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On 3/16/2013 4:42 PM, F.O.A.D. wrote:
Most of the waitresses in the P.F. restaurant are astonishingly
beautiful. If were a young man, I hang out there and try to date them all.


Be grateful for what you've got.
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On 3/16/2013 5:41 PM, Meyer wrote:
On 3/16/2013 4:42 PM, F.O.A.D. wrote:
Most of the waitresses in the P.F. restaurant are astonishingly
beautiful. If were a young man, I hang out there and try to date them
all.


Be grateful for what you've got.


Even though she can't measure up to Sarah Palin. ;-)
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On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:42:16 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/16/13 4:16 PM, J Herring wrote:
On 16 Mar 2013 19:16:23 GMT, F.O.A.D. wrote:

J Herring wrote:
On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 13:43:24 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/16/13 1:27 PM, J Herring wrote:
On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 13:21:10 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/16/13 1:01 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 15 Mar 2013 12:22:00 -0700, Urin Asshole
wrote:

I heard the food is great though, but there are lots of obese people.

On a Carnival boat, the food is like you get at a Carnival, plenty of
it but not that great.
All I can say about the obese people is one of the "emergencies" is
that the elevators stopped working. There are 8-12 foot wide stair
cases throughout the ship but most of these lard asses are waiting for
the elevator, just to go up one deck.

We have a rule on a cruise, never use the elevator. There is too much
eating and not enough exercise the way it is.



I don't see how the food on a massive "for the masses" ship could be
"great,"

That's 'cause you've not been on a Disney cruise. You should have stopped right there.


Salmonbait

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Hope you're having a spectacular day!



Yeah, and I don't frequent "all you can eat" cafeterias much, either.

That's great! I'm sure you've eaten only at the finest restaurants.


Salmonbait

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Hope you're having a spectacular day!

Our favorite local restaurants are family owned and operated and are not
fancy...and don't serve cruise ship fare.


I can vouch for that, having eaten at many of your local restaurants!


Salmonbait

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Hope you're having a spectacular day!


You should try:

Jerry's for seafood, just south of P.F. on the right hand side, next to,
of all places, a tire store.

Mexico, just north of P.F., also on the right hand side, very good
Mexican food, and where I usually have my oversized once a year margarita.

Mama Lucia, in Dunkirk and in P.F., has great pizza and many other very
good homemade Italian dishes. Most of the waitresses in the P.F.
restaurant are astonishingly beautiful. If were a young man, I hang out
there and try to date them all.


Might do one of those week after next. We're going to Solomon's for a few days to 'chill' and see if
the trailer functions as it should.


Salmonbait

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On 3/17/13 9:21 AM, J Herring wrote:
On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:42:16 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/16/13 4:16 PM, J Herring wrote:
On 16 Mar 2013 19:16:23 GMT, F.O.A.D. wrote:

J Herring wrote:
On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 13:43:24 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/16/13 1:27 PM, J Herring wrote:
On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 13:21:10 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/16/13 1:01 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 15 Mar 2013 12:22:00 -0700, Urin Asshole
wrote:

I heard the food is great though, but there are lots of obese people.

On a Carnival boat, the food is like you get at a Carnival, plenty of
it but not that great.
All I can say about the obese people is one of the "emergencies" is
that the elevators stopped working. There are 8-12 foot wide stair
cases throughout the ship but most of these lard asses are waiting for
the elevator, just to go up one deck.

We have a rule on a cruise, never use the elevator. There is too much
eating and not enough exercise the way it is.



I don't see how the food on a massive "for the masses" ship could be
"great,"

That's 'cause you've not been on a Disney cruise. You should have stopped right there.


Salmonbait

--
Hope you're having a spectacular day!



Yeah, and I don't frequent "all you can eat" cafeterias much, either.

That's great! I'm sure you've eaten only at the finest restaurants.


Salmonbait

--
Hope you're having a spectacular day!

Our favorite local restaurants are family owned and operated and are not
fancy...and don't serve cruise ship fare.

I can vouch for that, having eaten at many of your local restaurants!


Salmonbait

--
Hope you're having a spectacular day!


You should try:

Jerry's for seafood, just south of P.F. on the right hand side, next to,
of all places, a tire store.

Mexico, just north of P.F., also on the right hand side, very good
Mexican food, and where I usually have my oversized once a year margarita.

Mama Lucia, in Dunkirk and in P.F., has great pizza and many other very
good homemade Italian dishes. Most of the waitresses in the P.F.
restaurant are astonishingly beautiful. If were a young man, I hang out
there and try to date them all.


Might do one of those week after next. We're going to Solomon's for a few days to 'chill' and see if
the trailer functions as it should.


Salmonbait

--
Hope you're having a spectacular day!



If you go to Jerry's, avoid the dinner rush hour on the
weekends...because the lines get "impressive." Try a late lunch or a 4
pm dinner. There's usually a long list of "specials" the server will
recite for you.

http://jerrys-place.com/


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On Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:36:15 -0400, Meyer wrote:

On 3/17/2013 9:24 AM, J Herring wrote:
On Sun, 17 Mar 2013 00:32:00 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 13:16:05 -0400, J Herring
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We are kinda burnt on the Caribbean. It looks like we are doing Oregon
next.

Have you seen the sites in southern Utah yet?


We were up here a ways on the Arizona New Mexico trip.
Bryce Canyon and Zion


Two of the best. Our next big, i.e., longer than a week or so, will probably be to Yellowstone and
Grand Teton, with sightseeing in between. Maybe next year. This year's getting booked pretty solid.


Salmonbait

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Hope you're having a spectacular day!


It must be a real drag pulling that luxurious 5th wheel all over the
countryside and seeing all those marvelous sites while enjoying all the
creature comforts and not having to deal with suitcases.

Ever think of sandwiching yourself into an airplane between two fat
smelly people and doing a flyover instead?


Been there, done that, it sucks!

My wife is the navigator. She's got the little ipad or pod or whatever the hell it is that connects
to the internet while we're traveling. She also bought a book called, "Next Exit" which is a great
source of info while traveling on the interstates. The trailer we bought is nice in that everything
can be used without using the slideouts. That was one of the main criteria in choosing it. Many of
the floor pans don't allow access to refer's, stoves, sinks, couches, etc. when the slides are in.
That means 'setting up' to spend the night somewhere. We can pull in to a 'Flying J' and spend the
night with all the comforts - and it's free!


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On Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:26:07 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/17/13 9:21 AM, J Herring wrote:
On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:42:16 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/16/13 4:16 PM, J Herring wrote:
On 16 Mar 2013 19:16:23 GMT, F.O.A.D. wrote:

J Herring wrote:
On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 13:43:24 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/16/13 1:27 PM, J Herring wrote:
On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 13:21:10 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/16/13 1:01 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 15 Mar 2013 12:22:00 -0700, Urin Asshole
wrote:

I heard the food is great though, but there are lots of obese people.

On a Carnival boat, the food is like you get at a Carnival, plenty of
it but not that great.
All I can say about the obese people is one of the "emergencies" is
that the elevators stopped working. There are 8-12 foot wide stair
cases throughout the ship but most of these lard asses are waiting for
the elevator, just to go up one deck.

We have a rule on a cruise, never use the elevator. There is too much
eating and not enough exercise the way it is.



I don't see how the food on a massive "for the masses" ship could be
"great,"

That's 'cause you've not been on a Disney cruise. You should have stopped right there.


Salmonbait

--
Hope you're having a spectacular day!



Yeah, and I don't frequent "all you can eat" cafeterias much, either.

That's great! I'm sure you've eaten only at the finest restaurants.


Salmonbait

--
Hope you're having a spectacular day!

Our favorite local restaurants are family owned and operated and are not
fancy...and don't serve cruise ship fare.

I can vouch for that, having eaten at many of your local restaurants!


Salmonbait

--
Hope you're having a spectacular day!


You should try:

Jerry's for seafood, just south of P.F. on the right hand side, next to,
of all places, a tire store.

Mexico, just north of P.F., also on the right hand side, very good
Mexican food, and where I usually have my oversized once a year margarita.

Mama Lucia, in Dunkirk and in P.F., has great pizza and many other very
good homemade Italian dishes. Most of the waitresses in the P.F.
restaurant are astonishingly beautiful. If were a young man, I hang out
there and try to date them all.


Might do one of those week after next. We're going to Solomon's for a few days to 'chill' and see if
the trailer functions as it should.


Salmonbait

--
Hope you're having a spectacular day!



If you go to Jerry's, avoid the dinner rush hour on the
weekends...because the lines get "impressive." Try a late lunch or a 4
pm dinner. There's usually a long list of "specials" the server will
recite for you.

http://jerrys-place.com/


We'll give it a shot. Thanks.


Salmonbait

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On 3/17/13 10:29 AM, J Herring wrote:
On Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:36:15 -0400, Meyer wrote:

On 3/17/2013 9:24 AM, J Herring wrote:
On Sun, 17 Mar 2013 00:32:00 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 13:16:05 -0400, J Herring
wrote:

We are kinda burnt on the Caribbean. It looks like we are doing Oregon
next.

Have you seen the sites in southern Utah yet?


We were up here a ways on the Arizona New Mexico trip.
Bryce Canyon and Zion

Two of the best. Our next big, i.e., longer than a week or so, will probably be to Yellowstone and
Grand Teton, with sightseeing in between. Maybe next year. This year's getting booked pretty solid.


Salmonbait

--
Hope you're having a spectacular day!


It must be a real drag pulling that luxurious 5th wheel all over the
countryside and seeing all those marvelous sites while enjoying all the
creature comforts and not having to deal with suitcases.

Ever think of sandwiching yourself into an airplane between two fat
smelly people and doing a flyover instead?


Been there, done that, it sucks!

My wife is the navigator. She's got the little ipad or pod or whatever the hell it is that connects
to the internet while we're traveling. She also bought a book called, "Next Exit" which is a great
source of info while traveling on the interstates. The trailer we bought is nice in that everything
can be used without using the slideouts. That was one of the main criteria in choosing it. Many of
the floor pans don't allow access to refer's, stoves, sinks, couches, etc. when the slides are in.
That means 'setting up' to spend the night somewhere. We can pull in to a 'Flying J' and spend the
night with all the comforts - and it's free!


Salmonbait

--
'Name-calling'...the liberals' last resort.



I was in Chicago for a few days last week. It's about 750 miles from
here and is at least a 12 hour drive through Pennsylvania, Ohio, and
Indiana, along routes best "flown over." Blech. Took a jet, had aisle
seat both ways.

Hour and a half flight each way. Plus an hour arrival early at the
airport. No luggage wait, since I used a carry-on bag.

Got a meeting coming up in Seattle later this year. 2800 miles. At least
two days worth of driving if you don't stop for very long. No thanks.

To each his own.
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