WASHINGTON —Associate Justice Antonin Scalia dropped a bombshell on the
Supreme Court today, announcing his decision to resign from the Court
“effective immediately” and leave the United States forever.

Calling this week “by far the worst week of my life,” Scalia lashed out
at his fellow-Justices and the nation, saying, “I don’t want to live in
a sick, sick country that thinks the way this country apparently thinks.”

Scalia said that he had considered fleeing to Canada, “but they not only
have gay marriage but also national health care, which is almost as evil.”

He said the fact that nations around the world recognizing same-sex
marriage are “falling like deviant dominoes” would not deter him from
leaving the United States: “There are plenty of other countries that
still feel the way I do. I’ll move to Iran if I have to.”

Throwing off his robe in a dramatic gesture, Scalia reserved his
harshest parting shot for his fellow Justices, screaming, “Damn you!
Damn each and every one of you to hell! You call yourself judges? That’s
a good one. You’re nothing but animals!”

Breathing heavily after his tirade, he turned to Justice Clarence Thomas
and said, “Except you, Clarence. Are you coming with me?”

Justice Thomas said nothing in reply.

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From, who else, Andy Borowitz.

On Thursday, March 28, 2013 3:39:14 PM UTC-5, F.O.A.D. wrote:


From, who else, Andy Borowitz.

Concerning satire, Borrow-wits isn't worthy to be a pustule on a cheap tabloid writers ass.

Apparently that's why Krause appreciates him.

On Fri, 29 Mar 2013 00:28:25 -0700 (PDT), Tom Nofinger
wrote:

On Thursday, March 28, 2013 3:39:14 PM UTC-5, F.O.A.D. wrote:


From, who else, Andy Borowitz.

Concerning satire, Borrow-wits isn't worthy to be a pustule on a cheap tabloid writers ass.

Apparently that's why Krause appreciates him.

He's not talking about you. Not everything is about you Dickbreath

On 3/29/13 1:35 PM, Urin Asshole wrote:
On Fri, 29 Mar 2013 00:28:25 -0700 (PDT), Tom Nofinger
wrote:

On Thursday, March 28, 2013 3:39:14 PM UTC-5, F.O.A.D. wrote:


From, who else, Andy Borowitz.

Concerning satire, Borrow-wits isn't worthy to be a pustule on a cheap tabloid writers ass.

Apparently that's why Krause appreciates him.

He's not talking about you. Not everything is about you Dickbreath



You know why Tommy Nofinger has no fingers, right?

You don't?

He stuck them up his ass, and his ass bit them off, right down to the
second knuckle.

Tommy in all his iterations here is a permanent member of my Bozo Bin.

On 3/29/2013 1:39 PM, F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 3/29/13 1:35 PM, Urin Asshole wrote:
On Fri, 29 Mar 2013 00:28:25 -0700 (PDT), Tom Nofinger
wrote:

On Thursday, March 28, 2013 3:39:14 PM UTC-5, F.O.A.D. wrote:


From, who else, Andy Borowitz.

Concerning satire, Borrow-wits isn't worthy to be a pustule on a
cheap tabloid writers ass.

Apparently that's why Krause appreciates him.

He's not talking about you. Not everything is about you Dickbreath



You know why Tommy Nofinger has no fingers, right?

You don't?

He stuck them up his ass, and his ass bit them off, right down to the
second knuckle.

Tommy in all his iterations here is a permanent member of my Bozo Bin.
Speaking of chewing fingers and nails; are you still doing it?

On 3/29/2013 1:43 PM, Hank© wrote:
On 3/29/2013 1:39 PM, F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 3/29/13 1:35 PM, Urin Asshole wrote:
On Fri, 29 Mar 2013 00:28:25 -0700 (PDT), Tom Nofinger
wrote:

On Thursday, March 28, 2013 3:39:14 PM UTC-5, F.O.A.D. wrote:


From, who else, Andy Borowitz.

Concerning satire, Borrow-wits isn't worthy to be a pustule on a
cheap tabloid writers ass.

Apparently that's why Krause appreciates him.

He's not talking about you. Not everything is about you Dickbreath



You know why Tommy Nofinger has no fingers, right?

You don't?

He stuck them up his ass, and his ass bit them off, right down to the
second knuckle.

Tommy in all his iterations here is a permanent member of my Bozo Bin.
Speaking of chewing fingers and nails; are you still doing it?


These guys come up with the nastiest **** all the time... but at least
they say they are not haters and that's good enough LOL! Just frekin'
nasty...

On Fri, 29 Mar 2013 19:50:55 -0400, JustWaitAFrekinMinute
wrote:

On 3/29/2013 1:43 PM, Hank© wrote:
On 3/29/2013 1:39 PM, F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 3/29/13 1:35 PM, Urin Asshole wrote:
On Fri, 29 Mar 2013 00:28:25 -0700 (PDT), Tom Nofinger
wrote:

On Thursday, March 28, 2013 3:39:14 PM UTC-5, F.O.A.D. wrote:


From, who else, Andy Borowitz.

Concerning satire, Borrow-wits isn't worthy to be a pustule on a
cheap tabloid writers ass.

Apparently that's why Krause appreciates him.

He's not talking about you. Not everything is about you Dickbreath



You know why Tommy Nofinger has no fingers, right?

You don't?

He stuck them up his ass, and his ass bit them off, right down to the
second knuckle.

Tommy in all his iterations here is a permanent member of my Bozo Bin.
Speaking of chewing fingers and nails; are you still doing it?


These guys come up with the nastiest **** all the time... but at least
they say they are not haters and that's good enough LOL! Just frekin'
nasty...

Looky here... a mini circle jerk.

In article ,
says...

On 3/29/2013 1:43 PM, Hank© wrote:
On 3/29/2013 1:39 PM, F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 3/29/13 1:35 PM, Urin Asshole wrote:
On Fri, 29 Mar 2013 00:28:25 -0700 (PDT), Tom Nofinger
wrote:

On Thursday, March 28, 2013 3:39:14 PM UTC-5, F.O.A.D. wrote:


From, who else, Andy Borowitz.

Concerning satire, Borrow-wits isn't worthy to be a pustule on a
cheap tabloid writers ass.

Apparently that's why Krause appreciates him.

He's not talking about you. Not everything is about you Dickbreath



You know why Tommy Nofinger has no fingers, right?

You don't?

He stuck them up his ass, and his ass bit them off, right down to the
second knuckle.

Tommy in all his iterations here is a permanent member of my Bozo Bin.
Speaking of chewing fingers and nails; are you still doing it?


These guys come up with the nastiest **** all the time... but at least
they say they are not haters and that's good enough LOL! Just frekin'
nasty...

Your insane rants are making any sense....again.