The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.


Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are
yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my
food.

Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that it is
suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the
slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me
doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep.

It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched
out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails
straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to
maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through
the same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years canine/feline
attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the
other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.



Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message
on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here....you don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. That's why they call it "fur"-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.



Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.....

On 9/15/11 1:45 PM, John H wrote:
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.


Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are
yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my
food.

Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that it is
suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the
slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me
doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep.

It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched
out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails
straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to
maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through
the same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years canine/feline
attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the
other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.



Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message
on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here....you don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. That's why they call it "fur"-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.



Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.....


Very nice...and funny. Thanks.


--
I'd much rather be a champion of the powerless than a lickspittle of the
powerful.

On Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:45:20 -0400, John H
wrote:

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.


Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are
yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my
food.

Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that it is
suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the
slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me
doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep.

It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched
out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails
straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to
maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through
the same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years canine/feline
attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the
other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.



Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message
on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here....you don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. That's why they call it "fur"-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.



Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.....

Pretty much sums it up re my cat. Thanks!

On 15/09/2011 1:27 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:45:20 -0400, John
wrote:

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.


Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are
yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my
food.

Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that it is
suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the
slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me
doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep.

It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched
out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails
straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to
maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through
the same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years canine/feline
attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the
other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.



Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message
on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here....you don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. That's why they call it "fur"-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.



Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.....

Pretty much sums it up re my cat. Thanks!

You know why people have cats right?

So you can kick the crap out of them and they don't show the bruises.
--
First rule of holes: If your in one, don't keep digging.
So in the hole, why do we insanely want more debt?

On Thu, 15 Sep 2011 18:20:59 -0600, Canuck57
wrote:

On 15/09/2011 1:27 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:45:20 -0400, John
wrote:

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.


Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are
yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my
food.

Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that it is
suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the
slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me
doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep.

It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched
out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails
straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to
maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through
the same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years canine/feline
attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the
other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.



Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message
on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here....you don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. That's why they call it "fur"-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.



Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.....

Pretty much sums it up re my cat. Thanks!

You know why people have cats right?

So you can kick the crap out of them and they don't show the bruises.

Well, that pretty much fits with your racist, low-life existence. Try
kicking mine, and you'll be lucky to leave with your face intact.

On Sep 15, 2:27*pm, wrote:
On Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:45:20 -0400, John H
wrote:









The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are
yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my
food.

Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that it is
suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the
slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me
doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep.

It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched
out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails
straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to
maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through
the same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years canine/feline
attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the
other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message
on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here....you don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. That's why they call it "fur"-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.....

Pretty much sums it up re my cat. Thanks!

Odd that you and Krause would stoop to thank your labeled 'racist'

On Sep 15, 9:43*pm, wrote:
On Thu, 15 Sep 2011 18:20:59 -0600, Canuck57
wrote:









On 15/09/2011 1:27 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:45:20 -0400, John
wrote:

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are
yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my
food.

Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that it is
suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the
slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me
doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep.

It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched
out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails
straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to
maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through
the same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years canine/feline
attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the
other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message
on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here....you don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. That's why they call it "fur"-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.....

Pretty much sums it up re my cat. Thanks!

You know why people have cats right?

So you can kick the crap out of them and they don't show the bruises.

Well, that pretty much fits with your racist, low-life existence. Try
kicking mine, and you'll be lucky to leave with your face intact.

So, you have found that out. Is that really what happened to you?

On Thu, 15 Sep 2011 18:20:59 -0600, Canuck57 wrote:

On 15/09/2011 1:27 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:45:20 -0400, John
wrote:

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.


Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are
yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my
food.

Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that it is
suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the
slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me
doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep.

It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched
out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails
straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to
maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through
the same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years canine/feline
attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the
other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.



Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message
on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here....you don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. That's why they call it "fur"-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.



Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.....

Pretty much sums it up re my cat. Thanks!

You know why people have cats right?

So you can kick the crap out of them and they don't show the bruises.

Nope. Cats are made to keep your lap warm. Amen.

On 16/09/2011 9:54 AM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 15 Sep 2011 18:20:59 -0600, wrote:

On 15/09/2011 1:27 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:45:20 -0400, John
wrote:

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.


Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are
yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my
food.

Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that it is
suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the
slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me
doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep.

It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched
out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails
straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to
maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through
the same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years canine/feline
attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the
other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.



Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message
on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here....you don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. That's why they call it "fur"-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.



Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.....

Pretty much sums it up re my cat. Thanks!

You know why people have cats right?

So you can kick the crap out of them and they don't show the bruises.

Nope. Cats are made to keep your lap warm. Amen.

I don't do cats.... I prefer 2 legged cougars.

--
First rule of holes: If you're in one, don't keep digging.
So in the hole, why do we insanely want more debt?

On 9/16/11 2:41 PM, Canuck57 wrote:




I don't do cats.... I prefer 2 legged cougars.



Does Mrs. Canuckles join in the fun, or is she just glad you're not
getting it up with women other than her?



--
I'd much rather be a champion of the powerless than a lickspittle of the
powerful.