Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,"Pick up your shovels, mount
your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land". Nearly 75 years ago, (when
Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said". Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a
Camel, this is the Promised Land". Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised
the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about
Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc
..... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in
Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed.
--
Salmonbait

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

On Feb 25, 8:08*pm, J Herring wrote:
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,"Pick up your shovels, mount
your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land". *Nearly 75 years ago, (when
Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said". *Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a
Camel, this is the Promised Land". *Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised
the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! *I was so depressed last night thinking about
Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc
.... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in
Pakistan . *I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed.
--
Salmonbait

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

This is ancient, John......

On Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:08:56 -0500, J Herring
wrote:

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,"Pick up your shovels, mount
your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land". Nearly 75 years ago, (when
Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said". Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a
Camel, this is the Promised Land". Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised
the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about
Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc
.... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in
Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed.

No. you're just delusional.

On Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:19:18 -0800 (PST), "*e#c" wrote:

On Feb 25, 8:08*pm, J Herring wrote:
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,"Pick up your shovels, mount
your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land". *Nearly 75 years ago, (when
Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said". *Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a
Camel, this is the Promised Land". *Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised
the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! *I was so depressed last night thinking about
Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc
.... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in
Pakistan . *I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed.
--
Salmonbait

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

This is ancient, John......

Hell yeah! It's about Moses!

Oh well, it was new to me. I thought it was funny.

Salmonbait
--

"That's not a baby kicking, dear Bride, it's just a fetus!"

In article ,
says...

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,"Pick up your shovels, mount
your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land". Nearly 75 years ago, (when
Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said". Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a
Camel, this is the Promised Land". Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised
the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about
Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc
.... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in
Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed.

Narrow minded to the extreme.

In article ,
says...

On Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:08:56 -0500, J Herring
wrote:

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,"Pick up your shovels, mount
your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land". Nearly 75 years ago, (when
Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said". Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a
Camel, this is the Promised Land". Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised
the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about
Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc
.... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in
Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed.

No. you're just delusional.

He's very narrow minded. You will never see him say anything bad about
Christian conservative bigots but you won't ever hear him say anything
good about liberals.

On 2/26/13 8:53 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article ,
says...

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,"Pick up your shovels, mount
your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land". Nearly 75 years ago, (when
Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said". Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a
Camel, this is the Promised Land". Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised
the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about
Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc
.... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in
Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed.

Narrow minded to the extreme.


And dusty. The "joke" is decades old, though it has had additions. The
only thing funny about it is that it was posted by a racist who has been
sucking on the government teat his entire working life.