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On Aug 21, 9:27*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article , dump-on- says... On 8/20/12 2:22 PM, North Star wrote: On Aug 20, 2:01 pm, X ` Man dump-on-conservati...@anywhere-you- can.com wrote: A small zoo in New England obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Psycho Scotty, a part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Psycho Scotty, uneducated, ignorant, and a fan of Fox News, had little sense but had a history of satisfying females of various species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Psycho Scotty was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500? Psycho Scotty showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions: ?First?, Psycho Scotty said, ?I ain?t gonna kiss her on the lips.? The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition. ?Second?, he said, ?She gotta wear a ?Dale Earnhardt Forever? T-Shirt.? The keeper again readily agreed to this condition. ?Third?, he said, ?You cain?t never tell no one about this.? The keeper again readily agreed to this condition. ?Fourth?, Psycho Scotty said, ?I want all the children raised fundamentalist Christians,.? Once again it was agreed. ?And last,? Psycho Scotty said, ?I?ll need another week to come up with the $500.? -- I'm a liberal because the militant fundamentalist ignorant science-denying religious xenophobic corporate oligarchy of modern Republican conservatism just doesn't work for me or my country. hee hee hee... There's that $500 again... *  You two act like little grade school girls. Bet you $500 we don't, Kevin. |
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On 8/21/2012 8:34 AM, North Star wrote:
On Aug 21, 9:27 am, iBoaterer wrote: In article , dump-on- says... On 8/20/12 2:22 PM, North Star wrote: On Aug 20, 2:01 pm, X ` Man dump-on-conservati...@anywhere-you- can.com wrote: A small zoo in New England obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Psycho Scotty, a part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Psycho Scotty, uneducated, ignorant, and a fan of Fox News, had little sense but had a history of satisfying females of various species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Psycho Scotty was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500? Psycho Scotty showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions: ?First?, Psycho Scotty said, ?I ain?t gonna kiss her on the lips.? The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition. ?Second?, he said, ?She gotta wear a ?Dale Earnhardt Forever? T-Shirt.? The keeper again readily agreed to this condition. ?Third?, he said, ?You cain?t never tell no one about this.? The keeper again readily agreed to this condition. ?Fourth?, Psycho Scotty said, ?I want all the children raised fundamentalist Christians,.? Once again it was agreed. ?And last,? Psycho Scotty said, ?I?ll need another week to come up with the $500.? -- I'm a liberal because the militant fundamentalist ignorant science-denying religious xenophobic corporate oligarchy of modern Republican conservatism just doesn't work for me or my country. hee hee hee... There's that $500 again... You two act like little grade school girls. Bet you $500 we don't, Kevin. You've already lost that bet. |
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