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Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!! "There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't aggravate." "I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me." "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental." "How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other." "How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving." "What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you can't understand." "What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom- crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish." "What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility." "What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being." |
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Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
On Oct 8, 3:04*pm, iBoaterer wrote:
Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!! "There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't aggravate." "I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me." "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental." "How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other." "How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving." "What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you can't understand." "What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom- crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish." "What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility." "What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being." You and The Ponytail should get a room fro the long weekend and 'unwind'. It might mellow y'all out. |
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Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
North Star wrote:
On Oct 8, 3:04 pm, wrote: Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!! "There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't aggravate." "I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me." "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental." "How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other." "How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving." "What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you can't understand." "What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom- crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish." "What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility." "What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being." You and The Ponytail should get a room fro the long weekend and 'unwind'. It might mellow y'all out. Are YOU Harry or are you just his handler? -HB (As seen on TV!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-e4vu_wL-M |
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Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
On 10/8/2011 8:58 PM, North Star wrote:
On Oct 8, 3:04 pm, wrote: Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!! "There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't aggravate." "I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me." "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental." "How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other." "How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving." "What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you can't understand." "What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom- crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish." "What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility." "What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being." You and The Ponytail should get a room fro the long weekend and 'unwind'. It might mellow y'all out. WAaaaaahhhhhhhh.... pussy. |
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Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
On 10/9/2011 8:48 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article980ee304-7136-409e-b196-bc08604cc203 @q26g2000vby.googlegroups.com, says... On Oct 8, 3:04 pm, wrote: Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!! "There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't aggravate." "I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me." "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental." "How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other." "How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving." "What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you can't understand." "What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom- crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish." "What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility." "What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being." You and The Ponytail should get a room fro the long weekend and 'unwind'. It might mellow y'all out. Gee, didn't you find it interesting that if you replace "a narcissist" with "Harry", it pegs him perfectly? Well Harry's middle initial is "N". You didn't think it stood for Neil or Norman Did you? |
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Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
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Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
iBoaterer wrote:
In articleAJ6dnTIggYrFaQ3TnZ2dnUVZ_s2dnZ2d@giganews. com, says... North Star wrote: On Oct 8, 3:04 pm, wrote: Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!! "There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't aggravate." "I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me." "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental." "How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other." "How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving." "What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you can't understand." "What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom- crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish." "What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility." "What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being." You and The Ponytail should get a room fro the long weekend and 'unwind'. It might mellow y'all out. Are YOU Harry or are you just his handler? -HB (As seen on TV!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-e4vu_wL-M He's Suckling Don, half of the cowardly duo! Cowardly or comedy? I guess they are the same in this case! -HB (As seen on TV!) |
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