Harry sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy
behind the counter bellows, "One burger!" The cook, who's even bigger,
screams, "Bur-ger!", where upon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs
it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and
then tosses it on the grill. Harry says, "That's the most disgusting thing I
think I've ever seen." The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the
morning when he makes the doughnuts."

Subject: Harry at the lunch counter
From: "Skipper"

Harry

snip

doughnuts."


Good God!
You've been gone all this time and the best you can come back with is this old
joke!?

Capt. Bill

"LaBomba182" wrote in message
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Good God!
You've been gone all this time and the best you can come back with is
this old
joke!?

Capt. Bill


I think he's been posting as Bill Cole.

"Skipper" wrote in message news:hI5fb.666628$Ho3.138795@sccrnsc03...
Harry sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy
behind the counter bellows, "One burger!" The cook, who's even bigger,
screams, "Bur-ger!", where upon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs
it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and
then tosses it on the grill. Harry says, "That's the most disgusting thing I
think I've ever seen." The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the
morning when he makes the doughnuts."

The village idiot returns.

I was at a loss, when your humor went away. Glad to see you back.

Jack

"Skipper" wrote in message
news:hI5fb.666628$Ho3.138795@sccrnsc03...
Harry sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge
guy
behind the counter bellows, "One burger!" The cook, who's even bigger,
screams, "Bur-ger!", where upon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat,
stuffs
it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and
then tosses it on the grill. Harry says, "That's the most disgusting thing
I
think I've ever seen." The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in
the
morning when he makes the doughnuts."

A poor rewite of the "cancel my hotdog" joke. The original is much funnier.

-W

"Skipper" wrote in message
news:hI5fb.666628$Ho3.138795@sccrnsc03...
Harry sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge
guy
behind the counter bellows, "One burger!" The cook, who's even bigger,
screams, "Bur-ger!", where upon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat,
stuffs
it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and
then tosses it on the grill. Harry says, "That's the most disgusting thing
I
think I've ever seen." The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in
the
morning when he makes the doughnuts."

On 3 Oct 2003 04:21:45 -0700, (basskisser) wrote:

The village idiot returns.
==========================

If you can believe the trace route data on his posting IP, he's
returned by way of Atlanta. So it's either a Snipper wannabe (for
reasons we can only speculate about), or a relocated but still
landlocked Snipper. Sorry, Lake Lanier does not realy count as a blue
water venue.

The bad joke rings true regardless of IP address.

Wayne.B wrote:
On 3 Oct 2003 04:21:45 -0700, (basskisser) wrote:

The village idiot returns.
==========================

If you can believe the trace route data on his posting IP, he's
returned by way of Atlanta. So it's either a Snipper wannabe (for
reasons we can only speculate about), or a relocated but still
landlocked Snipper. Sorry, Lake Lanier does not realy count as a blue
water venue.

The bad joke rings true regardless of IP address.




Ahh. Well, maybe he's what's his face, who used to own a ski or board
boat until his son got pregnant and moved to some small town in Idaho.

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