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A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats plus airfares, accommodation
etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his
wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's Church, in New York City, at
5pm. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes $190,000 a year!

She will be the one in the white dress.

(Krause...that was a joke.)
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On Sat, 08 Oct 2016 10:57:41 -0400, Poquito Loco
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A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats plus airfares, accommodation
etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his
wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's Church, in New York City, at
5pm. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes $190,000 a year!

She will be the one in the white dress.

(Krause...that was a joke.)


I blew off 50 yard line super bowl tickets in 1984 to be with Judy.
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On 10/8/2016 10:57 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats plus airfares, accommodation
etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his
wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's Church, in New York City, at
5pm. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes $190,000 a year!

She will be the one in the white dress.

(Krause...that was a joke.)

Too late. He's got his bags packed and on the way out the door.

HARRY, CMON BACK. IT WAS A JOKE.
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On Sat, 08 Oct 2016 10:57:41 -0400, Poquito Loco
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A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats plus airfares, accommodation
etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his
wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's Church, in New York City, at
5pm. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes $190,000 a year!

She will be the one in the white dress.


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Please send a picture of her boat...


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On Sat, 08 Oct 2016 12:30:29 -0400, Wayne.B wrote:

On Sat, 08 Oct 2016 10:57:41 -0400, Poquito Loco
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A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats plus airfares, accommodation
etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his
wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's Church, in New York City, at
5pm. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes $190,000 a year!

She will be the one in the white dress.


===

Please send a picture of her boat...


Might be the one in the middle.

http://stmedia.startribune.com/image...HIPS081916.jpg
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On 10/8/16 12:28 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 10/8/2016 10:57 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats
plus airfares, accommodation
etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to
be on the same day as his
wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's
Church, in New York City, at
5pm. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes
$190,000 a year!

She will be the one in the white dress.

(Krause...that was a joke.)

Too late. He's got his bags packed and on the way out the door.

HARRY, CMON BACK. IT WAS A JOKE.



Why would I be interested in a short, overweight girl waiting at a church?

She's more your style and besides, according to the joke, she earns more
than your entire family collectively ever earned in a calendar year.
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On Sat, 08 Oct 2016 10:57:41 -0400, Poquito Loco
wrote:

A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats plus
airfares, accommodation
etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be
on the same day as his
wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's
Church, in New York City, at
5pm. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes $190,000 a year!

She will be the one in the white dress.

(Krause...that was a joke.)


I blew off 50 yard line super bowl tickets in 1984 to be with Judy.


A friend of mine two years ago, decided was too expensive, even with free
tickets from his nephew (a player). Airfare, affordable lodging probably a
100 miles away. Figured not with the coat.

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On Sat, 08 Oct 2016 11:23:42 -0400, Poquito Loco
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I blew off 50 yard line super bowl tickets in 1984 to be with Judy.


Honestly, I think I'd rather watch it on TV than fly somewhere and be there in person.


Was the game on TV? I didn't look.
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