

Still have to paint trim, install screen doors.

Took just a tiny shim on one side to level left to right. Concrete
floor
was perfectly flat. Built-in locks lined up perfectly, as did the
deadbolt.


looks great.
Now, if any wacko doper shows up at your door, you'll have plenty of
time
to plan their speedy withdrawal.
You guys must be members of the "internet badass club".



Two of the little ****s who post here have threatened to show up at my
door to "teach me a lesson," or some such nonsense.

I've told both of them that if either shows up and attempts to break
in and gets one foot across the threshold, my assumption will be they
are committing a home invasion, and they'll be leaving in a body bag.

Is there a bag limit on short guys with long greasy hair?

Scary stuff! Unfortunately, you are a documented liar.



So, Larry Freddie Bob Krueger, why don't you have kids? Dickless,
sterile, wife afraid of the outcome?

Larry[_28_] August 22nd 10 02:18 AM

French
 
Secular Humanist wrote:
On 8/21/10 7:05 PM, Larry wrote:
Secular Humanist wrote:
On 8/21/10 9:46 AM, mmc wrote:
wrote in message
...


"Secular wrote in message
m...
...doors...

http://tinyurl.com/2ecnx3g




Installed! Whew!

Still have to paint trim, install screen doors.

Took just a tiny shim on one side to level left to right. Concrete
floor
was perfectly flat. Built-in locks lined up perfectly, as did the
deadbolt.


looks great.
Now, if any wacko doper shows up at your door, you'll have plenty of
time
to plan their speedy withdrawal.
You guys must be members of the "internet badass club".



Two of the little ****s who post here have threatened to show up at my
door to "teach me a lesson," or some such nonsense.

I've told both of them that if either shows up and attempts to break
in and gets one foot across the threshold, my assumption will be they
are committing a home invasion, and they'll be leaving in a body bag.

Is there a bag limit on short guys with long greasy hair?

Scary stuff! Unfortunately, you are a documented liar.



So, Larry Freddie Bob Krueger, why don't you have kids? Dickless,
sterile, wife afraid of the outcome?

When did I say I didn't have children? Why would I advertise that
here? It's obvious you dig for every detail you can find despite the
fact that you are a proven liar.



Secular Humanist[_4_] August 23rd 10 03:19 PM

French
 
In article ,
says...

On 8/20/10 6:08 PM,
wrote:
On Fri, 20 Aug 2010 12:21:00 -0400, Secular
wrote:

...doors...

http://tinyurl.com/2ecnx3g


Installed! Whew!

Still have to paint trim, install screen doors.

Took just a tiny shim on one side to level left to right. Concrete floor
was perfectly flat. Built-in locks lined up perfectly, as did the deadbolt.



Looks good.



Hey, thanks. It was pretty scary for me... Getting the old door out was
much more difficult, involving j mold and a pneumatic cut-off saw and my
fear factor.


Hey, spoofer, tell us more about that alleged "perfectly level"
concrete....

Secular Humanist[_4_] August 23rd 10 03:20 PM

French
 
In article ,
says...

On 8/20/10 2:49 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"Secular Humanist" wrote in message
m...
On 8/20/10 1:32 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Secular Humanist" wrote in message
m...
...doors...

http://tinyurl.com/2ecnx3g


Installed! Whew!

Still have to paint trim, install screen doors.

Took just a tiny shim on one side to level left to right. Concrete
floor was perfectly flat. Built-in locks lined up perfectly, as did
the deadbolt.


Interesting... looks like they could have been wider? Or was there some
structural issue?




The 60" opening could have been made wider when the house was built. I
could have hired a good carpenter to make it wider during this latest
project, but the expense would have been substantial. Such a project
is way beyond my rudimentary carpentry skills.

The sliders were a problem, since the widest opening they would allow
was less than 30". But now, with these double opening doors, I can
pull both open at the same time.

Guess who sits on that little footstool... meow!


When I built a new cape Cod style house back in 1975/76 I installed 5'
wide sliding doors.
It was plenty wide to pass through.... but some of the fat assed dopers
might struggle a bit.


I try my best not to discuss Fat Asses, and I wish you wouldn't, it just
gets the dopers into a feeding frenzy talking about the photo I took at
del Coronado


Spoofer alert! That photo I took just showed my hand. It was swollen
from water weight gain. It was that time of the month.


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