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Krause stiffly marches into the commissars office and stands stiffly
giving the required party greeting: Krause: HOPE The commissar stands quickly lifting his chin and staring imperiously into the distance in his best impersonation of THE ONE and gives the party reply. Comm.: and CHANGE Commisar: Now comrade Krause, to what do I owe the honor of a visit from you? Heh, but first, let me tell you, that pogrom of yours to eliminate intellectuals is going very well. Totally untrustworthy they are, always with the ideas of their own. Our party requires OBEDIANCE, not ideas. Krause: Comrade, my rations have been cut and……. Commissar: Comrade Krause, there has been no cutting of rations of but we have had Kinetic Less than Unitary Increases. Furthermore, YOU of all people should understand the necessity of fighting any tendency of backsliding toward capitalism. Once we started rounding up these traitorious capitalist intellectuals, we have had less than unity multiples of ration increases and we think there is a capitalist plot to sabotage food production. Even with the executions of those who do not meet minimum quotas, we still cannot inspire the farmers to produce more. They claim they don’t have enough fuel, the traitors. Krause: ….and I think I am being followed…….. Commissar: Ahhh Comrade, we have to take every step to root out capitalist tendencies and nobody AND I MEAN NOBODY is above suspicion, even YOU Comrade Krause. Krause: Me………what? The commissar moves papers around in a file with a malevolent sneer. Commissar: Yes, COMRADE (said with a mocking sneer), allegations that YOU attended that bastion of capitalist training, YALE. We found no records of you there but YOU have friends who could have purged them and there are these “rumors” from certain places on the internet. Krause: No, sir, it was just a joke and I have been faithful since even before the War with Libya. Commissar: AHA, capitalist swine, We have never been at war with Libya but have ALWAYS been at war with the vile jews in Israel. Your own capitalist tendencies finally come out. Of course, we also have the rumors of your yacht you capitalist vermin. Krause cringes. Krause: Sir, I have no yacht, it’s only a bass boat really blue collar. Commissar: Right Krausie, I quote, “A Parker, like a lobster boat”……..A fancy yacht on which you eat lobster with the rest of the degenerate capitalists eh? The commissar reaches under the lip of his desk and pushes a button and two uniformed thugs march in and grab Krause’s arms. Krause: Sir……….NO………. The Commissar brushes off his hands and shoulders as if something nasty was on him and addresses the two guards. Commissar: Don’t waste a bullet on him, march him off the end of the dock as he likes “fishing”. |
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Frogwatch wrote:
Krause stiffly marches into the commissars office and stands stiffly giving the required party greeting: Krause: HOPE Wow...an obsessed, bat**** crazy teahadist birther. |
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On Apr 19, 8:14*pm, Harryk wrote:
Frogwatch wrote: Krause stiffly marches into the commissars office and stands stiffly giving the required party greeting: Krause: *HOPE Wow...an obsessed, bat**** crazy teahadist birther. Hey, scratchin my ass gave me inspiration. |
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On 19/04/2011 5:43 PM, Frogwatch wrote:
Krause stiffly marches into the commissars office and stands stiffly giving the required party greeting: Krause: HOPE The commissar stands quickly lifting his chin and staring imperiously into the distance in his best impersonation of THE ONE and gives the party reply. Comm.: and CHANGE Commisar: Now comrade Krause, to what do I owe the honor of a visit from you? Heh, but first, let me tell you, that pogrom of yours to eliminate intellectuals is going very well. Totally untrustworthy they are, always with the ideas of their own. Our party requires OBEDIANCE, not ideas. Krause: Comrade, my rations have been cut and……. Commissar: Comrade Krause, there has been no cutting of rations of but we have had Kinetic Less than Unitary Increases. Furthermore, YOU of all people should understand the necessity of fighting any tendency of backsliding toward capitalism. Once we started rounding up these traitorious capitalist intellectuals, we have had less than unity multiples of ration increases and we think there is a capitalist plot to sabotage food production. Even with the executions of those who do not meet minimum quotas, we still cannot inspire the farmers to produce more. They claim they don’t have enough fuel, the traitors. Krause: ….and I think I am being followed…….. Commissar: Ahhh Comrade, we have to take every step to root out capitalist tendencies and nobody AND I MEAN NOBODY is above suspicion, even YOU Comrade Krause. Krause: Me………what? The commissar moves papers around in a file with a malevolent sneer. Commissar: Yes, COMRADE (said with a mocking sneer), allegations that YOU attended that bastion of capitalist training, YALE. We found no records of you there but YOU have friends who could have purged them and there are these “rumors” from certain places on the internet. Krause: No, sir, it was just a joke and I have been faithful since even before the War with Libya. Commissar: AHA, capitalist swine, We have never been at war with Libya but have ALWAYS been at war with the vile jews in Israel. Your own capitalist tendencies finally come out. Of course, we also have the rumors of your yacht you capitalist vermin. Krause cringes. Krause: Sir, I have no yacht, it’s only a bass boat really blue collar. Commissar: Right Krausie, I quote, “A Parker, like a lobster boat”……..A fancy yacht on which you eat lobster with the rest of the degenerate capitalists eh? The commissar reaches under the lip of his desk and pushes a button and two uniformed thugs march in and grab Krause’s arms. Krause: Sir……….NO………. The Commissar brushes off his hands and shoulders as if something nasty was on him and addresses the two guards. Commissar: Don’t waste a bullet on him, march him off the end of the dock as he likes “fishing”. You might be giving harryk more credit than is due. I find it hard to believe he can fish for his zipper. -- I can assure you that the road to prosperity is not paved with fleabagger debt. |
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On Apr 19, 7:43*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
Krause stiffly marches into the commissars office and stands stiffly giving the required party greeting: Krause: *HOPE The commissar stands quickly lifting his chin and staring imperiously into the distance in his best impersonation of THE ONE and gives the party reply. Comm.: *and CHANGE Commisar: *Now comrade Krause, to what do I owe the honor of a visit from you? *Heh, but first, let me tell you, that pogrom of yours to eliminate intellectuals is going very well. *Totally untrustworthy they are, always with the ideas of their own. *Our party requires OBEDIANCE, not ideas. Krause: *Comrade, my rations have been cut and……. Commissar: *Comrade Krause, there has been no cutting of rations of but we have had Kinetic Less than Unitary Increases. *Furthermore, YOU of all people should understand the necessity of fighting any tendency of backsliding toward capitalism. *Once we started rounding up these traitorious capitalist intellectuals, we have had less than unity multiples of ration increases and we think there is a capitalist plot to sabotage food production. *Even with the executions of those who do not meet minimum quotas, we still cannot inspire the farmers to produce more. *They claim they don’t have enough fuel, the traitors. Krause: *….and I think I am being followed…….. Commissar: *Ahhh Comrade, we have to take every step to root out capitalist tendencies and nobody AND I MEAN NOBODY is above suspicion, even YOU Comrade Krause. Krause: *Me………what? The commissar moves papers around in a file with a malevolent sneer. Commissar: *Yes, COMRADE (said with a mocking sneer), allegations that YOU attended that bastion of capitalist training, YALE. *We found no records of you there but YOU have friends who could have purged them and there are these “rumors” from certain places on the internet. Krause: *No, sir, it was just a joke and I have been faithful since even before the War with Libya. Commissar: *AHA, capitalist swine, We have never been at war with Libya but have ALWAYS been at war with the vile jews in Israel. Your own capitalist tendencies finally come out. *Of course, we also have the rumors of your yacht you capitalist vermin. Krause cringes. Krause: *Sir, I have no yacht, it’s only a bass boat really blue collar. Commissar: *Right Krausie, I quote, “A Parker, like a lobster boat”……..A fancy yacht on which you eat lobster with the rest of the degenerate capitalists eh? The commissar reaches under the lip of his desk and pushes a button and two uniformed thugs march in and grab Krause’s arms. Krause: *Sir……….NO………. The Commissar brushes off his hands and shoulders as if something nasty was on him and addresses the two guards. Commissar: *Don’t waste a bullet on him, march him off the end of the dock as he likes “fishing”. Took a long time to write nothing but ****....hmmmm. You need help. |
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On Apr 20, 1:50*am, "*e#c" wrote:
On Apr 19, 7:43*pm, Frogwatch wrote: Krause stiffly marches into the commissars office and stands stiffly giving the required party greeting: Krause: *HOPE The commissar stands quickly lifting his chin and staring imperiously into the distance in his best impersonation of THE ONE and gives the party reply. Comm.: *and CHANGE Commisar: *Now comrade Krause, to what do I owe the honor of a visit from you? *Heh, but first, let me tell you, that pogrom of yours to eliminate intellectuals is going very well. *Totally untrustworthy they are, always with the ideas of their own. *Our party requires OBEDIANCE, not ideas. Krause: *Comrade, my rations have been cut and……. Commissar: *Comrade Krause, there has been no cutting of rations of but we have had Kinetic Less than Unitary Increases. *Furthermore, YOU of all people should understand the necessity of fighting any tendency of backsliding toward capitalism. *Once we started rounding up these traitorious capitalist intellectuals, we have had less than unity multiples of ration increases and we think there is a capitalist plot to sabotage food production. *Even with the executions of those who do not meet minimum quotas, we still cannot inspire the farmers to produce more. *They claim they don’t have enough fuel, the traitors.. Krause: *….and I think I am being followed…….. Commissar: *Ahhh Comrade, we have to take every step to root out capitalist tendencies and nobody AND I MEAN NOBODY is above suspicion, even YOU Comrade Krause. Krause: *Me………what? The commissar moves papers around in a file with a malevolent sneer. Commissar: *Yes, COMRADE (said with a mocking sneer), allegations that YOU attended that bastion of capitalist training, YALE. *We found no records of you there but YOU have friends who could have purged them and there are these “rumors” from certain places on the internet. Krause: *No, sir, it was just a joke and I have been faithful since even before the War with Libya. Commissar: *AHA, capitalist swine, We have never been at war with Libya but have ALWAYS been at war with the vile jews in Israel. Your own capitalist tendencies finally come out. *Of course, we also have the rumors of your yacht you capitalist vermin. Krause cringes. Krause: *Sir, I have no yacht, it’s only a bass boat really blue collar. Commissar: *Right Krausie, I quote, “A Parker, like a lobster boat”……..A fancy yacht on which you eat lobster with the rest of the degenerate capitalists eh? The commissar reaches under the lip of his desk and pushes a button and two uniformed thugs march in and grab Krause’s arms. Krause: *Sir……….NO………. The Commissar brushes off his hands and shoulders as if something nasty was on him and addresses the two guards. Commissar: *Don’t waste a bullet on him, march him off the end of the dock as he likes “fishing”. Took a long time to write nothing but ****....hmmmm. You need help. Took me about 2 minutes to pull that outta my ass. Worth it for Harry. |
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Frogwatch wrote:
On Apr 20, 1:50 am, wrote: On Apr 19, 7:43 pm, wrote: Took a long time to write nothing but ****....hmmmm. You need help. Took me about 2 minutes to pull that outta my ass. Worth it for Harry. Well, that ends the speculation over where your brains are. |
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On Apr 20, 10:25*am, A_boaterer wrote:
In article , says... Frogwatch wrote: On Apr 20, 1:50 am, *wrote: On Apr 19, 7:43 pm, *wrote: Took a long time to write nothing but ****....hmmmm. You need help. Took me about 2 minutes to pull that outta my ass. *Worth it for Harry. Well, that ends the speculation over where your brains are. At least he has some. That took no brains and was an appropriate use of a resource. |
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