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I heard that Harry took his new shotgun for a turkey shoot. He spotted one, took careful aim and
fired.

Well, he missed.

But he sure scared the **** out of everyone in the frozen food section of the Huntingtown Safeway!

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On 12/24/2011 1:56 PM, Happy JH wrote:
I heard that Harry took his new shotgun for a turkey shoot. He spotted one, took careful aim and
fired.

Well, he missed.

But he sure scared the **** out of everyone in the frozen food section of the Huntingtown Safeway!

Another new gun? Someone should alert him that most guns can be used
again after they've been shot. Usually they are as good as new if you
field strip them and clean them.


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On 12/24/11 1:56 PM, Happy JH wrote:
I heard that Harry took his new shotgun for a turkey shoot. He spotted one, took careful aim and
fired.

Well, he missed.

But he sure scared the **** out of everyone in the frozen food section of the Huntingtown Safeway!



D'oh. I don't hunt.


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On 12/24/2011 2:19 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 12/24/11 1:56 PM, Happy JH wrote:
I heard that Harry took his new shotgun for a turkey shoot. He
spotted one, took careful aim and
fired.

Well, he missed.

But he sure scared the **** out of everyone in the frozen food
section of the Huntingtown Safeway!



D'oh. I don't hunt.


But you do eat, don't you? Others will do the hunting for you, for a
fee, if you don't have the stomach to kill what you eat.

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On 12/24/2011 1:56 PM, Happy JH wrote:
I heard that Harry took his new shotgun for a turkey shoot. He spotted one, took careful aim and
fired.

Well, he missed.

But he sure scared the **** out of everyone in the frozen food section of the Huntingtown Safeway!

Should have used chilled shot.


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X ` Man wrote:
On 12/24/11 1:56 PM, Happy JH wrote:
I heard that Harry took his new shotgun for a turkey shoot. He
spotted one, took careful aim and
fired.

Well, he missed.

But he sure scared the **** out of everyone in the frozen food
section of the Huntingtown Safeway!



D'oh. I don't hunt.


Evidently.

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On 12/24/2011 2:19 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 12/24/11 1:56 PM, Happy JH wrote:
I heard that Harry took his new shotgun for a turkey shoot. He spotted
one, took careful aim and
fired.

Well, he missed.

But he sure scared the **** out of everyone in the frozen food section
of the Huntingtown Safeway!



D'oh. I don't hunt.


Then what were you doing in the turkey section with a shotgun?
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