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....especially Maryland's and Massachusetts'! I understand a lot of Canadians visit Wyoming for some
reason or other... KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything. California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet. Delawa We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids. Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) Idaho: More than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good. Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana: 2 Billion Years- Tidal Wave Free Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn Kansas: First of the Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's Michigan: First Line of Defense from The Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000, 000 Mosquitoes Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada: Hookers and Poker! New Hampshi Go Away and Leave Us Alone New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico: Yes we are part of the United States! New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... North Carolina: Tobacco Is a Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: At Least we're Not Michigan Oklahoma: Like the Play, But No Singing Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Edyo-cashun State Texas: Se Habla InglesUtah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Ay, Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: We have more rain than you do West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese! Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared -- Salmonbait All decisions are the result of binary thinking. |
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On Fri, 22 Feb 2013 08:32:13 -0500, J Herring
wrote: ...especially Maryland's and Massachusetts'! I understand a lot of Canadians visit Wyoming for some reason or other... KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything. California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet. Delawa We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids. Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) Idaho: More than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good. Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana: 2 Billion Years- Tidal Wave Free Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn Kansas: First of the Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's Michigan: First Line of Defense from The Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000, 000 Mosquitoes Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada: Hookers and Poker! New Hampshi Go Away and Leave Us Alone New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico: Yes we are part of the United States! New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... North Carolina: Tobacco Is a Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: At Least we're Not Michigan Oklahoma: Like the Play, But No Singing Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Edyo-cashun State Texas: Se Habla InglesUtah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Ay, Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: We have more rain than you do West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese! Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared Nice! |
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On Friday, February 22, 2013 9:32:13 AM UTC-4, John H wrote:
...especially Maryland's and Massachusetts'! I understand a lot of Canadians visit Wyoming for some reason or other... KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything. California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet. Delawa We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids. Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) Idaho: More than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good. Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana: 2 Billion Years- Tidal Wave Free Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn Kansas: First of the Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's Michigan: First Line of Defense from The Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000, 000 Mosquitoes Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada: Hookers and Poker! New Hampshi Go Away and Leave Us Alone New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico: Yes we are part of the United States! New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... North Carolina: Tobacco Is a Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: At Least we're Not Michigan Oklahoma: Like the Play, But No Singing Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Edyo-cashun State Texas: Se Habla InglesUtah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Ay, Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: We have more rain than you do West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese! Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared -- Salmonbait All decisions are the result of binary thinking. Duh! Someone has to pleasure the Wyoming women if the men are out chasing sheep. |
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