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Noah's Ark

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do
something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be
done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the
cheetahs.

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow
waiting.




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Noah's Ark

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do
something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be
done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the
cheetahs.

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
professionals.

ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a
rainbow waiting.


TWELVE: God helps those who help themselves.


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Noah's Ark

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do
something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be
done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the
cheetahs.

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
professionals.

ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a
rainbow waiting.


TWELVE: God helps those who help themselves.



There you go. Splain that to the rest of the liberal pukes.

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I'm the real Harry, and I post from a Mac, as virtually everyone knows.
If a post is attributed to me, and it isn't from a Mac, it's from an ID
spoofer who hasn't the balls to post with his own ID.

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Noah's Ark

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do
something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be
done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with
the cheetahs.

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
professionals.

ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a
rainbow waiting.


TWELVE: God helps those who help themselves.



There you go. Splain that to the rest of the liberal pukes.


I don't have to. They're not generally caught up in praying for miracles or
claiming God told them to do something like the right-wing crazies.



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"Harry ?" wrote in message
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"Harry ?" wrote in message
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Noah's Ark

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do
something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to
be done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with
the cheetahs.

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
professionals.

ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a
rainbow waiting.

TWELVE: God helps those who help themselves.



There you go. Splain that to the rest of the liberal pukes.


I don't have to. They're not generally caught up in praying for miracles
or claiming God told them to do something like the right-wing crazies.




Congratulations. You let the assholes here turn you into anathiest.

--
I'm the real Harry, and I post from a Mac, as virtually everyone knows.
If a post is attributed to me, and it isn't from a Mac, it's from an ID
spoofer who hasn't the balls to post with his own ID.



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Noah's Ark

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do
something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to
be done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with
the cheetahs.

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
professionals.

ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a
rainbow waiting.

TWELVE: God helps those who help themselves.



There you go. Splain that to the rest of the liberal pukes.


I don't have to. They're not generally caught up in praying for miracles
or claiming God told them to do something like the right-wing crazies.




Congratulations. You let the assholes here turn you into anathiest.

--
I'm the real Harry, and I post from a Mac, as virtually everyone knows.
If a post is attributed to me, and it isn't from a Mac, it's from an ID
spoofer who hasn't the balls to post with his own ID.


Fortunately, you know very little about me.


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"Harry ?" wrote in message
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"Harry ?" wrote in message
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"Harry ?" wrote in message
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Noah's Ark

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do
something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to
be done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with
the cheetahs.

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
professionals.

ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a
rainbow waiting.

TWELVE: God helps those who help themselves.



There you go. Splain that to the rest of the liberal pukes.

I don't have to. They're not generally caught up in praying for miracles
or claiming God told them to do something like the right-wing crazies.




Congratulations. You let the assholes here turn you into anathiest.

--
I'm the real Harry, and I post from a Mac, as virtually everyone knows.
If a post is attributed to me, and it isn't from a Mac, it's from an ID
spoofer who hasn't the balls to post with his own ID.


Fortunately, you know very little about me.


The spoofers in here know precious little about anything!

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