On Sat, 23 Jul 2011 11:22:31 -0400, Jay wrote:

On 7/23/2011 11:05 AM, Wayne B wrote:
On Sat, 23 Jul 2011 10:19:33 -0400, wrote:

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

We are moored just down the channel from the Edgartown Yacht Club at
Martha's Vineyard. They have a discrete little sign out front by the
water side which says "Yachts May Not Lie at This Dock".

Apparently truthful yachts are OK.


Have you seen any windmills off Hyannisport?
http://the-ranting-bartender.com/win...annisport.html

===============

As far as I know they have not yet started the actual installation of
towers and rotors. You can read all about the project he

http://www.capewind.org/

I've seen other wind farms and do not find them objectionable. The
environmental factors for project here have received a great deal of
scrutiny at all levels and no valid issues have been found.

What's not to like?

On 23/07/2011 9:28 AM, LilAbner wrote:
On 7/23/2011 11:17 AM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 23/07/2011 7:29 AM, Florida Jim wrote:
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly
Gates, he
Saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those
clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never
moved,
Indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
*
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'God has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling
fan.'*

Good one. If he needs a second fan he can aways use Bernanke.

Washington D C must have a continual cyclone

Agreed.
--
Obama, enslaving Americans with debt-tax slavery for a spending binge.
Doesn't even borrow real money, Bernanke just creates it like a
counterfeiter. .

On Sat, 23 Jul 2011 09:47:22 -0400, Harryk
wrote:

On 7/23/11 9:29 AM, Florida Jim wrote:
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he
Saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those
clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved,
Indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
*
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'God has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'*


Are you competing with Herring the Racist for the title of Champion
Poster of Lame Jokes?

Do you think it's much of a competition?

On Sat, 23 Jul 2011 10:19:33 -0400, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On 7/23/11 9:29 AM, Florida Jim wrote:
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he
Saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those
clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved,
Indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
*
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'God has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'*


Are you competing with Herring the Racist for the title of Champion
Poster of Lame Jokes?

Is that all you have Harry, calling people racists for pointing our
Obama's failures.


Obama's failures:

1) believing that the right wing have the best interest of the US in
mind, eventually

2) not being perfect

3) being black

On Sat, 23 Jul 2011 11:05:33 -0400, Wayne B
wrote:

On Sat, 23 Jul 2011 10:19:33 -0400, BAR wrote:

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

We are moored just down the channel from the Edgartown Yacht Club at
Martha's Vineyard. They have a discrete little sign out front by the
water side which says "Yachts May Not Lie at This Dock".

Apparently truthful yachts are OK.

Funny.

On Sat, 23 Jul 2011 10:44:17 -0600, Canuck57
wrote:

On 23/07/2011 9:28 AM, LilAbner wrote:
On 7/23/2011 11:17 AM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 23/07/2011 7:29 AM, Florida Jim wrote:
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly
Gates, he
Saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those
clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never
moved,
Indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
*
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'God has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling
fan.'*

Good one. If he needs a second fan he can aways use Bernanke.

Washington D C must have a continual cyclone

Agreed.

Wow! Two morons agree! Call CNN.