Eyewitnesses reported that during last night’s 9:15pm Real3D screening
of Gravity, a lone man (later identified as retired ISS Commander Chris
Hadfield) began muttering under his breath and chuckling to himself. By
the 30-minute mark, Hadfield reportedly made numerous rude comments such
as, “Nice Soyuz procedure, Hollywood!” and “Oh yeah, because that’s what
hypoxia as caused by rapid cabin decompression looks like you idiots!.”

“It was the damndest thing,” recounted Isabelle Tremblay. “My boyfriend
and I were like, ‘what a jerk’, and he went back to talk to him. But
then he came back to our seats and he was like ‘I’m pretty sure that was
that astronaut guy. You know, from the news.’ So we just let him go. I
mean, what do you do? An astronaut probably gets George Clooney’s
character struggles a little better than I do.”

Hadfield’s alleged berating of the film continued unabated. During one
crucial and deathly silent scene involving Sandra Bullock’s character’s
desperate attempt to reach her vessel and avoid dying in the void of
space, the man who brought honour and fun to Canadian space exploration
let out a long, piercing, and altogether perfect fart.

Eventually, theatre staff was notified, and the Canadian living legend
was loudly removed from the cinema. Witnesses report that he did not go
quietly. One patron recalled, “The last thing I heard him yelling was,
‘Have you been to space? Because I’ve been to space!’”

“But he’s still a hero, I suppose.”

At press time, Commander Hadfield’s family and friends were really
hoping he never finds out about the 1996 horror classic: Leprechaun In
Space.


http://tinyurl.com/l59u9rv

--
Religion: together we can find the cure.

On 11/1/2013 8:36 AM, F.O.A.D. wrote:
During one crucial and deathly silent scene involving Sandra Bullock’s
character’s desperate attempt to reach her vessel and avoid dying in the
void of space, the man who brought honour and fun to Canadian space
exploration let out a long, piercing, and altogether perfect fart.

Eventually, theatre staff was notified, and the Canadian living legend
was loudly removed from the cinema. Witnesses report that he did not go
quietly. One patron recalled, “The last thing I heard him yelling was,
‘Have you been to space? Because I’ve been to space!’”

Did you post this for your little Halifaxonian buddy?

On 11/1/13, 11:15 AM, wrote:
On Fri, 01 Nov 2013 08:36:11 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:



Eyewitnesses reported that during last night’s 9:15pm Real3D screening
of Gravity, a lone man (later identified as retired ISS Commander Chris
Hadfield) began muttering under his breath and chuckling to himself. By
the 30-minute mark, Hadfield reportedly made numerous rude comments such
as, “Nice Soyuz procedure, Hollywood!� and “Oh yeah, because that’s what
hypoxia as caused by rapid cabin decompression looks like you idiots!.�

“It was the damndest thing,� recounted Isabelle Tremblay. “My boyfriend
and I were like, ‘what a jerk’, and he went back to talk to him. But
then he came back to our seats and he was like ‘I’m pretty sure that was
that astronaut guy. You know, from the news.’ So we just let him go. I
mean, what do you do? An astronaut probably gets George Clooney’s
character struggles a little better than I do.�

Hadfield’s alleged berating of the film continued unabated. During one
crucial and deathly silent scene involving Sandra Bullock’s character’s
desperate attempt to reach her vessel and avoid dying in the void of
space, the man who brought honour and fun to Canadian space exploration
let out a long, piercing, and altogether perfect fart.

Eventually, theatre staff was notified, and the Canadian living legend
was loudly removed from the cinema. Witnesses report that he did not go
quietly. One patron recalled, “The last thing I heard him yelling was,
‘Have you been to space? Because I’ve been to space!’�

“But he’s still a hero, I suppose.�

At press time, Commander Hadfield’s family and friends were really
hoping he never finds out about the 1996 horror classic: Leprechaun In
Space.


http://tinyurl.com/l59u9rv

Neil Degrasse Tyson was a bit more polite but his review of the movie
reached a similar conclusion.
My neighbor tried to get us to go with them and was surprised when I
said it was a road runner cartoon.


It's just a fictional movie. Dr. Zhivago was a terrific book and movie,
though the movie differed from the book, and neither really depicted the
level of horror of the first few years of communist rule in Russia.

--
Religion: together we can find the cure.

On 11/1/2013 11:15 AM, wrote:
On Fri, 01 Nov 2013 08:36:11 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:



Eyewitnesses reported that during last night’s 9:15pm Real3D screening
of Gravity, a lone man (later identified as retired ISS Commander Chris
Hadfield) began muttering under his breath and chuckling to himself. By
the 30-minute mark, Hadfield reportedly made numerous rude comments such
as, “Nice Soyuz procedure, Hollywood!� and “Oh yeah, because that’s what
hypoxia as caused by rapid cabin decompression looks like you idiots!.�

“It was the damndest thing,� recounted Isabelle Tremblay. “My boyfriend
and I were like, ‘what a jerk’, and he went back to talk to him. But
then he came back to our seats and he was like ‘I’m pretty sure that was
that astronaut guy. You know, from the news.’ So we just let him go. I
mean, what do you do? An astronaut probably gets George Clooney’s
character struggles a little better than I do.�

Hadfield’s alleged berating of the film continued unabated. During one
crucial and deathly silent scene involving Sandra Bullock’s character’s
desperate attempt to reach her vessel and avoid dying in the void of
space, the man who brought honour and fun to Canadian space exploration
let out a long, piercing, and altogether perfect fart.

Eventually, theatre staff was notified, and the Canadian living legend
was loudly removed from the cinema. Witnesses report that he did not go
quietly. One patron recalled, “The last thing I heard him yelling was,
‘Have you been to space? Because I’ve been to space!’�

“But he’s still a hero, I suppose.�

At press time, Commander Hadfield’s family and friends were really
hoping he never finds out about the 1996 horror classic: Leprechaun In
Space.


http://tinyurl.com/l59u9rv

Neil Degrasse Tyson was a bit more polite but his review of the movie
reached a similar conclusion.
My neighbor tried to get us to go with them and was surprised when I
said it was a road runner cartoon.


You mean they went and made a movie, entertaining? Damn them..

On 11/1/2013 11:57 AM, F.O.A.D. wrote:


It's just a fictional movie. Dr. Zhivago was a terrific book and movie,
though the movie differed from the book, and neither really depicted the
level of horror of the first few years of communist rule in Russia.



Speaking of Dr. Zhivago ...

The movie came out when I was living in Connecticut. I was "exploring"
at the time, dating different girls every week or so. All they wanted
to do was see "Dr. Zhivago". I must have seen it 5 times in 3 months.

On 11/1/13, 12:16 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 11/1/2013 11:57 AM, F.O.A.D. wrote:


It's just a fictional movie. Dr. Zhivago was a terrific book and movie,
though the movie differed from the book, and neither really depicted the
level of horror of the first few years of communist rule in Russia.



Speaking of Dr. Zhivago ...

The movie came out when I was living in Connecticut. I was "exploring"
at the time, dating different girls every week or so. All they wanted
to do was see "Dr. Zhivago". I must have seen it 5 times in 3 months.

I read the novel for a 10th grade book report for my favorite teacher of
all time, Mrs. Emma Ruff. She loved the report, and gave me an A+. Some
years later, she became principal of the school. Her husband is a
world-famous musician and is on the Yale faculty, or was the last time I
checked. Willie Ruff, part of the Mitchell-Ruff duo.

--
Religion: together we can find the cure.

On 11/1/13, 12:24 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 01 Nov 2013 12:16:37 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 11/1/2013 11:57 AM, F.O.A.D. wrote:


It's just a fictional movie. Dr. Zhivago was a terrific book and movie,
though the movie differed from the book, and neither really depicted the
level of horror of the first few years of communist rule in Russia.



Speaking of Dr. Zhivago ...

The movie came out when I was living in Connecticut. I was "exploring"
at the time, dating different girls every week or so. All they wanted
to do was see "Dr. Zhivago". I must have seen it 5 times in 3 months.

I saw it on a date too and I found the movie as oppressively long and
boring as the book.


Some of you boys have no imagination. It was and remains a great movie.

--
Religion: together we can find the cure.

On 11/1/2013 12:31 PM, F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 11/1/13, 12:24 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 01 Nov 2013 12:16:37 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 11/1/2013 11:57 AM, F.O.A.D. wrote:


It's just a fictional movie. Dr. Zhivago was a terrific book and movie,
though the movie differed from the book, and neither really depicted
the
level of horror of the first few years of communist rule in Russia.



Speaking of Dr. Zhivago ...

The movie came out when I was living in Connecticut. I was "exploring"
at the time, dating different girls every week or so. All they wanted
to do was see "Dr. Zhivago". I must have seen it 5 times in 3 months.

I saw it on a date too and I found the movie as oppressively long and
boring as the book.


Some of you boys have no imagination. It was and remains a great movie.


At that age my imagination was focused on things other than a long,
boring love story.

On Friday, 1 November 2013 09:36:11 UTC-3, F.O.A.D. wrote:
Eyewitnesses reported that during last night’s 9:15pm Real3D screening

of Gravity, a lone man (later identified as retired ISS Commander Chris

Hadfield) began muttering under his breath and chuckling to himself. By

the 30-minute mark, Hadfield reportedly made numerous rude comments such

as, “Nice Soyuz procedure, Hollywood!” and “Oh yeah, because that’s what

hypoxia as caused by rapid cabin decompression looks like you idiots!.”



“It was the damndest thing,” recounted Isabelle Tremblay. “My boyfriend

and I were like, ‘what a jerk’, and he went back to talk to him. But

then he came back to our seats and he was like ‘I’m pretty sure that was

that astronaut guy. You know, from the news.’ So we just let him go. I

mean, what do you do? An astronaut probably gets George Clooney’s

character struggles a little better than I do.”



Hadfield’s alleged berating of the film continued unabated. During one

crucial and deathly silent scene involving Sandra Bullock’s character’s

desperate attempt to reach her vessel and avoid dying in the void of

space, the man who brought honour and fun to Canadian space exploration

let out a long, piercing, and altogether perfect fart.



Eventually, theatre staff was notified, and the Canadian living legend

was loudly removed from the cinema. Witnesses report that he did not go

quietly. One patron recalled, “The last thing I heard him yelling was,

‘Have you been to space? Because I’ve been to space!’”



“But he’s still a hero, I suppose.”



At press time, Commander Hadfield’s family and friends were really

hoping he never finds out about the 1996 horror classic: Leprechaun In

Space.





http://tinyurl.com/l59u9rv



--

Religion: together we can find the cure.


Can't be talking about this guy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RB1ENTayU

On Friday, 1 November 2013 13:16:37 UTC-3, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 11/1/2013 11:57 AM, F.O.A.D. wrote:





It's just a fictional movie. Dr. Zhivago was a terrific book and movie,

though the movie differed from the book, and neither really depicted the

level of horror of the first few years of communist rule in Russia.







Speaking of Dr. Zhivago ...



The movie came out when I was living in Connecticut. I was "exploring"

at the time, dating different girls every week or so. All they wanted

to do was see "Dr. Zhivago". I must have seen it 5 times in 3 months.

Catchy tune from that movie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yd2PzoF1y8
Got stuck in New York overnight with wife and kids (on way to Disneyworld) way back in the early 90's. A guy in tux and violin played this at our dinner table.