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I used to think I was just a regular guy, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not,
makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.

I am older than 60 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me, which must make me
a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which
makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits,
which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the folks I know) acquired a fair education without student loans (it's called work)
and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me
a militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! I would
like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, newly found changes in my
life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! As if all this crap wasn't enough to
deal with now I don't know which restroom to go into.

And lastly, I don't like Harry very much which makes me all of the above all by itself!
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I am a Rightie Christian Fundie, which now labels me as an infidel. "

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There. I fixed it for you...😊
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I used to think I was just a regular guy, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not,
makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.

I am older than 60 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me, which must make me
a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which
makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits,
which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the folks I know) acquired a fair education without student loans (it's called work)
and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me
a militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! I would
like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, newly found changes in my
life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! As if all this crap wasn't enough to
deal with now I don't know which restroom to go into.

And lastly, I don't like Harry very much which makes me all of the above all by itself!

And, you are a hater, according to Y K W. :-)
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The John flushes his head...

Snip..usual garbage

"I (and most of the folks I know) acquired a fair education without student loans (it's called work)
and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever."


That's quite amusing coming from you.
Everyone knows your Uncle Sam provided and paid for all your schooling.
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True North wrote:
The John flushes his head...

Snip..usual garbage

"I (and most of the folks I know) acquired a fair education without student loans (it's called work)
and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever."


That's quite amusing coming from you.
Everyone knows your Uncle Sam provided and paid for all your schooling.


Who is "everyone"? Why did you start a new thread? Perhaps you should
SFTU and go talk to your wife.


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True North wrote:
The John flushes his head...

Snip..usual garbage

"I (and most of the folks I know) acquired a fair education without
student loans (it's called work)
and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever."


That's quite amusing coming from you.
Everyone knows your Uncle Sam provided and paid for all your schooling.


And your government and taxpayers paid for your schooling. At least yours
did not cost much.

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On Sat, 26 Nov 2016 14:57:23 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

I am a Rightie Christian Fundie, which now labels me as an infidel. "

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There. I fixed it for you...?


Somehow I missed that one. But, according to Donnie I'm only a 'pseudo Christian', he's the 'real
Christian'.
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On Sat, 26 Nov 2016 17:24:04 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

The John flushes his head...

Snip..usual garbage

"I (and most of the folks I know) acquired a fair education without student loans (it's called work)
and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever."


That's quite amusing coming from you.
Everyone knows your Uncle Sam provided and paid for all your schooling.


Learn to read.

I earned what Uncle Sam provided.
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On 11/26/2016 4:39 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:


I used to think I was just a regular guy, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not,
makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.

I am older than 60 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me, which must make me
a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which
makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits,
which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the folks I know) acquired a fair education without student loans (it's called work)
and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me
a militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! I would
like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, newly found changes in my
life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! As if all this crap wasn't enough to
deal with now I don't know which restroom to go into.

And lastly, I don't like Harry very much which makes me all of the above all by itself!


I resemble those remarks!
Mikek

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On Sun, 27 Nov 2016 07:24:35 -0600, amdx wrote:

On 11/26/2016 4:39 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:


I used to think I was just a regular guy, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not,
makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.

I am older than 60 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me, which must make me
a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which
makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits,
which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the folks I know) acquired a fair education without student loans (it's called work)
and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me
a militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! I would
like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, newly found changes in my
life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! As if all this crap wasn't enough to
deal with now I don't know which restroom to go into.

And lastly, I don't like Harry very much which makes me all of the above all by itself!


I resemble those remarks!
Mikek


Good morning, Mike. Nice to see your smiling here on this fine Sunday morning. I'm waiting for the 9
o'clock hour to roll around so I can crank up the leaf blower without ****ing off the neighbors too
much.
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