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Keyser Söze March 22nd 15 01:32 PM

The Derby...
 
....is about to start:

"Sen. Ted Cruz plans to announce Monday that he will run for president
of the United States, accelerating his already rapid three-year rise
from a tea party insurgent in Texas into a divisive political force in
Washington."

That would be the Teabagger Derby, of course, in which a plethora of
really crazy Republicans affiliated with the Teabagger Party, announce
they are running for POTUS.

Who will be next after Ted? Michele Bachmann? The $9.99 Pizza Guy? The
Newties?

Should be fun to watch.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

Mr. Luddite March 22nd 15 01:43 PM

The Derby...
 
On 3/22/2015 8:32 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...is about to start:

"Sen. Ted Cruz plans to announce Monday that he will run for president
of the United States, accelerating his already rapid three-year rise
from a tea party insurgent in Texas into a divisive political force in
Washington."

That would be the Teabagger Derby, of course, in which a plethora of
really crazy Republicans affiliated with the Teabagger Party, announce
they are running for POTUS.

Who will be next after Ted? Michele Bachmann? The $9.99 Pizza Guy? The
Newties?

Should be fun to watch.



Remember Harry. Even *you* could run if you wanted to.



John H.[_5_] March 22nd 15 01:48 PM

The Derby...
 
On Sun, 22 Mar 2015 08:43:01 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 3/22/2015 8:32 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...is about to start:

"Sen. Ted Cruz plans to announce Monday that he will run for president
of the United States, accelerating his already rapid three-year rise
from a tea party insurgent in Texas into a divisive political force in
Washington."

That would be the Teabagger Derby, of course, in which a plethora of
really crazy Republicans affiliated with the Teabagger Party, announce
they are running for POTUS.

Who will be next after Ted? Michele Bachmann? The $9.99 Pizza Guy? The
Newties?

Should be fun to watch.



Remember Harry. Even *you* could run if you wanted to.


He'd best drop a few pounds first.
--

Guns don't cause problems.
Gun owner behavior causes problems.

Keyser Söze March 22nd 15 01:56 PM

The Derby...
 
On 3/22/15 8:43 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/22/2015 8:32 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...is about to start:

"Sen. Ted Cruz plans to announce Monday that he will run for president
of the United States, accelerating his already rapid three-year rise
from a tea party insurgent in Texas into a divisive political force in
Washington."

That would be the Teabagger Derby, of course, in which a plethora of
really crazy Republicans affiliated with the Teabagger Party, announce
they are running for POTUS.

Who will be next after Ted? Michele Bachmann? The $9.99 Pizza Guy? The
Newties?

Should be fun to watch.



Remember Harry. Even *you* could run if you wanted to.



Nah.

But watching the GOPers, especially the Teabagger GOPers...it's first
class political entertainment as they work overtime to offend as many
voting, demographic, racial, ethnic groups as possibile to attract the
votes of racist old farts like...oh...several of the posters here in
rec.boats. :)

My half-bro' up in the New Haven area is "bundling" $5 donations from a
bunch of us so he can send about $50 off to each of the GOP crazies, in
order to encourage them to make the run.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

Justan Olphart March 22nd 15 02:00 PM

The Derby...
 
On 3/22/2015 8:48 AM, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 22 Mar 2015 08:43:01 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 3/22/2015 8:32 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...is about to start:

"Sen. Ted Cruz plans to announce Monday that he will run for president
of the United States, accelerating his already rapid three-year rise
from a tea party insurgent in Texas into a divisive political force in
Washington."

That would be the Teabagger Derby, of course, in which a plethora of
really crazy Republicans affiliated with the Teabagger Party, announce
they are running for POTUS.

Who will be next after Ted? Michele Bachmann? The $9.99 Pizza Guy? The
Newties?

Should be fun to watch.



Remember Harry. Even *you* could run if you wanted to.


He'd best drop a few pounds first.

And wear a sports bra.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Tom Nofinger March 22nd 15 02:01 PM

The Derby...
 
On Sunday, March 22, 2015 at 5:43:04 AM UTC-7, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/22/2015 8:32 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...is about to start:

"Sen. Ted Cruz plans to announce Monday that he will run for president
of the United States, accelerating his already rapid three-year rise
from a tea party insurgent in Texas into a divisive political force in
Washington."

That would be the Teabagger Derby, of course, in which a plethora of
really crazy Republicans affiliated with the Teabagger Party, announce
they are running for POTUS.

Who will be next after Ted? Michele Bachmann? The $9.99 Pizza Guy? The
Newties?

Should be fun to watch.



Remember Harry. Even *you* could run if you wanted to.


Actually, I think he should. I would vote for him.

Justan Olphart March 22nd 15 02:06 PM

The Derby...
 
On 3/22/2015 8:56 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/22/15 8:43 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/22/2015 8:32 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...is about to start:

"Sen. Ted Cruz plans to announce Monday that he will run for president
of the United States, accelerating his already rapid three-year rise
from a tea party insurgent in Texas into a divisive political force in
Washington."

That would be the Teabagger Derby, of course, in which a plethora of
really crazy Republicans affiliated with the Teabagger Party, announce
they are running for POTUS.

Who will be next after Ted? Michele Bachmann? The $9.99 Pizza Guy? The
Newties?

Should be fun to watch.



Remember Harry. Even *you* could run if you wanted to.



Nah.

But watching the GOPers, especially the Teabagger GOPers...it's first
class political entertainment as they work overtime to offend as many
voting, demographic, racial, ethnic groups as possibile to attract the
votes of racist old farts like...oh...several of the posters here in
rec.boats. :)

My half-bro' up in the New Haven area is "bundling" $5 donations from a
bunch of us so he can send about $50 off to each of the GOP crazies, in
order to encourage them to make the run.

"half-bro"? White folks don't talk like that.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Justan Olphart March 22nd 15 02:10 PM

The Derby...
 
On 3/22/2015 9:01 AM, Tom Nofinger wrote:
On Sunday, March 22, 2015 at 5:43:04 AM UTC-7, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/22/2015 8:32 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...is about to start:

"Sen. Ted Cruz plans to announce Monday that he will run for president
of the United States, accelerating his already rapid three-year rise
from a tea party insurgent in Texas into a divisive political force in
Washington."

That would be the Teabagger Derby, of course, in which a plethora of
really crazy Republicans affiliated with the Teabagger Party, announce
they are running for POTUS.

Who will be next after Ted? Michele Bachmann? The $9.99 Pizza Guy? The
Newties?

Should be fun to watch.



Remember Harry. Even *you* could run if you wanted to.


Actually, I think he should. I would vote for him.

You would?

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Keyser Söze March 22nd 15 03:24 PM

The Derby...
 
On 3/22/15 10:22 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 22 Mar 2015 08:32:22 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

...is about to start:

"Sen. Ted Cruz plans to announce Monday that he will run for president
of the United States, accelerating his already rapid three-year rise
from a tea party insurgent in Texas into a divisive political force in
Washington."

That would be the Teabagger Derby, of course, in which a plethora of
really crazy Republicans affiliated with the Teabagger Party, announce
they are running for POTUS.

Who will be next after Ted? Michele Bachmann? The $9.99 Pizza Guy? The
Newties?

Should be fun to watch.


It is sad when the polls say our best hope is a corrupt old woman.



Well, your best hopes are crazy loonytarians...

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

John H.[_5_] March 22nd 15 03:35 PM

The Derby...
 
On Sun, 22 Mar 2015 10:24:49 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/22/15 10:22 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 22 Mar 2015 08:32:22 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

...is about to start:

"Sen. Ted Cruz plans to announce Monday that he will run for president
of the United States, accelerating his already rapid three-year rise
from a tea party insurgent in Texas into a divisive political force in
Washington."

That would be the Teabagger Derby, of course, in which a plethora of
really crazy Republicans affiliated with the Teabagger Party, announce
they are running for POTUS.

Who will be next after Ted? Michele Bachmann? The $9.99 Pizza Guy? The
Newties?

Should be fun to watch.


It is sad when the polls say our best hope is a corrupt old woman.



Well, your best hopes are crazy loonytarians...


Here. Learn something about Democrats.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/pELwCqz2JfE?feature=
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Guns don't cause problems.
Gun owner behavior causes problems.


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