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On 8/22/10 5:59 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of
her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead
car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the
basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their
eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR
chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that President
Obama should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media,
have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket
of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed
by vans from ABC, MSMBC and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then President Obama
got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends
out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans and Tea Party."

Taken by surprise, President Obama stammered, "But... but... yesterday,
you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open"


Yawn. Did you attend John Herring's Church of the Incredibly Stupid today?

Free Kittens
 

"Secular Humanist" wrote in message
...
On 8/22/10 5:59 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of
her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead
car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the
basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their
eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR
chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that President
Obama should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media,
have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket
of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed
by vans from ABC, MSMBC and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then President Obama
got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends
out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans and Tea Party."

Taken by surprise, President Obama stammered, "But... but... yesterday,
you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes
open"


Yawn. Did you attend John Herring's Church of the Incredibly Stupid today?

Do you think he's smart enough that they would let him in? Doubtful.

Free Kittens
 

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of
her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead
car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the
basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their
eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR
chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that President
Obama should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media,
have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket
of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed
by vans from ABC, MSMBC and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then President Obama
got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends
out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans and Tea Party."

Taken by surprise, President Obama stammered, "But... but... yesterday,
you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open"

--
Is government working for you, or are you working for the government?

Free Kittens
 

On 8/22/10 5:56 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Secular Humanist" wrote in message
...
On 8/22/10 5:59 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of
her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead
car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the
basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their
eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR
chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that President
Obama should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media,
have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket
of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed
by vans from ABC, MSMBC and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then President Obama
got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends
out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans and Tea Party."

Taken by surprise, President Obama stammered, "But... but... yesterday,
you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes
open"


Yawn. Did you attend John Herring's Church of the Incredibly Stupid
today?

Do you think he's smart enough that they would let him in? Doubtful.




Well, I suppose he could have been texted the parable.

Free Kittens
 

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...

"Secular Humanist" wrote in message
...
On 8/22/10 5:59 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of
her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead
car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the
basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their
eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR
chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that President
Obama should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media,
have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket
of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed
by vans from ABC, MSMBC and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then President Obama
got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends
out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans and Tea Party."

Taken by surprise, President Obama stammered, "But... but... yesterday,
you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes
open"


Yawn. Did you attend John Herring's Church of the Incredibly Stupid
today?

Do you think he's smart enough that they would let him in? Doubtful.



So charming and witty DE PLUME. How do you come up with all of this stuff?

Yeah, you'd be one who would support someone who thinks Pinochet did good in
Chile. Torture anyone recently?

You don't have the brains to guess.

You have mental problems. Get a life.

Oh, I get it... a smarmy ass just like you!

Hahahahaha...thanks!

You're a liar. You can't help but read what I post.

I don't have to guess that you're a moron.

Yeah, so Frank admitted me made a mistake and learned from it. What a
terrible thing.


Using my own quote over and over by you qualifies you as a small-minded
moron. It's the best you can do. I get it.

Like I said, you've got mental problems. Feel free to keep posting. I won't
be reading them.

Whatever you say spoofer/moron.

As usual, lying doesn't get you very far...

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epo...reid-1517.html

I really think you're beyond stupid.

Adolf created the VW.
I used to own one.
Therefore, I must be Adolf.

He has a small pee pee, apparently.

But, those strip clubs near GZ are ok with you. Oh and the "other" mosque
just four blocks away isn't ok either. They've only been there 40 years.
Keep on with your right-wing bs. It makes you look so smart!

More likely, you're a bit too much of a moron to fit in there.

Give us a break. You can't afford a rental spot for your single-wide.

Yeah, thanks Bush for making it really, really difficult for an intelligent,
forward looking guy.

Yeah, coming from a moron like you, that's telling us!

Never mind. You're just an idiot.

But you're not a voting man. You're a voting (maybe) idiot.

Hey! You're a moron.

You're illiterate.

Vacation was grand. I got lucky ;-). And Ill post more about this later.

Get your head out of your ass and start thinking for yourself!

Again you're a stupid little man. You must be very happy now!

Certainly you're uncertain about your own sexuality.

You're one sick puppy that's for sure. Feel free to keep posting about me if
it really turns you on little man.

You're the one who signed your stupid post with snerk. You're the imbecile
and jerk.

He's got to, absolutely MUST, read my posts. He probably saves them up and
has his own private fun

And, it's your obligation as class clown to continue to make a moron out of
yourself

Whooo... you sure told me off didn't you.

You're telling him the truth?? He can't handle the truth!

Wow... you posted a sailing related article! Why don't you call me a bitch
again... I'm sure you'll feel better.

Ah, the spoofer is back. You're not much of a man. Feel free to spoof me if
that makes you think you have a big dick.

Yes, you're a racist (and a liar).

heh... I don't think I've heard that reference to native americans in a long
time. I always thought they were mostly brownish.

Your brain is not working. Try again

Yes, you're a racist (and a liar).

Yep. You're a moron

So, you've decided that all 9/11 families are liberals? Hmmm.... that seems
unlikely.

Happy... wow, that's quite a misnomer. Keep defending racists and liars. It
makes you look so good!

You must be one of them. Sorry if that doesn't work for you in public

Ah, another guy who thinks calling a woman a bitch will enhance his
"stature." It won't. You still have a small pee pee.

I fry like an egg. Total pale face here. I don't get red... I go right to
blister. And, I'll tell you, it's really hard to surf and stay protected
from the sun. I even got blisters between my toes... sheesh.

I don't see any bleeding heart idea here... oh well, never mind.

Wow. He's more of a man that you!

You're in your little-man world where your tiny pee pee passes for something
bigger.

You should also notice that you're a racist moron, but you don't.

Talk to your spoofer buddies... the spoofer thinks that posting under other
people's names makes his pee pee bigger. It doesn't

No. You're just a moron with a small brain, small dick, and no morals.

You're a racist homophobe. You should be happy.

Sounds to me like you're a right-wing nut pretending you're objective.

I think it tickles something else.

I think you're a wingnut.

Whooo... so much anger. Don't pop something. Get a life racist!

I know a limp dick when I see it. Let me know when you get tired of me
slapping you up side the head.

You are a racist, ignorant asshole. And, I'm being polite.

You're a misogynistic moron, which is about par for the course from
right-wing lunatics.

Sorry moron, you are barely a talking head. It's a wonder you can breathe on
your own.

You're a moron. It's so simple.

We know for sure that you and dogbreath are morons.

I take back what I said about you being a moron or being stupid. You're a
nazi.

Trust you to be a moron

Free Kittens
 

On 8/22/10 8:07 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 8/22/2010 2:01 PM, Secular Humanist wrote:
On 8/22/10 5:59 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of
her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead
car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the
basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their
eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR
chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that President
Obama should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media,
have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket
of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed
by vans from ABC, MSMBC and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then President Obama
got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends
out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans and Tea Party."

Taken by surprise, President Obama stammered, "But... but... yesterday,
you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes
open"


Yawn. Did you attend John Herring's Church of the Incredibly Stupid
today?

Nothing worse than a blind stuck on democrat with no humor.




You want funny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ene75RM3w

Free Kittens
 

On 8/22/2010 2:01 PM, Secular Humanist wrote:
On 8/22/10 5:59 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of
her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead
car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the
basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their
eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR
chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that President
Obama should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media,
have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket
of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed
by vans from ABC, MSMBC and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then President Obama
got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends
out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans and Tea Party."

Taken by surprise, President Obama stammered, "But... but... yesterday,
you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes
open"


Yawn. Did you attend John Herring's Church of the Incredibly Stupid today?

Nothing worse than a blind stuck on democrat with no humor.
--
Is government working for you, or are you working for the government?

Free Kittens
 

"Harry ?" wrote in message
...
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...

"Secular Humanist" wrote in message
...
On 8/22/10 5:59 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front
of
her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead
car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the
basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their
eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his
PR
chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that President
Obama should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media,
have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her
basket
of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed
by vans from ABC, MSMBC and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then President Obama
got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends
out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans and Tea Party."

Taken by surprise, President Obama stammered, "But... but... yesterday,
you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes
open"


Yawn. Did you attend John Herring's Church of the Incredibly Stupid
today?

Do you think he's smart enough that they would let him in? Doubtful.



So charming and witty DE PLUME. How do you come up with all of this stuff?

Yeah, you'd be one who would support someone who thinks Pinochet did good
in Chile. Torture anyone recently?

You don't have the brains to guess.

You have mental problems. Get a life.

Oh, I get it... a smarmy ass just like you!

Hahahahaha...thanks!

You're a liar. You can't help but read what I post.

I don't have to guess that you're a moron.

Yeah, so Frank admitted me made a mistake and learned from it. What a
terrible thing.


Using my own quote over and over by you qualifies you as a small-minded
moron. It's the best you can do. I get it.

Like I said, you've got mental problems. Feel free to keep posting. I
won't
be reading them.

Whatever you say spoofer/moron.

As usual, lying doesn't get you very far...

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epo...reid-1517.html

I really think you're beyond stupid.

Adolf created the VW.
I used to own one.
Therefore, I must be Adolf.

He has a small pee pee, apparently.

But, those strip clubs near GZ are ok with you. Oh and the "other" mosque
just four blocks away isn't ok either. They've only been there 40 years.
Keep on with your right-wing bs. It makes you look so smart!

More likely, you're a bit too much of a moron to fit in there.

Give us a break. You can't afford a rental spot for your single-wide.

Yeah, thanks Bush for making it really, really difficult for an
intelligent, forward looking guy.

Yeah, coming from a moron like you, that's telling us!

Never mind. You're just an idiot.

But you're not a voting man. You're a voting (maybe) idiot.

Hey! You're a moron.

You're illiterate.

Vacation was grand. I got lucky ;-). And Ill post more about this later.

Get your head out of your ass and start thinking for yourself!

Again you're a stupid little man. You must be very happy now!

Certainly you're uncertain about your own sexuality.

You're one sick puppy that's for sure. Feel free to keep posting about me
if it really turns you on little man.

You're the one who signed your stupid post with snerk. You're the imbecile
and jerk.

He's got to, absolutely MUST, read my posts. He probably saves them up and
has his own private fun

And, it's your obligation as class clown to continue to make a moron out
of
yourself

Whooo... you sure told me off didn't you.

You're telling him the truth?? He can't handle the truth!

Wow... you posted a sailing related article! Why don't you call me a bitch
again... I'm sure you'll feel better.

Ah, the spoofer is back. You're not much of a man. Feel free to spoof me
if
that makes you think you have a big dick.

Yes, you're a racist (and a liar).

heh... I don't think I've heard that reference to native americans in a
long
time. I always thought they were mostly brownish.

Your brain is not working. Try again

Yes, you're a racist (and a liar).

Yep. You're a moron

So, you've decided that all 9/11 families are liberals? Hmmm.... that
seems
unlikely.

Happy... wow, that's quite a misnomer. Keep defending racists and liars.
It
makes you look so good!

You must be one of them. Sorry if that doesn't work for you in public

Ah, another guy who thinks calling a woman a bitch will enhance his
"stature." It won't. You still have a small pee pee.

I fry like an egg. Total pale face here. I don't get red... I go right to
blister. And, I'll tell you, it's really hard to surf and stay protected
from the sun. I even got blisters between my toes... sheesh.

I don't see any bleeding heart idea here... oh well, never mind.

Wow. He's more of a man that you!

You're in your little-man world where your tiny pee pee passes for
something
bigger.

You should also notice that you're a racist moron, but you don't.

Talk to your spoofer buddies... the spoofer thinks that posting under
other
people's names makes his pee pee bigger. It doesn't

No. You're just a moron with a small brain, small dick, and no morals.

You're a racist homophobe. You should be happy.

Sounds to me like you're a right-wing nut pretending you're objective.

I think it tickles something else.

I think you're a wingnut.

Whooo... so much anger. Don't pop something. Get a life racist!

I know a limp dick when I see it. Let me know when you get tired of me
slapping you up side the head.

You are a racist, ignorant asshole. And, I'm being polite.

You're a misogynistic moron, which is about par for the course from
right-wing lunatics.

Sorry moron, you are barely a talking head. It's a wonder you can breathe
on
your own.

You're a moron. It's so simple.

We know for sure that you and dogbreath are morons.

I take back what I said about you being a moron or being stupid. You're a
nazi.

Trust you to be a moron

Whooo.... you sure are angry! Too bad. Don't like what I write? Too Bad.
Want me to go away? Too bad!

Free Kittens
 

"Secular Humanist" wrote in message
m...
On 8/22/10 8:07 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 8/22/2010 2:01 PM, Secular Humanist wrote:
On 8/22/10 5:59 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front
of
her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead
car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the
basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their
eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his
PR
chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that President
Obama should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media,
have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her
basket
of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed
by vans from ABC, MSMBC and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then President Obama
got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends
out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans and Tea Party."

Taken by surprise, President Obama stammered, "But... but... yesterday,
you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes
open"


Yawn. Did you attend John Herring's Church of the Incredibly Stupid
today?

Nothing worse than a blind stuck on democrat with no humor.




You want funny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ene75RM3w

Nope. Not compared to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1s4fj-5zlk

Free Kittens
 

On 8/23/10 12:00 AM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Secular Humanist" wrote in message
m...
On 8/22/10 8:07 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 8/22/2010 2:01 PM, Secular Humanist wrote:
On 8/22/10 5:59 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in
front of
her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the
lead
car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the
basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young,
their
eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called
his PR
chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that President
Obama should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media,
have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her
basket
of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time
followed
by vans from ABC, MSMBC and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then President Obama
got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends
out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans and Tea Party."

Taken by surprise, President Obama stammered, "But... but...
yesterday,
you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes
open"


Yawn. Did you attend John Herring's Church of the Incredibly Stupid
today?

Nothing worse than a blind stuck on democrat with no humor.




You want funny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ene75RM3w

Nope. Not compared to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1s4fj-5zlk




Ahh, yes...forgot about that gem. One can only wonder about Beck's true
fans...can they be as wigged out as they must be to think he deals in
reality? Wait...John Herring used to pimp Beck's shows here...