Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 10/8/16 12:28 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 10/8/2016 10:57 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats
plus airfares, accommodation
etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to
be on the same day as his
wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's
Church, in New York City, at
5pm. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes
$190,000 a year!

She will be the one in the white dress.

(Krause...that was a joke.)

Too late. He's got his bags packed and on the way out the door.

HARRY, CMON BACK. IT WAS A JOKE.


Why would I be interested in a short, overweight girl waiting at a church?

She's more your style and besides, according to the joke, she earns more
than your entire family collectively ever earned in a calendar year.


I repeat. It' s a joke.
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On 10/8/16 8:24 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 10/8/16 12:28 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 10/8/2016 10:57 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats
plus airfares, accommodation
etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to
be on the same day as his
wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's
Church, in New York City, at
5pm. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes
$190,000 a year!

She will be the one in the white dress.

(Krause...that was a joke.)

Too late. He's got his bags packed and on the way out the door.

HARRY, CMON BACK. IT WAS A JOKE.


Why would I be interested in a short, overweight girl waiting at a church?

She's more your style and besides, according to the joke, she earns more
than your entire family collectively ever earned in a calendar year.


I repeat. It' s a joke.



See "up there" where I wrote, "according to the joke"? You should play
out the joke and marry the girl, though. She's an earner, someone no one
in your family ever was or will be.

Keyser Soze wrote:
On 10/8/16 8:24 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 10/8/16 12:28 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 10/8/2016 10:57 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats
plus airfares, accommodation
etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to
be on the same day as his
wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St
Peter's
Church, in New York City, at
5pm. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes
$190,000 a year!

She will be the one in the white dress.

(Krause...that was a joke.)

Too late. He's got his bags packed and on the way out the door.

HARRY, CMON BACK. IT WAS A JOKE.


Why would I be interested in a short, overweight girl waiting at a
church?

She's more your style and besides, according to the joke, she earns
more
than your entire family collectively ever earned in a calendar year.


I repeat. It' s a joke.



See "up there" where I wrote, "according to the joke"? You should play
out the joke and marry the girl, though. She's an earner, someone no
one in your family ever was or will be.

Attacking his family with bull**** now? You really are a POS, Krause.

Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 10/8/16 8:24 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 10/8/16 12:28 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 10/8/2016 10:57 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats
plus airfares, accommodation
etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to
be on the same day as his
wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's
Church, in New York City, at
5pm. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes
$190,000 a year!

She will be the one in the white dress.

(Krause...that was a joke.)

Too late. He's got his bags packed and on the way out the door.

HARRY, CMON BACK. IT WAS A JOKE.


Why would I be interested in a short, overweight girl waiting at a church?

She's more your style and besides, according to the joke, she earns more
than your entire family collectively ever earned in a calendar year.


I repeat. It' s a joke.



See "up there" where I wrote, "according to the joke"? You should play
out the joke and marry the girl, though. She's an earner, someone no one
in your family ever was or will be.


???
You are rediculous. Your brain farts make less and less sense as
days go by.
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On Sat, 08 Oct 2016 17:56:23 -0400, Poquito Loco
wrote:

On Sat, 08 Oct 2016 17:16:18 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 08 Oct 2016 11:23:42 -0400, Poquito Loco
wrote:

I blew off 50 yard line super bowl tickets in 1984 to be with Judy.

Honestly, I think I'd rather watch it on TV than fly somewhere and be there in person.

Was the game on TV? I didn't look.

No idea. If it was the super bowl, I reckon it would have been.

It was: Super Bowl XVIII was an American football game between the National Football Conference ...
The game was played on January 22, 1984, at Tampa Stadium in Tampa, Florida

Hell, it was in your back yard. Should've taken Judy.

I lived in DC at the time. My Ex had the game tickets. They passed in
the air at 35,000 feet ;-)

On Sat, 8 Oct 2016 13:33:29 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

Why would I be interested in a short, overweight girl waiting at a church?

Why do you think that is overweight? That is an inch taller and a few
pounds heavier than Carrie Underwood. Nothing fat about her.

On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 00:30:16 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 08 Oct 2016 17:56:23 -0400, Poquito Loco
wrote:

On Sat, 08 Oct 2016 17:16:18 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 08 Oct 2016 11:23:42 -0400, Poquito Loco
wrote:

I blew off 50 yard line super bowl tickets in 1984 to be with Judy.

Honestly, I think I'd rather watch it on TV than fly somewhere and be there in person.

Was the game on TV? I didn't look.

No idea. If it was the super bowl, I reckon it would have been.

It was: Super Bowl XVIII was an American football game between the National Football Conference ...
The game was played on January 22, 1984, at Tampa Stadium in Tampa, Florida

Hell, it was in your back yard. Should've taken Judy.

I lived in DC at the time. My Ex had the game tickets. They passed in
the air at 35,000 feet ;-)

Oh. 'Nuff said.