This could have been written by Sarah Palin!

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas Season. A recent joint
study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of
Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol
related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who
just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and ****
like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They
cause three times as many accidents.

On Dec 19, 7:48*pm, wrote:
This could have been written by Sarah Palin!

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas Season. A recent joint
study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of
Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol
related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who
just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and ****
like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They
cause three times as many accidents.

So using your mode of logic, the majority of driving accidents are
caused by Sarah Pahlin.

On Dec 19, 8:59*pm, Gene wrote:
On Sun, 19 Dec 2010 17:56:06 -0800 (PST), TopBassDog

wrote:
On Dec 19, 7:48 pm, wrote:
This could have been written by Sarah Palin!

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas Season. A recent joint
study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of
Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol
related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who
just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and ****
like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They
cause three times as many accidents.

So using your mode of logic, the majority of driving accidents are
caused by Sarah Pahlin.

Makes sense to me..... obviously, drinking milk causes alcoholism,
since virtually 100% of alcoholics began their out of control drinking
with milk......

--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
*-Thomas Sowell

Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.

Homepage
*http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm

Fort Agent 6.00 Build 1186

Yeah, Gene... LOL! like breathing causes death. babies take their
first breath and maybe years later take their laast.

On Dec 19, 10:04*pm, Gene wrote:
On Sun, 19 Dec 2010 19:15:44 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:



On Dec 19, 8:59 pm, Gene wrote:
On Sun, 19 Dec 2010 17:56:06 -0800 (PST), TopBassDog

wrote:
On Dec 19, 7:48 pm, wrote:
This could have been written by Sarah Palin!

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas Season. A recent joint
study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of
Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol
related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who
just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and ****
like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They
cause three times as many accidents.

So using your mode of logic, the majority of driving accidents are
caused by Sarah Pahlin.

Makes sense to me..... obviously, drinking milk causes alcoholism,
since virtually 100% of alcoholics began their out of control drinking
with milk......

--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
-Thomas Sowell

Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.

Homepage
http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm

Fort Agent 6.00 Build 1186

Yeah, Gene... LOL! *like breathing causes death. babies take their
first breath and maybe years later take their laast.

That's IT! * I KNEW I could convince somebody of the logic in
this.....!

--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
*-Thomas Sowell

Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.

Homepage
*http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm

Fort Agent 6.00 Build 1186

LOL!!!!

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says...

On Sun, 19 Dec 2010 17:56:06 -0800 (PST), TopBassDog
wrote:

On Dec 19, 7:48*pm, wrote:
This could have been written by Sarah Palin!

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas Season. A recent joint
study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of
Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol
related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who
just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and ****
like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They
cause three times as many accidents.

So using your mode of logic, the majority of driving accidents are
caused by Sarah Pahlin.

Makes sense to me..... obviously, drinking milk causes alcoholism,
since virtually 100% of alcoholics began their out of control drinking
with milk......

I think we've found the gateway beverage.