The Queen's Riddle...

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me
are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in
here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and
father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president the same
question.

"Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one..."

He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an
answer.

Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's
shoes in the next stall.

Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me? Your mother and
father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's
Colin Powell!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
"No! you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON D.C. !!

--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

On 8/30/10 1:52 PM, John H wrote:

The Queen's Riddle...


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On 8/30/10 1:52 PM, John H wrote:

The Queen's Riddle...


Thought you were going to be trolling down the interstate with your
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The Queen's Riddle...

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me
are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in
here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and
father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president the same
question.

"Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one..."

He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an
answer.

Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's
shoes in the next stall.

Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me? Your mother and
father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's
Colin Powell!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
"No! you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON D.C. !!

--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

That's precisely what's going on inside your head.

On Aug 30, 1:52*pm, John H wrote:
The Queen's Riddle...

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
government? *Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me
are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you *just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in
here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and
father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president the same
question.

"Joe, answer this for me. *Your mother and your father have a child. *
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. *Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. *"Let me get back to you on that one..."

He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an
answer.

Finally, he ended up *in the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's
shoes in the next stall.

Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me? *Your mother and
father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. *Who is it?"

Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" *Then, he went back to speak with Obama.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. *It's
Colin Powell!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
"No! you idiot! *It's Tony Blair!"

AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON D.C. !!

--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

Why not run for governor, Herring, and see just how stupid and
UNpopular you are. I'm sure there'd be another assassination in
Virginia.