Fishing Trip...
 

Well, the wind was blowing from the NW, there was a 2-3' chop on the
Bay, I was afraid a couple of guests were going to get seasick, but...we
finally got to our destination 110 miles downstream, and caught our fill
of fresh fish.

http://tinyurl.com/nh84xpy

Fishing Trip...
 

On 4/24/2015 8:40 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:

Well, the wind was blowing from the NW, there was a 2-3' chop on the
Bay, I was afraid a couple of guests were going to get seasick, but...we
finally got to our destination 110 miles downstream, and caught our fill
of fresh fish.

http://tinyurl.com/nh84xpy


Yawn

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."

Fishing Trip...
 

On 4/24/2015 8:40 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:

Well, the wind was blowing from the NW, there was a 2-3' chop on the
Bay, I was afraid a couple of guests were going to get seasick, but...we
finally got to our destination 110 miles downstream, and caught our fill
of fresh fish.

http://tinyurl.com/nh84xpy




You imply you traveled by boat. You had "guests", so that implies it
was *your* boat.

You traveled 110 miles "downstream". Did you return?

If so, that's about 220 miles. You did this in one day and had time to
fish? If so, you must have been hauling ass.


Something fishy here.

Fishing Trip...
 

On 4/24/15 9:11 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/24/2015 8:40 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:

Well, the wind was blowing from the NW, there was a 2-3' chop on the
Bay, I was afraid a couple of guests were going to get seasick, but...we
finally got to our destination 110 miles downstream, and caught our fill
of fresh fish.

http://tinyurl.com/nh84xpy




You imply you traveled by boat. You had "guests", so that implies it
was *your* boat.

You traveled 110 miles "downstream". Did you return?

If so, that's about 220 miles. You did this in one day and had time to
fish? If so, you must have been hauling ass.


Something fishy here.



One day? Say what?

Fishing Trip...
 

On 4/24/2015 9:40 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 4/24/15 9:11 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/24/2015 8:40 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:

Well, the wind was blowing from the NW, there was a 2-3' chop on the
Bay, I was afraid a couple of guests were going to get seasick, but...we
finally got to our destination 110 miles downstream, and caught our fill
of fresh fish.

http://tinyurl.com/nh84xpy




You imply you traveled by boat. You had "guests", so that implies it
was *your* boat.

You traveled 110 miles "downstream". Did you return?

If so, that's about 220 miles. You did this in one day and had time to
fish? If so, you must have been hauling ass.


Something fishy here.



One day? Say what?


Ahhhh. The hook is set.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."

Fishing Trip...
 

On Fri, 24 Apr 2015 21:11:46 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 4/24/2015 8:40 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:

Well, the wind was blowing from the NW, there was a 2-3' chop on the
Bay, I was afraid a couple of guests were going to get seasick, but...we
finally got to our destination 110 miles downstream, and caught our fill
of fresh fish.

http://tinyurl.com/nh84xpy




You imply you traveled by boat. You had "guests", so that implies it
was *your* boat.

You traveled 110 miles "downstream". Did you return?

If so, that's about 220 miles. You did this in one day and had time to
fish? If so, you must have been hauling ass.


Something fishy here.

===

He drove to a sushi restaurant.

Fishing Trip...
 

On Friday, April 24, 2015 at 7:53:32 PM UTC-7, Wayne. B wrote:
On Fri, 24 Apr 2015 21:11:46 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 4/24/2015 8:40 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:

Well, the wind was blowing from the NW, there was a 2-3' chop on the
Bay, I was afraid a couple of guests were going to get seasick, but...we
finally got to our destination 110 miles downstream, and caught our fill
of fresh fish.

http://tinyurl.com/nh84xpy




You imply you traveled by boat. You had "guests", so that implies it
was *your* boat.

You traveled 110 miles "downstream". Did you return?

If so, that's about 220 miles. You did this in one day and had time to
fish? If so, you must have been hauling ass.


Something fishy here.

===

He drove to a sushi restaurant.

Plenty of fresh fish there.

Fishing Trip...
 

On 4/24/2015 8:40 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:

Well, the wind was blowing from the NW, there was a 2-3' chop on the
Bay, I was afraid a couple of guests were going to get seasick, but...we
finally got to our destination 110 miles downstream, and caught our fill
of fresh fish.

http://tinyurl.com/nh84xpy


What an awesome story; as could only be told by a writer with multiple
degrees in English. ;-)

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."

Fishing Trip...
 

On Sat, 25 Apr 2015 08:50:02 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

On 4/24/2015 8:40 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:

Well, the wind was blowing from the NW, there was a 2-3' chop on the
Bay, I was afraid a couple of guests were going to get seasick, but...we
finally got to our destination 110 miles downstream, and caught our fill
of fresh fish.

http://tinyurl.com/nh84xpy


What an awesome story; as could only be told by a writer with multiple
degrees in English. ;-)

===

Clearly a BS (Bull ****) degree would have sufficed.

Fishing Trip...
 

Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/24/2015 8:40 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:

Well, the wind was blowing from the NW, there was a 2-3' chop on the
Bay, I was afraid a couple of guests were going to get seasick, but...we
finally got to our destination 110 miles downstream, and caught our fill
of fresh fish.

http://tinyurl.com/nh84xpy




You imply you traveled by boat. You had "guests", so that implies it
was *your* boat.

You traveled 110 miles "downstream". Did you return?

If so, that's about 220 miles. You did this in one day and had time
to fish? If so, you must have been hauling ass.


Something fishy here.



He's inspired by The Onion since he has no true stories to tell.