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On Fri, 08 Jul 2011 19:20:17 -0400, Harryk
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On 7/8/11 7:17 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 8, 12:49 pm, wrote:
On Fri, 08 Jul 2011 07:47:13 -0400,
wrote:





On 7/7/11 7:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 7, 12:28 pm, John wrote:
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper& give them away

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. Dogs never tell you you're spending too much time boating and fishing - they want to go along!

And last, but not least:

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

This kind of **** post is exactly what is NOT pertaining to Boats, or
Boating. But Herring, the Racist of rec boats...cant help his limited
intelligence from seeping out...again.

Herring frequently posts anecdotes that directly or indirectly smack
down women. He's obviously not happy in his marriage.

Obviously. He pines for the days when he actually slept with a dog. He
can still remember the flea bites.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


That was in Vietnam....the dog WAS his Wife...in every way.


Actually, I've met Herring's wife. She's everything he isn't: polite,
friendly, no chip on her shoulder, no overcompensating...


Not sure who you're replying to, as I didn't write the last line above
yours.

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Harryk wrote:
On 7/7/11 7:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 7, 12:28 pm, John wrote:
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours
a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would
you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper& give
them away

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling
you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They
just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. Dogs never tell you you're spending too much time boating and
fishing - they want to go along!

And last, but not least:

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it
and see who's happy to see you.


This kind of **** post is exactly what is NOT pertaining to Boats, or
Boating. But Herring, the Racist of rec boats...cant help his limited
intelligence from seeping out...again.



Herring frequently posts anecdotes that directly or indirectly smack
down women. He's obviously not happy in his marriage.

That made it "obvious"? You are pathetic. Your "wife" won't even take
your last name, asshole.
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Harryk wrote:
On 7/8/11 7:17 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 8, 12:49 pm, wrote:
On Fri, 08 Jul 2011 07:47:13 -0400,
wrote:





On 7/7/11 7:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 7, 12:28 pm, John wrote:
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your
point across

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24
hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died,
would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper&
give them away

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without
calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad.
They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. Dogs never tell you you're spending too much time boating
and fishing - they want to go along!

And last, but not least:

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open
it and see who's happy to see you.

This kind of **** post is exactly what is NOT pertaining to Boats, or
Boating. But Herring, the Racist of rec boats...cant help his limited
intelligence from seeping out...again.

Herring frequently posts anecdotes that directly or indirectly smack
down women. He's obviously not happy in his marriage.

Obviously. He pines for the days when he actually slept with a dog. He
can still remember the flea bites.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


That was in Vietnam....the dog WAS his Wife...in every way.


Actually, I've met Herring's wife. She's everything he isn't: polite,
friendly, no chip on her shoulder, no overcompensating...

You do know you are replying to an asshole, right?
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On Jul 8, 7:20*pm, Harryk wrote:
On 7/8/11 7:17 PM, *e#c wrote:





On Jul 8, 12:49 pm, wrote:
On Fri, 08 Jul 2011 07:47:13 -0400,
wrote:


On 7/7/11 7:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 7, 12:28 pm, John * *wrote:
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:


* *1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


* *2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.


* *3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


* *4. A dog's parents never visit.


* *5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across


* *6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.


* *7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.


* *8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.


* *9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"


* *10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper& * *give them away


* *11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.


* *12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.


* *13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.


* *14. Dogs never tell you you're spending too much time boating and fishing - they want to go along!


And last, but not least:


* *15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.


This kind of **** post is exactly what is NOT pertaining to Boats, or
Boating. But Herring, the Racist of rec boats...cant help his limited
intelligence from seeping out...again.


Herring frequently posts anecdotes that directly or indirectly smack
down women. He's obviously not happy in his marriage.


Obviously. He pines for the days when he actually slept with a dog. He
can still remember the flea bites.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


That was in Vietnam....the dog WAS his Wife...in every way.


Actually, I've met Herring's wife. She's everything he isn't: polite,
friendly, no chip on her shoulder, no overcompensating...

--
Want to discuss recreational boating and fishing in a forum where
personal insults are not allowed?

http://groups.google.com/group/rec-boating-fishing- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You know, if I saw Herring dragging along on a Tube behind his Boat, I
mow the **** down with mine.
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In article ,
says...

On 7/8/11 7:17 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 8, 12:49 pm, wrote:
On Fri, 08 Jul 2011 07:47:13 -0400,
wrote:





On 7/7/11 7:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 7, 12:28 pm, John wrote:
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper& give them away

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. Dogs never tell you you're spending too much time boating and fishing - they want to go along!

And last, but not least:

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

This kind of **** post is exactly what is NOT pertaining to Boats, or
Boating. But Herring, the Racist of rec boats...cant help his limited
intelligence from seeping out...again.

Herring frequently posts anecdotes that directly or indirectly smack
down women. He's obviously not happy in his marriage.

Obviously. He pines for the days when he actually slept with a dog. He
can still remember the flea bites.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


That was in Vietnam....the dog WAS his Wife...in every way.


Actually, I've met Herring's wife. She's everything he isn't: polite,
friendly, no chip on her shoulder, no overcompensating...


Harry saying someone else is "overcompensating"!!!!! That's a keeper!!


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On 08/07/2011 10:49 AM, wrote:
On Fri, 08 Jul 2011 07:47:13 -0400,
wrote:

On 7/7/11 7:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 7, 12:28 pm, John wrote:
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper& give them away

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. Dogs never tell you you're spending too much time boating and fishing - they want to go along!

And last, but not least:

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

This kind of **** post is exactly what is NOT pertaining to Boats, or
Boating. But Herring, the Racist of rec boats...cant help his limited
intelligence from seeping out...again.



Herring frequently posts anecdotes that directly or indirectly smack
down women. He's obviously not happy in his marriage.


Obviously. He pines for the days when he actually slept with a dog. He
can still remember the flea bites.


Hey defumer, don't show that to your sugar daddy.
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And do it for your kids sake....and ignore the selfish fleabags...
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On 08/07/2011 5:20 PM, Harryk wrote:
On 7/8/11 7:17 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 8, 12:49 pm, wrote:
On Fri, 08 Jul 2011 07:47:13 -0400,
wrote:





On 7/7/11 7:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 7, 12:28 pm, John wrote:
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours
a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would
you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper& give them
away

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling
you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They
just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. Dogs never tell you you're spending too much time boating and
fishing - they want to go along!

And last, but not least:

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open
it and see who's happy to see you.

This kind of **** post is exactly what is NOT pertaining to Boats, or
Boating. But Herring, the Racist of rec boats...cant help his limited
intelligence from seeping out...again.

Herring frequently posts anecdotes that directly or indirectly smack
down women. He's obviously not happy in his marriage.

Obviously. He pines for the days when he actually slept with a dog. He
can still remember the flea bites.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


That was in Vietnam....the dog WAS his Wife...in every way.


Actually, I've met Herring's wife. She's everything he isn't: polite,
friendly, no chip on her shoulder, no overcompensating...


So you were hitting on another mans wife?
--
Now the real war is on Obama-debt, to save America's future.
And do it for your kids sake....and ignore the selfish fleabags...
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On 7/9/11 2:55 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 08/07/2011 5:20 PM, Harryk wrote:
On 7/8/11 7:17 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 8, 12:49 pm, wrote:
On Fri, 08 Jul 2011 07:47:13 -0400,
wrote:





On 7/7/11 7:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 7, 12:28 pm, John wrote:
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours
a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would
you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper& give them
away

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling
you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They
just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. Dogs never tell you you're spending too much time boating and
fishing - they want to go along!

And last, but not least:

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open
it and see who's happy to see you.

This kind of **** post is exactly what is NOT pertaining to Boats, or
Boating. But Herring, the Racist of rec boats...cant help his limited
intelligence from seeping out...again.

Herring frequently posts anecdotes that directly or indirectly smack
down women. He's obviously not happy in his marriage.

Obviously. He pines for the days when he actually slept with a dog. He
can still remember the flea bites.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

That was in Vietnam....the dog WAS his Wife...in every way.


Actually, I've met Herring's wife. She's everything he isn't: polite,
friendly, no chip on her shoulder, no overcompensating...


So you were hitting on another mans wife?


I'll bet that's how it is in your circle of jerks friends. Did your wife
leave you for a cucumber?

--
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personal insults are not allowed?

http://groups.google.com/group/rec-boating-fishing
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Harryk wrote:
On 7/9/11 2:55 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 08/07/2011 5:20 PM, Harryk wrote:
On 7/8/11 7:17 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 8, 12:49 pm, wrote:
On Fri, 08 Jul 2011 07:47:13 -0400,
wrote:





On 7/7/11 7:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 7, 12:28 pm, John wrote:
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours
a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would
you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper& give them
away

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling
you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They
just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. Dogs never tell you you're spending too much time boating and
fishing - they want to go along!

And last, but not least:

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open
it and see who's happy to see you.

This kind of **** post is exactly what is NOT pertaining to
Boats, or
Boating. But Herring, the Racist of rec boats...cant help his
limited
intelligence from seeping out...again.

Herring frequently posts anecdotes that directly or indirectly smack
down women. He's obviously not happy in his marriage.

Obviously. He pines for the days when he actually slept with a
dog. He
can still remember the flea bites.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

That was in Vietnam....the dog WAS his Wife...in every way.

Actually, I've met Herring's wife. She's everything he isn't: polite,
friendly, no chip on her shoulder, no overcompensating...


So you were hitting on another mans wife?


I'll bet that's how it is in your circle of jerks friends. Did your
wife leave you for a cucumber?

Golly, Harry, his wife shares his last name. What's your excuse? Is
Karen simply preparing for the future or is your marriage another lie?
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On 7/7/2011 12:28 PM, John H wrote:
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper& give them away

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. Dogs never tell you you're spending too much time boating and fishing - they want to go along!

And last, but not least:

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.







To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

Dog like wife better'n me. What to do.
He still is my best bud. If i could just train him to run thee boat
while i fish.
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